My YouTube Channel (VLogs)

[WayneL]

I'm not sure if anyone here would be interested. But I've been doing some VLogs whilst out on the bike.

It's all sensible stuff so don't expect any "spirited" riding, but please feel free to take a look if you fancy watching some VLogs.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBikerVLogger/videos

I'll be doing some normal road riding videos from biker meets at some point, but that will just be the sound of the engine. No Vlogs. Possibly a different camera position too. \\:D/

Cheers,
Wayne

[Fallout]

Will take a ganders tomorrow mate. Looking forward to see what drivel you say while riding!!! :D

[The Idle Biker]

Must be something wrong with the sound set-up. You sound too Nothern, can you please adjust the settings to make it intelligible please.
It's easier to understand you face to face because I can read your lips a bit, but on this, hopeless just Northern wah wah wah.;)

[Bordtea]

Nice vids mate keep em coming. At this rate we're gonna have a bloody film set starting up in the GM, you lot are gonna make me even more conscious of my riding ;)

[WayneL]

Anything I publish would be censored anyway. Ride how you want to ride.

[Bordtea]

Haha would be interesting to see how I look from the rear (....)

Definitely found the solution to the heat though... ride fast :D

[Lucas]

Nice work, very enjoyable vids!

[Fallout]

Good vids chap. You're great for v-logging. Your ability to waffle yet keep it interesting is second to none. :D As Laurie said though, if you could talk in English, it'd be appreciated.

[WayneL]

Thanks a lot for all your comments.

You'd be amazed at how much I have lost my northern accent whilst living down south. I soon pick it up again whenever I visit the inlaws though. :cool:

[The Guru]

Those GoPros stuck to the side of helmets look fugly. Decent quality footage.. but still fugly.

[Owenski]

How refreshing a none shandy drinking sounding fella doing the voice. I assumed obviously you'd had it dubbed for a wider audiance, turns out you're one of our unfortunate spies sent to live down in the smog of it all in a hope to encourage them to drink a proper pint. "Doing it for the cause"

[Fallout]

I think you mean double agent. :D

[Spank86]

Justy a single agent surely Fallout? ;)

Perhaps we could have subtitles.

[Owenski]

Do i?

Guy employed by MI5 goes to USA to gather intel on CIA = Spy
Guy employed by MI5 goes to USA to gather intel on CIA, tells CIA his objective then feeds false info back to MI5 = Double Agent.

Are you implying he is in fact a southerner mascarading as a northerner in his youth?

[Fallout]

Do i?

Guy employed by MI5 goes to USA to gather intel on CIA = Spy
Guy employed by MI5 goes to USA to gather intel on CIA, tells CIA his objective then feeds false info back to MI5 = Double Agent.

Are you implying he is in fact a southerner mascarading as a northerner in his youth?

That's the only possible explanation. I've never seen him head butt a granny and I've heard him say please. Must be a southerner.

[Fallout]

Perhaps we could have subtitles.

But that'd put it into the category of "foreign cinema" and nobody can be arsed to watch that drivel. :D

[Owenski]

But that'd put it into the category of "foreign cinema" and nobody can be arsed to watch that drivel. :D
How did arsed get through the swear filter?

That's the only possible explanation. I've never seen him head butt a granny and I've heard him say please. Must be a southerner.
Never head butt a granny? You must at least have seen him kick a kid up the **** for been a gob****e. If you havnt then we dont want him.

What is this "please" you speak of, is that like "oi"
as in:
"oi pint"

[Spank86]

But that'd put it into the category of "foreign cinema" and nobody can be arsed to watch that drivel. :D
Unless its a "skin flick".

How did arsed get through the swear filter?

Gotta love americanisation.

[Owenski]

assd assed arsed ass'

EDIT: All of those cleared it, americanisation or not - how odd.

[Spank86]

ass

Perhaps its just not rude enough.

[Owenski]

****ing big buttocks

Yup, cought that one.


Well thats this thread suitable derailed, my work here is done - onto the next one!

[Fallout]

Never head butt a granny? You must at least have seen him kick a kid up the **** for been a gob****e. If you havnt then we dont want him.

What is this "please" you speak of, is that like "oi"
as in:
"oi pint"

Exactly! He's got it! :D Also, it's whether it is appended or prefixed is reversed. A few translations for you:

"oi pint" -> "pint please"
"help me then you nobber!" -> "Please help me"
"oi oi savaloy!" -> "I would like a sausage, please, please"

Well thats this thread suitable derailed, my work here is done - onto the next one!

Wayne loves it!

[Owenski]

"help me then you nobber", is far to polite for a northener, we'd usually use
"ere sort this for us" (if trying to be polite)
"****ing piece of ****, ere its ****ed, you do it" (if not so much)
However you recon "please help me" would have the same effect? hmmm worth a go.

[Spank86]

I cant really get the full effect without the sound of you repeatedly hitting the item you need help with with a hammer.

[Fallout]

Thanks for the tips buddy! Only on the internet could such cultures meet without some sort of stabbing. :thumleft:

[Spank86]

Although I believe northerners have that option on facebook instead of "poke".

[Owenski]

I cant really get the full effect without the sound of you repeatedly hitting the item you need help with with a hammer.
Purcussive persuasion is a valid form of technical engineering!

Thanks for the tips buddy! Only on the internet could such cultures meet without some sort of stabbing. :thumleft:
Pah! you southerners always take acts of physical violence so personally.

[tactcom7]

knives for show, broken bottle to the face for a pro. ;)

[Owenski]

knives for show, broken bottle to the face for a pro. ;)


...is the northern preferred alternative to hello

[Noddy]

I cant really get the full effect without the sound of you repeatedly hitting the item you need help with with a hammer.

Nowt so refined as a hammer, half a brick does the job just as well, the other half is often used as a key! :cool:

[WayneL]

Lol. What have I started!