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ravingdavis
11-05-12, 02:32 PM
I've headed back to St Neots to visit my family for the week and yesterday I decided to go out with my mum and get a coffee in the town centre. We were walking on the pavement minding our own business when some dimwits in an old green golf throw eggs at us. Luckily their aim is about as sharp as their IQ so they miss but my question is... Why do they do it, whats the point?

I mean I can understand them mugging someone, they gain something out it, be it a watch or a phone. But eggs from a car window? They are not even around long enough to see the effect of what they have done so how so they know that they hit their targets or not? I cannot apply logic to this kind of behavior so I guess I simply will never be able to understand it.

DJFridge
11-05-12, 02:34 PM
Care in the community?

SoulKiss
11-05-12, 02:45 PM
St Neots

In-breeding?

Its the 6th finger on the hand that throws the aim out.

Paul the 6th
11-05-12, 03:57 PM
******s. That's why.

The Idle Biker
11-05-12, 04:30 PM
There's usually some idiot in the back seat egging them on....

SoulKiss
11-05-12, 04:36 PM
There's usually some idiot in the back seat egging them on....

Eggsactly

garynortheast
11-05-12, 05:16 PM
It's because what's left of their brains are scrambled....

TSM
11-05-12, 05:46 PM
Clearly they dont know that food is getting expensive and should not throw it away.

andrewsmith
11-05-12, 05:54 PM
there brains will be fried will eggstremely strong drugs

missyburd
11-05-12, 06:01 PM
Like when some scrote chucked an egg at me on the bike in a particularly antisocial area of Bradford...must have given him a hell of a kick, wish I could have got off and given him a worthwhile sort of kick grrr...

Least your scrotes missed!

Dave20046
11-05-12, 06:02 PM
I've headed back to St Neots to visit my family for the week and yesterday I decided to go out with my mum and get a coffee in the town centre. We were walking on the pavement minding our own business when some dimwits in an old green golf throw eggs at us. Luckily their aim is about as sharp as their IQ so they miss but my question is... Why do they do it, whats the point?

I mean I can understand them mugging someone, they gain something out it, be it a watch or a phone. But eggs from a car window? They are not even around long enough to see the effect of what they have done so how so they know that they hit their targets or not? I cannot apply logic to this kind of behavior so I guess I simply will never be able to understand it.

We were all young once.



:smt102

Quiff Wichard
11-05-12, 06:03 PM
And missed your scrote !

Fallout
11-05-12, 08:05 PM
Little people trying to make themselves feel big at someone else's eggspense. That's all it is.

Paul the 6th
11-05-12, 08:10 PM
All these egg jokes are starting to repeat on me..

Paul the 6th
11-05-12, 08:11 PM
Hang on guys... I've got one coming

Paul the 6th
11-05-12, 08:12 PM
Maybe you should *shell* out on a private inveggstigator to try and coup them up..

Dave20046
11-05-12, 08:16 PM
cracking

Fallout
11-05-12, 08:23 PM
Look. This yoke is getting old. If you don't stop it, I'm going to get you men, and get my elbow and albumen everywhere.

Yes. Bow down. I used albumen. You might as well all give it up now.

Lozzo
11-05-12, 11:02 PM
I live in St Neots - I do not own a car and I do not buy eggs unless I want to cook and eat them. Just saying

ravingdavis
11-05-12, 11:10 PM
I live in St Neots - I do not own a car and I do not buy eggs unless I want to cook and eat them. Just saying

Convenient cover story Lozzo. So you stole the eggs and the car. Was it really worth all the hassle?

-Ralph-
12-05-12, 04:49 AM
Somebody wanted to throw eggs at RavingDavis and he comes on the forum and asks why :confused: :smt102

I need help understanding something...

;)

Teejayexc
12-05-12, 04:55 AM
Somebody wanted to throw eggs at RavingDavis and he comes on the forum and asks why :confused: :smt102

I need help understanding something...

;)

:smt041

I think it was the fact he had his mother with him.

There we go....blame the parents ;)

Littlepeahead
12-05-12, 07:27 AM
Rim tape. You were the target.