If a pigeon...

[Bri w]

... can see a grain of corn at 100ft, why can't it see my car at 50ft?

The corner of the front, driver's, wing disemboweled it and the automatic wipers smeared the guts across the screen.

[Fallout]

There is no thicker animal, and none that deserve to die quite as much either.

[DJFridge]

... can see a grain of corn at 100ft, why can't it see my car at 50ft?

The corner of the front, driver's, wing disemboweled it and the automatic wipers smeared the guts across the screen.

It can, it was a suicide pigeon

[keith_d]

It can, it was an iranian suicide pigeon

Corrected for you.

[DJFridge]

Corrected for you.

Thanks

[sv_rory]

I had it happen to me the other day in a customers car and I remember thinking what a stupid animal, it just flew straight at me!

[Jayneflakes]

There is no thicker animal, and none that deserve to die quite as much either.

Trust me, our Owl is really quite thick too! Any animal whose eyes are bigger than it's brain is going to be a bit special!

As for pigeons, I really hate the filthy vile creatures! Bri, you did well by squishing it! :smt042

[sv_rory]

Trust me, our Owl is really quite thick too! Any animal whose eyes are bigger than it's brain is going to be a bit special!

As for pigeons, I really hate the filthy vile creatures! Bri, you did well by squishing it! :smt042

hmm eyes bigger than brain, technically I am an animal, does that make me special?

[Lozzo]

Had one fly straight into the windscreen of a Mk3 Capri I once owned, bloody thing. I had to go home and fit the screen from the Capri I'd smashed a couple of weeks before when I hit a muntjac deer that ran out.

[dkid]

Rats with wings! Can't flippin' stand em. They get into the hanger I work in and sh!t en mass.

[jambo]

Had one fly straight into the windscreen of a Mk3 Capri I once owned, bloody thing. I had to go home and fit the screen from the Capri I'd smashed a couple of weeks before when I hit a muntjac deer that ran out.

That has genuinely made me chuckle :D

Jambo

[markc123]

Try having the things hit the top of your screen when making progress roof down. Causes an impressive duck reaction while the pigeon flies rather closer to your head than one normally likes :-).

[widepants]

There is no thicker animal, and none that deserve to die quite as much either.
one word...pheasant

[454697819]

one word...pheasant

you forgot Chavs

[widepants]

pheasant not peasant