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DJ123
13-07-12, 07:56 PM
Started this thread on the back of your comment, thought you would have done after posting it.

In here:
silly, daft, ridiculous, embarassing, woops, oh no, **** moments you have had on the bike

No sympathy to be given you big bunch of girls :rambo:

My guess is Nath to go first ;)

Elliott
13-07-12, 07:58 PM
Set my bike up for super quick turn in, result= tankslapper due to how unstable it is...

Pretty fair to say im a pleb......

DJ123
13-07-12, 08:04 PM
you're alive, always a positive

Fallout
13-07-12, 08:05 PM
Ice on those nuts Elliott?! :D Good move Job. I vote no really old stories. Just new ones. Anything from the last couple of weeks, but not "when I started riding when I was 2 I fell of my tricycle" type stories.

Elliott
13-07-12, 08:10 PM
today i thought i knew more than the doctors and decided to take the cast off my right wrist, 2 weeks after having it put on...

Turns out my hands still ruined and i should have left it. :/

Pleb again? Yush please

DJ123
13-07-12, 08:11 PM
Agreed, recent is best

Elliott
13-07-12, 08:13 PM
Perhaps its the medication im on atm or something put my decision making is very poor....

DJ123
13-07-12, 08:15 PM
Elliott, i think you should hire a hot nurse to look after you 24/7 until healed

Tomor
13-07-12, 08:18 PM
Not long after I passed I rode my bike to work. Stopped outside and the bike just fell over. No idea what happened just stopped and fell:smt102. Felt like a right tw*t as people passed on the main road looking at me lying on the grass.

Elliott
13-07-12, 09:19 PM
Elliott, i think you should hire a hot nurse to look after you 24/7 until healed

Just asked the misses if i could, got a no and a slap!

DJ123
13-07-12, 09:21 PM
buy her a nurses outfit ;) problem solved :lol:

Thunderace
13-07-12, 10:23 PM
HAHA Jammy mate you'll like this! I always park my car nose first in the driveway, but last night I reversed in to unload some shopping. This morning I hopped in the car to go to work and out of routine put it in reverse and bumped straight into the bike luckily no damage I can see lets hope it dont fall apart on the next ride!

Winder
13-07-12, 11:02 PM
Mate asked me to do an oil and filter change on his R6 while I was doing mine (we share a garage ). I didn't know it was a reverse thread sump plug......... cracked sump, oh feck.
Got a second hand one off eBay for £15, gasket from local yam parts place and got it all sorted before he needed the bike.
What a pleb

Spank86
14-07-12, 09:19 AM
Haven't had one recently. My last I think was an overtake on the cross hatchlings by loomies, big rut there almost sent me tank slapping, was very dodgy for a few seconds till I rode out of it anyway.

Fallout
14-07-12, 01:01 PM
Don't forget your oil ****ing out for about a month before you finally did anything about it!

Spank86
14-07-12, 04:08 PM
That's not pleb because my bike is fine.

Mark_h
14-07-12, 04:41 PM
Just pushed the bike about a mile and a half in full gear.

Moral of the story .... When the Orange light comes on stuff like balancing throttle bodies and firing it up see how it sounds with the baffles out and firing it up to dry it out after washing it will use up petrol at an alarming rate!

Nearly a mega-pleb feature as I managed to get the peg wedged in the top of my boot while I was crossing the road with it and almost dropped it which would not have been quite as dramatic had I fitted the crash bungs last week instead of putting them back on the bench in the garage!

Fallout
14-07-12, 05:32 PM
Good moment of plebness Mark. Glad you're home safe though! Good work out! :D

@Ad - Poor maintenance can also qualify as pleb is my book!

DJ123
14-07-12, 07:46 PM
Was out on a good road today, saw a slight 'dip' in the road ahead. I was doing NSL, or there abouts, turns out the 'dip' was more of a minor humpback bridge. Needless to say there was some air involved and some clenching. good fun afterwards :lol:

Fallout
14-07-12, 08:19 PM
Poor SV suspension! :( ;)

Spank86
15-07-12, 11:20 AM
@Ad - Poor maintenance can also qualify as pleb is my book!

only if it results in an issue.

This only resulted in a slightly longer time till I had to shell out money.

Only thing left that I need is new chain and sprockets.

dirtydog
15-07-12, 02:32 PM
Probably the most recent-ish was getting the peg hangers for the raptor (theyre cast items) powder coated and deciding that the pin that holds the peg to the hanger is now a bit tighter so I'd use a hammer to tap it through the holes resulting in part of the hanger snapping off!

DJ123
22-07-12, 07:08 PM
Today when i was out over taking some cars, as i started to lean and make way back across to the left hand side of the road i got major handle bar chatter/wobble. It was a bit disconcerting as i was doing about 100kph.
When i pulled up to the next petrol station and filled up, i checked the bike over and then did the tyre pressures. The front was down to 26psi :eek: Bear in mind i checked them before i left this morning. Currently keeping an eye on it, see if i have a slow puncture :(

Jammy
04-08-12, 12:48 PM
This is pretty bad... ordered a new exhaust for the sv (old one is ****ed) and i managed to order the 2003+ FI fit can instead of the carbed one. God i hope the nice guys at simmi let me exchange it :/

Fallout
04-08-12, 12:58 PM
Good plebness there. I suppose I can confess to plebbing out a bit last weekend with Gav, Ad and Nathan. Was a little bit too confident with the new bike's power. Followed Gav and Ad around a van and came face to face with a BMW and only a small gap remaining. Made it, but it was close. :)

Jammy
04-08-12, 01:06 PM
Fallout your new avatar is bringin' sexy back

Spank86
04-08-12, 01:10 PM
I must admit I didnt help.

I'd slowed down after passing the van because I was too busy looking in my wing mirror trying to see keating die to open up a decent size gap for him to pull into.

It's important to prioritise, yes on the one hand I'd like him not to die, but on the other hand I'd really like to see it if he did.

Fallout
04-08-12, 01:11 PM
Fallout your new avatar is bringin' sexy back

Yeah baby. It's just a shame that when I sit on it, I turn it all ghey. Perhaps breast implants would help.

Fallout
04-08-12, 01:12 PM
It's important to prioritise, yes on the one hand I'd like him not to die, but on the other hand I'd really like to see it if he did.

But you need to be far enough ahead to make sure my burning wreckage doesn't slide into you. :rolleyes:

Jammy
04-08-12, 01:22 PM
big up Jeff from simmi exhausts...called up and if i send the link pipe back he'll send the right one out asap free of charge... such a good company to deal with (shame they have to deal with morons like me)

Spank86
04-08-12, 01:24 PM
I'm not sure, I really think that would add to the experience.

Plus it would make a nice inappropriate anecdote to tell at your funeral.

Fallout
04-08-12, 01:57 PM
@Jammy - Good news.

@Spank - Can't wait for your funeral. I can't wait to stand by your grave. When people throw flowers, I'll throw a grenade.

Spank86
04-08-12, 03:46 PM
old school, recognise.

Fallout
09-08-12, 10:04 AM
Forgot about plebs corner. While reattaching the left hand fairing to my bike yesterday, I snapped a plastic lug which holds it on and lost the various bits inside the frame somewhere. Luckily I solved the issue by putting some electrical tape over the screw hole and pretending it's not there.

Wideboy
09-08-12, 10:20 AM
Velcro!

tigersaw
09-08-12, 10:23 AM
Not me but my mate YO and this was back in the 70's.
On a ride out to Matlock he tipped his head right back to empty the last of the sherbert fountain into his mouth and rode into a phone box.

Spank86
09-08-12, 10:43 AM
Some people might have noticed me veering accross the lane after we left loomies but before we rode under the bridge,

That was clearly in no way me riding with no hands whilst trying to do up my chinstrap that I totally didn't forget about until the wind caused it to repeatedly tap on my lid.

Fallout
09-08-12, 10:54 AM
@Tigersaw - Shouldn't LOL, but that's ridiculous!

@Spank - I did that last year, but actually pulled over to sort it out. Maybe I do have more sense than you after all.

Spank86
09-08-12, 11:51 AM
I didnt want to lose my place near the front :(

Sir Trev
09-08-12, 12:16 PM
I didnt want to lose my place near the front :(

But you nearly lost your place in life :smt021

Fallout
09-08-12, 12:32 PM
Besides, recklessly re-overtaking the noobs on blind corners such that they fear for their lives is what group riding is all about!

Wideboy
09-08-12, 12:42 PM
Besides, recklessly re-overtaking the noobs on blind corners such that they fear for their lives is what group riding is all about!

Lol I hope the police don't start looking in on the gm section when your all "organising" a ride

Fallout
09-08-12, 12:51 PM
If there were to actually follow us, I'm sure they'd be really disappointed. Clowns with no skill, and we're proud of it!

Spank86
09-08-12, 01:14 PM
But you nearly lost your place in life :smt021
It's okay, I wasn't using it. :D


@fallout: I did enough overtaking once the visor excuses started coming out.

I've never ridden with such a lot of people with visors too fogged/dark/fly covered.

Fallout
09-08-12, 01:52 PM
Argghh. Reminds me. Must sort out those bulbs. Off to get the Haynes and get ordering, I think.

Mark_h
09-08-12, 02:18 PM
Velcro!

Too much oil on the plastics for sticky backed velcro to stick.

Thunderace
15-08-12, 07:54 PM
Moved here at Jammy's request!

Well what a wonderful afternoon, came home from work, wife informs me my new rear brake pads have arrived, went outside looked up, "yeah I've got time to do this" (thought I'd do it in the driveway as my garage is a couple of streets away),

So removed caliper and old pads, removed top from reservoir to push pistons back in.........would they budge?......... would they hell!

Seals were knackered, so rang around to find some, popped out...got home....oh dear weather closing in, so hastily repaired caliper in the kitchen (the wife is still not happy with that),

Went back outside to fit and bleed.........It's feckin rainin'........yeah thats right top not on the reservoir......now full of water.....feck!.....oh well nothing for it, retreat to dining room for cigarette.......rain stops.......I dash outside drain the system, flush it through to remove all water..........

Re-fitted the caliper with shiny new pads......begin bleeding.......the heavens open......."bugger"........thinking will be done in minutes few so carry on regardless..........5mins brakes are still spongy.......another 5mins and a sense of humour failure later air bubble finally disloged, brakes good to go.....but alas....on the Ace you have to remove right rear plastics to get to the reservoir..........

So now the Ace is in one piece with new rear pads and I'm bloody drenched...what makes it worse is the rain stopped and the sun came out the second I finished........

Bloody Weather!!!! ;)

Jammy
15-08-12, 07:59 PM
much better.

timwilky
15-08-12, 08:38 PM
today i thought i knew more than the doctors and decided to take the cast off my right wrist, 2 weeks after having it put on...

Turns out my hands still ruined and i should have left it. :/

Pleb again? Yush please

Hope it isn't the onanism hand. Otherwise find an obliging nurse.


My pleb, letting the wife out shopping with me plastic.

Fallout
18-08-12, 06:25 PM
Long one ...

So I've been having this issue with my brakes for feckin ages! Symptoms: pull lever, it judders and bites far too early and then suddenly pulls in, sending me over the handle bars onto the road and certain death.

Initial thoughts were seized pistons or similar, but after noticing some crash damage, I started to suspect some sort of wheel or brake disc warping. When I put the bike up on the front paddock stand and span the wheel, the rim itself noticeably wobbled. I did some measurements and found out the wheel wobble was causing the left front disc to wobble out by about 1-2mm. Looking at the Haynes, it said 0.3mm is the max amount of allowable play.

Wasn't sure if it was a warped disc, spindle or wheel, so in the end Laurie was kind enough to lend me his gixxer wheel, spindle and discs. I spent a good evening trying different combinations of wheels, discs and spindles, measuring the amount of disc movement and trying to find the culprit. All the figures suggested Laurie's setup was good and mine was bad, but I couldn't narrow down exactly what was at fault.

Since my spindle was a bit fecked where the previous owner(s) had been going at it with mole grips, I decided I'd replace that. Managed to get a new one for £30 delivered. But I knew that wouldn't fix the problem as Laurie's good spindle gave me the same issues, so I bit the bullet and ordered a replacement wheel. The best deal I could get was on a silver srad wheel for £60 delivered. Ordered that and still waiting for it.

I also emailed various companies about powder coating cos I wasn't going to ride around on one orange and one silver wheel. Also, when I thought the brakes were at fault and it was seized pistons, I ordered a calliper rebuild kit (£35) and also picked up some new Castrol brake fluid and a bleed kit (£15).

Today I resolved to make the ride out on Sunday I would have to use Laurie's wheel until I'd sorted the issue out. Got permission from the big man and put his setup back on. With it on the bike I squeezed the lever a few times to see how it felt and had the same horrible sticking problem. Then it dawned on me, like a **** ... if it's sticking while the wheel isn't turning it is NOTHING TO DO with warped discs. It has to be callipers or master cylinder or something!

Came inside, made post about it not being the wheel and then Nathan offered to pop round. Ok, gonna start fresh looking at the brakes instead of the wheel now, so it'd help to have a second pair of eyes.

Anyway, to reduce the mammoth length of this story we started looking at the lever and decided we should take that off first. Did that and it was dirty. Nathan suggested giving it a good clean as that might be responsible for it sticking. Went inside, washed it with fairy liquid, WD40ed it, had a fag, refit it and now it works!! So all it was was some dirty in the lever mechanism.

Time spent investigating: 6 - 8 hours including 1.5 hrs driving to and from Laurie's house, which I'll have to do again to return the wheel!
Money spent on parts: Approx £140

Final fix time: 10 minutes
Final fix cost: 1p of Fairy liquid, 3p of WD40, 0.1p of Hot water

I'd say that's a bit of a pleb.

The Idle Biker
18-08-12, 08:19 PM
haahaaaaaaaahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahhahaha hhahahhahahhahahhahah Nice one! Yer live and learn mate.

Fallout
18-08-12, 08:46 PM
You certainly do mate. Still don't know quite how I convinced myself it was the wheel. I blame brock badger for suggesting I do the "pencil test" on the wheel. Sewed a seed of misdirection into my simple mind. :)

Thunderace
18-08-12, 08:50 PM
The look of disbelief on your face when I pulled the lever and said "that's dirt mate" was priceless!;)

Littlepeahead
19-08-12, 04:21 PM
You certainly do mate. Still don't know quite how I convinced myself it was the wheel. I blame brock badger for suggesting I do the "pencil test" on the wheel. Sewed a seed of misdirection into my simple mind. :)

If Brock suggested to me to do the pencil test I would suspect he was talking about an entirely different type of test, related to my bet losing antics at AR.

You are such a muppet sometimes you need to change your avatar to something like this...

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=983&pictureid=6435

And is this another one of your videos?

http://youtu.be/4tRPEd_LGIQ

Fallout
19-08-12, 07:18 PM
As I said in the other thread: spanking.

Jammy
19-08-12, 11:39 PM
' Nathan suggested giving it a good clean as that might be responsible for it sticking. Went inside, washed it with fairy liquid, WD40ed it, had a fag, refit it and now it works!! So all it was was some dirty in the lever mechanism.'


HAHAHAHAHA omfg

dirtydog
20-08-12, 06:24 PM
Hahahahahahaha nice one, glad you're all sorted now though.

Reminds me of when I had my 1st SV, I used to travel from godalming to Woking and back every day. One day the back end felt terrible so I spent the next couple of days adjusting the preload, checking the chain, tyre etc etc etc. eventually found the problem...


The nut was missing off the rear wheel spindle, no idea where it had gone as the chain hadn't been adjusted for a couple of weeks and I always torqued it up properly.

Fallout
20-08-12, 07:17 PM
I think Owenski had a rear wheel fall off at some point for a similar reason. Very lucky! ;)

Mark_h
26-08-12, 08:27 PM
Posting on behalf of Jammy.....Not mechanical plebtitude this time but bike related ....

Arrive at Loomies on a sunny Sunday morning. Lots of bikers with quite a wait for bacon butties etc. Jammy orders a bap but puts his hand up when waitress walks past with a fully plated breakfast. Is half way through eating some other bikers breakfast when said other biker queries why Jammy is tucking into his full English.....

Lucky he doesn't have a very obvious bright orange bike or anything else he may be recognised next time he makes it to Loomies.

Spank86
26-08-12, 10:08 PM
Does me passing that oncoming biker on his left count as a pleb moment?

It was more of a reaction to a reaction which turned out ok but it must have looked pretty crazy and probably shook him up quite a bit.

Thunderace
26-08-12, 10:45 PM
Does me passing that oncoming biker on his left count as a pleb moment?

It was more of a reaction to a reaction which turned out ok but it must have looked pretty crazy and probably shook him up quite a bit.

That was more poor judgement than plebishness, but I bet he shat himself when he ended up as the filling in a Yamaha Triumph sandwich!:p

Fallout
27-08-12, 07:49 AM
What are you talking about? That is ULTRA pleb. Almost crashing and dying, because of a lack of observing on coming traffic is stratospherically plebeian. Although I will concede, eating someone else's breakfast at a biker cafe rants significantly higher on the pleb ladder.

Thunderace
27-08-12, 11:18 AM
What are you talking about? That is ULTRA pleb. Almost crashing and dying, because of a lack of observing on coming traffic is stratospherically plebeian. Although I will concede, eating someone else's breakfast at a biker cafe rants significantly higher on the pleb ladder.

He was not oncoming he was stationary and cunningly concealed behind the car we overtook!

Almost crashing and dying is a bit of an exaggeration, as Spank even had time to wave an apology!:smt062

Spank86
27-08-12, 05:17 PM
I was trying to avoid what I predicted to be a tangled mess of thunderace and the other guys bike.

Unfortunately he braked so that didn't happen and I had to avoid the new situation.

Jammy
28-08-12, 05:08 PM
:p great pleb moment... Me and dad loosened the oil filter of the sv to let some oil out as I'm way way overfilled (neutral problem fix). Did a bit then screwed the filter back on and started the engine up to get the oil moving again....Forgetting that oil filler cap was undone and resting ontop of the crankcase, BOOM dad and bike covered in engine oil.....

It's genetic :D

Thunderace
28-08-12, 07:33 PM
:p great pleb moment... Me and dad loosened the oil filter of the sv to let some oil out as I'm way way overfilled (neutral problem fix). Did a bit then screwed the filter back on and started the engine up to get the oil moving again....Forgetting that oil filler cap was undone and resting ontop of the crankcase, BOOM dad and bike covered in engine oil.....

It's genetic :D

Supreme example of pleb behaviour!;)

DJ123
28-08-12, 08:20 PM
at least the bike stayed shiny side up!

Thunderace
28-08-12, 09:56 PM
at least the bike stayed shiny side up!

There is a first time for everything!:rolleyes:

Fallout
28-08-12, 10:13 PM
Think I've done that, but realised very quickly and only got a minor splatter. Gotta do it once!

Thunderace
28-08-12, 10:48 PM
Think I've done that, but realised very quickly and only got a minor splatter. Gotta do it once!

HAHA also superb plebness from the Fuhrer!:smt040

Owenski
29-08-12, 08:21 AM
Did the MX day at Doncaster yesterday, like an utter pleb I gaffer taped my expensive camera to my helmet rode around all afternoon risking wrecking/losing it in the hope of getting good footage... forgot to check it was still on, risked it all for nothing.

Fallout
29-08-12, 08:42 AM
Ultimate pleb action Matt. Unparalleled.

Mark_h
29-08-12, 08:42 AM
:p great pleb moment... Me and dad loosened the oil filter of the sv to let some oil out as I'm way way overfilled (neutral problem fix). Did a bit then screwed the filter back on and started the engine up to get the oil moving again....Forgetting that oil filler cap was undone and resting ontop of the crankcase, BOOM dad and bike covered in engine oil.....

It's genetic :D

Is this where you do your work? Tip, say the name out loud.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--6Kr1-X8Qys/UD3VC1V6akI/AAAAAAAAAtU/2qa8Wk-yJUY/s720/IMG_4392.JPG

Thunderace
03-09-12, 07:11 PM
So Jammy says "I don't like it that I'm using more fuel than you guys, coz I've always got my throttle pinned right open" to which in unison we reply "a sv doing 90mph uses the same amount of fuel restricted or not!"

Also on the way back to the campsite Saturday we stopped for fuel, Jammy didn't bother to fill up, about 10 miles later we had to stop for him to refuel, when asked why he had not fuelled earlier he said "I thought I would have enough" to which I said "why is that? Did you do less miles than the rest of us?"

Supreme Plebery right there!

Mark_h
08-09-12, 02:27 PM
Fallout and I can confirm there were no Pleb incidents at all on our ride-out. That's what we agreed wasn't it Spankster?

Fallout
08-09-12, 02:31 PM
Yes. Definitely no plebbing going on there. I didn't see any pleb action. Did you Mark?

Mark_h
08-09-12, 02:39 PM
Nope. Everything ship-shaped and vertical so far as I can remember.

Fallout
08-09-12, 03:20 PM
Yes. No junction related shananigans or moments of panic or red faces at all.

Spank86
08-09-12, 03:48 PM
The only thing I remember is Just south of Andover when mark asked me how jammy parks his bike and couldn't understand the explanation without an example.

NTECUK
09-09-12, 04:08 PM
Note to self.
Don't try and fit 2 cans of red bull under the tail hump of the aprillia .
It jams the hump on and 3/4 round a ride out will squirt on the back tyre with unpleasant results .

Thunderace
16-09-12, 04:42 PM
Chasing Spank today, cornered rather swiftly and somehow managed to destroy the toe of my right boot, luckily it was the underside that scraped if the top of my toes hit the floor I feel it would have been a slightly shorter ride!:smt104

And before you say it, I don't know I must have shifted my foot on the peg, if the ball of my foot had been where it usually is that doesn't happen

The Idle Biker
16-09-12, 05:01 PM
I would like to declare that today I siezed my Garden Strimmer. SIEZED LOCKED UP GOOD N PROPER.

a) I know its a 2 stroke
b) I know you keep it lubricated by putting the oil in the petrol.
c) I know this, I really do, I'm not THAT stupid.

So how the feck did I fail to put any oil in it at all this Summer. I'm amazed it lasted so long really.

PLEB!!

Thunderace
16-09-12, 05:08 PM
I would like to declare that today I siezed my Garden Strimmer. SIEZED LOCKED UP GOOD N PROPER.

a) I know its a 2 stroke
b) I know you keep it lubricated by putting the oil in the petrol.
c) I know this, I really do, I'm not THAT stupid.

So how the feck did I fail to put any oil in it at all this Summer. I'm amazed it lasted so long really.

PLEB!!

Nicely done!:rolleyes:

ClunkintheUK
17-09-12, 11:10 AM
Happened last weekend. I down shifted once to acclerate from a 40 to a NSL overtaking a car. Got up to 60 and went to upshift back to a cruise, (Revs right up by this point). For some reason i got fuddled and my left foot thought it was back in the cage (which i had driven for the first time in 4 months that morning), downshifted again. er.. oops. nearly locked the reaer wheel completely but some how saved it (pure luck). Needed a change of pants after that. Cage behind must have gotten a surprise too.

Fallout
17-09-12, 01:29 PM
Lots of good pleb action there gents, especially Laurie, the ultimate engine destroying pleb.

Mine is a slightly awkward pleb. I have a guy coming round to view in the SV any time in the next hour. Just went out to put the seat back on (it's been off so I can trickle charge the battery now and then), only to find the battery is completely flat. It's on the optimate now but there isn't enough juice to start it. I wonder if he'll be understanding or just walk away.

Pleb overconfidence in the pleb alarm that loves to drain the pleb battery.

Mark_h
17-09-12, 01:45 PM
Lots of good pleb action there gents, especially Laurie, the ultimate engine destroying pleb.

Mine is a slightly awkward pleb. I have a guy coming round to view in the SV any time in the next hour. Just went out to put the seat back on (it's been off so I can trickle charge the battery now and then), only to find the battery is completely flat. It's on the optimate now but there isn't enough juice to start it. I wonder if he'll be understanding or just walk away.

Pleb overconfidence in the pleb alarm that loves to drain the pleb battery.

I had occasion to reprimand a pleb mate who had a flat battery on his blade prior to a ride-out and stuck it on the trickle charger. Next to the trickle charger he had a proper battery charger that would chuck some serious amps into it and have it turning the bike over within about 20 minutes and not the 3-4 hours the trickle charger would require.

When I got there we switched chargers, had a cup of tea and then it had enough to fire it up.

I assume of course you'd not be so plebish to do the same thing now would you?

Spank86
17-09-12, 01:51 PM
Nope, I can confirm he's only got the one charger.

Fallout
17-09-12, 01:53 PM
hahaha. Of course not.

*runs off to garage*

There is a setting on my .... optimate .... which says car or bike. I've put it on car. Let's hope nothing explodes.

Jammy
19-09-12, 11:24 PM
Went out for food with a female freind (no, not what you're thinking) had food, came out and the car wouldnt start....was out of petrol.


Petrol station was literally 40 metres away across a road so pushing wasnt an option. They refused to fill up a plastic bottle i had but by extreme luck some random guy came to my rescue and gave me a jerry can he had tucked away in his boot somewhere. After realising i'd need a hose attachment or some sort of funnel (as trying to tip it in straight from the can meant covering my wheel in petrol.. oopsie) Freind went and found a bottle - A bit of tipping and pouring later, engine fired up... drove across the road and voila' I filled up with petrol...

Was actually quite a fun night though*:smt040

Mark_h
20-09-12, 04:42 AM
Gmca

Jammy +1 credit (+4 for trying the "sorry love, we've run out of petrol best get naked and huddle together to conserve heat" method. However -3 for doing it "urban" and then being a right numpty and finding fuel.

Bordtea -1 credit for Bordtea related activities.

Fallout
20-09-12, 06:18 AM
Welldone Jambobaggins! One question though: that's pretty mega to have petrol when you stop, then have none the next time you return. You sure you don't have a petrol leak, or perhaps Dan syphoned it out?

My pleb:

When delivering the SV, I went to overtake a car on a twisty B road. I spied the Royal Mail van parked on the verge on the other side, but he clearly didn't spy me. Nor did he indicate as he decided to pull off the verge. I squeezed myself through a gap a tad tighter than I would like it to have been rather than bottling it and trying to somehow brake and give up.

You may not think this is really a pleb, but considering it was a Royal Mail van, I should've really seen it coming. But I have it on the camera anyway, so will take a look later and feature it on the vlog.l

Spank86
20-09-12, 08:02 AM
Not that unheard of fallout.

I've done it on my old CRX, which had no reserve light just a very vague gauge.

Think it has something to do with the pressure in the lines and the petrol settling, bit like when you close off the end of a straw and liquid stays suspended in it.

Jammy
20-09-12, 09:21 AM
yeah, what spank said. I'm not used to the reserve light and how long ive got left. Think i was very very low when i pulled up and when left it couldn't fire back up. Definitely no leaks. The car would fire but would die after a few seconds through petrol starvation. So i wasnt COMPLETELY out

Owenski
20-09-12, 09:34 AM
I'd offer my sympathy but you're a Millwall fan so instead you get my laughter supported by a pointed finger.

;)

LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS

Jammy
20-09-12, 09:40 AM
****in' northener

Spank86
20-09-12, 10:10 AM
Next time jammy try opening the petrol cap and closing it again.

I believe some of us had this discussion on a ride out a few weeks ago.

DJ123
20-09-12, 10:17 AM
40 metres??? Easy to push a car that far! Showing off strength, man thinking and taking control of the situation would have got you laid.

Mark_h
20-09-12, 10:35 AM
40 metres??? Easy to push a car that far! Showing off strength, man thinking and taking control of the situation would have got you laid.

Not looking like jammy may have help with getting laid too ;)

Owenski
20-09-12, 11:19 AM
****in' northener

:) love you too.

Jammy
20-09-12, 02:00 PM
'Not looking like jammy may have help with getting laid too'

If you are referring to my enormous head, its genetic