Felt like a prostitute yesterday........

[dawn07]

Well, without the sex bit anyhow!
Is it just me or does anyone on the mighty org change their clothes a lot on an average day?! Me yesterday:
1. Nightie off, clothes on [ after a shower of course!]
2. Clothes off, uniform on
3, Clothes off then on [sunbed after work]
4. Clothes off, workout gear on [gym].
5. Clothes on
6. Clothes off, nightie on:smt103

[NTECUK]

1 Get up turn pants inside out .refit
2Take of "T" wash,Spray Lyinx effect, turn inside out,refit
3 Grab jeans don't do up chuck in mrs pile 'Get yesterdays Combats,refit
4 pair of socks on , boots on, Fleece take pooch for walk shout to rest Get up were going out.
5 coat in car , stick on coat,wander round BMF.
6 coat off drive home (Via takeaway)
7 boots, fleece off ,eat watch"The Voice"
8 chuck clothes on floor in bed room,Shower.
9 Clean pants ,"T" dressing gown ,log on ORG.
I'm so Glam....

[dizzyblonde]

You wear a nightie............................?

[joshwalker094]

Well, without the sex bit anyhow!

well i can solve that part for you ;)

i joke.

[Geodude]

I really need to clean up my mind im getting hooked by these ambiguous titles alot lately ;) I hate being restricted by clothes so as soon as im home off they come until i have to dress to leave the house again :)

[NTECUK]

You wear a nightie............................?

No
Well only at the week ends when my name's
"Florentine":smt046

[dizzyblonde]

I hate being restricted by clothes so as soon as im home off they come until i have A dress to leave the house again :)

I reallllllly need to pay attention when I read posts, you wear a dress :smt103

No
Well only at the week ends when my name's
"Florentine":smt046

:smt082

[Geodude]

Hehehe plenty pictures floating around of me in a dress Lou ;) i sometimes had to model what i made :)

[andrewsmith]

Hehehe plenty pictures floating around of me in a dress Lou ;) i sometimes had to model what i made :)

hahhaa

THe image that came into my head was the 8 day old y fronts

[Geodude]

Im no lightweight i get at least 10 days :)

[andrewsmith]

per side

[Fallout]

You may all jest, but I literally only change my pants when the pubic lice put their gas masks on and start sounding the stink siren.

[fenjer]

If time is money you're a rubbish prostitute...

Punters (allegedly) dont pay you to take your clothes off...

;)

[dizzyblonde]

So....

right way round
Back to front
Inside out
back to front inside out

and repeat, until they disintegrate?

[andrewsmith]

You may all jest, but I literally only change my pants when the pubic lice put their gas masks on and start sounding the stink siren.

:smt082

[Lozzo]

I feel like a prostitute every day... but I don't like paying.

[NTECUK]

So....

right way round
Back to front
Inside out
back to front inside out

and repeat, until they disintegrate?
Er no its
right way,
Inside out right way
inside in wrong way
inside out wrong way
thats way the dead skin falls out

[dizzyblonde]

mmmmmmmmm nice :puker:

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

I have to assume that you are wearing no support then, otherwise you would have a funny baggy bit hanging out the back where the pouch is.

[NTECUK]

Rumour has it that LPH will be ensuring that only those with 3 changes of clean underwear in there tank bag will be allowed to pitch at the AR12.
The 3 pairs must be placed in the map pocket and in 3 distinctly contrasting colours for easy identification.

[Teejayexc]

You may all jest, but I literally only change my pants when the pubic lice put their gas masks on and start sounding the stink siren.

Is that why they call you FALLOUT :confused:

[Bluefish]

I feel a prostitute every day, bloody expensive though ;)

[Fallout]

Is that why they call you FALLOUT :confused:

You know what mate, maybe that's it. I'll ask them. :D

[widepants]

just throw them at the wall and when they fall off they are ready to wear again

[andrewsmith]

just throw them at the wall and when they fall off they are ready to wear again

Unless they start twitching and absail off

[Balky001]

Well, without the sex bit anyhow!
Is it just me or does anyone on the mighty org change their clothes a lot on an average day?! Me yesterday:
1. Nightie off, clothes on [ after a shower of course!]
2. Clothes off, uniform on
3, Clothes off then on [sunbed after work]
4. Clothes off, workout gear on [gym].
5. Clothes on
6. Clothes off, nightie on:smt103

so you still had your workout gear on under the nightie? ;)

[dawn07]

Please tell me you're all kidding, and that you do really change your pants and socks EVERY day?!:rolleyes:
Yes I wear a nightie Dizzy, I'm a womwn of a certain age remember! Haha x:smt083

[Lozzo]

I'd rather go without undies than wear the same pair a second day. Socks ain't so bad if I get caught out somewhere without a spare pair, but I have to shower as soon as I get home if I do wear them twice