Bike bonkers!

[carelesschucca]

I went swimming today for the first time in a while and after a few lengths I realised I was thinking about different racers when I got to their number. I also stopped three times to say a quick blessing for different riders when I got to their number.

For Info the three numbers were;

#46
#58
#74

I also endded up doing 155 lengths and 3100mtrs, god I'm gonna suffer for it tomorrow.

But I'm starting to think that I need help, is there anyway to switch off a brain that thinks about bikes 95% of the time. other 5% filled with beers and boobies.

[MisterTommyH]

More beer & boobies?

[carelesschucca]

Nope tried that :)

[Sid Squid]

But I'm starting to think that I need help, is there anyway to switch of a brain that thinks about bikes 95% of the time. other 5% filled with beers and boobies.
You don't require any help - there's nothing wrong. Anyone that doesn't spend their time on such subjects needs psychological help.

[Bibio]

so when you think of cuddles your brain goes into spasm. ahhh i see why you like cuddles you cuddle slut you.

[carelesschucca]

cuddles are an underlying issue, most of the time involving beer or boobies. sometimes both :)

[Specialone]

What happens if your thinking of boobies sitting on your bike drinking beer ? Bet that causes brain melt :)

[DJ123]

what if there were boobies sat on the bike drinking beer???

[Bibio]

what if there were boobies sat on the bike drinking beer???

i'll do it at the GM and see what happens, it'll be man boobs though :-)

[Specialone]

what if there were boobies sat on the bike drinking beer???

Did you read my post above yours :rolleyes:

[DJ123]

What happens if your thinking of boobies sitting on your bike drinking beer ? Bet that causes brain melt :)

what if there were boobies sat on the bike drinking beer???

Did you read my post above yours :rolleyes:

yes,

[Specialone]

yes,

Come on mate, it's virtually the same post, make up your own humour and posts, no need to copy others' ;)

[widepants]

what if there was a pussy on said bike

[DJ123]

you said "what if you are on your bike thinking of boobies", mine is "there are boobies on the bike". Big difference between thinking of something and them being there ;)

[widepants]

you said "what if you are on your bike thinking of boobies", mine is "there are boobies on the bike". Big difference between thinking of something and them being there ;)
sorry you're wrong bud

[Bibio]

sniff the glove

[widepants]

What happens if your thinking of boobies while sitting on your bike drinking beer ? Bet that causes brain melt :)
not special bloke didnt put in the above

[Bibio]

fight, fight, fight, yes a cat fight.. can i come and watch with my pink handbag?

[widepants]

Id come if it was a pussy fight

[Bibio]

well it is as both of you are pussy's

[widepants]

:smt065

[Mrs DJ Fridge]

When I swim lengths, usually once a week, I start off thinking about all sorts of things, but after about the first kilometer my brain relaxes and I just think about the numbers, I do not swim as far as you though, only about 2 1/4 km at a go. By the end I am so desperate not to loose count of how far I have been that the numbers are the only thing that I think of.

[carelesschucca]

lets be honest the worst thing you can do is think about boobies when your swimming... Oh the drag it causes... helps with the stearing though...

[Specialone]

Btw, I actually meant the boobies were sitting on the bike drinking beer, not woman, just a set of boobies :)

[widepants]

off to google that (other search engines are avaliable)

[The Idle Biker]

3100 meters? That's nearly miles! I could never do that. I always just try to tag along behind a fit bird who is doing breast stroke.

[Sir Trev]

3100 meters? That's nearly miles! I could never do that. I always just try to tag along behind a fit bird who is doing breast stroke.

:winner:

[Messie]

If you're having a conversation with another bike, the following is perfectly undrestandable and allowable.

However, non bikers get quite put off the conversation when I get a distracted look on my face, ask them to Shhh a bit, then go 'ahh a V twin'!

[dizzyblonde]

The only thing that stops me thinking about bikes is kids.........

They switch off every thought of anything else too.

HTH

[littleoldman2]

CC there is nothing wrong mate. You have been influenced by "normal" people who don't understand. Normal people frighten me.

[Sir Trev]

I recall a very prophetic t-shirt design that was about when I started riding many years ago - if I had to explain it you wouldn't understand. Still as relevant today.

And thanks to places like spreadshirt.co.uk you can recreate such shirts.

[Geodude]

The only thing that stops me thinking about bikes is kids.........

They switch off every thought of anything else too.

HTH
Buy the kids a bike, that should help combine the two ;)

[Geodude]

Everything stops for bikes, example being if i see or hear a bike in any form then whatever im doing stops until bike has gone by. I even nod to bikers when im walking or in a car or bus! :)

[carelesschucca]

Same. I said hello to a guy walking through Glasgow in his bike gear this morning. Hope the fox top was enough for him to click.