A confession

[Nick762]

Alas... if I had a few spare hours I tended to cycle rather than get the bike out for a blast; what with balancing shiftwork and childcare the opportunities were few and far between. I came to the reluctant conclusion that I could not justify the cost of keeping the old girl despite only just getting her back on the road so I sold her (the bike that is, not the wife) to a bloke at work; I think he got a pretty good deal.

At least it stopped the other half nagging me about the space it took up and my lack of life insurance....

[sv_rory]

I would of sold the wife

[joshwalker094]

That's poo, hurry get another bike and sell the wife as Rory said.
Ps Rory I've pm'ed you

[Bibio]

would rather stick broken glass up my arz while drinking picolax then swallow ball bearings than sell the bike.

each to their own and all that.

[DJFridge]

would rather stick broken glass up my arz while drinking picolax then swallow ball bearings

I heard that was your normal waking up method Bib

[sv_rory]

That's poo, hurry get another bike and sell the wife as Rory said.
Ps Rory I've pm'ed you

:)

[sv_rory]

would rather stick broken glass up my arz while drinking picolax then swallow ball bearings than sell the bike.

each to their own and all that.


That's probably somebody's sick fetish

[Specialone]

I would of sold the wife

Feck that, I would've give her away rather than lose my bike ;)

[sv_rory]

Feck that, I would've give her away rather than lose my bike ;):salut:

[davepreston]

make her a nice brew sit the wife down put your hand on her knee while looking longly into her eyes and say
ok i know you have a problem with my motorbike so i thought id just clear the air
shut your fecking pie hole ive had enought of your carp if you dont like it theres the fecking door ,the bike will much prefer being in the house once ive got rid of all your ****, so to make things clear the spare room is now my workshop, the dish washer is used to clean engine parts, and that money for new carpets is going on a nice 2 into 1 zaust.
then kiss her on the cheek with a final line of "you think that over and get back to me ok love"

job jobbed

[muzikill]

If I got rid of it part of my life would be missing. The question is do I mean the bike or the missus or both? :)

[Bibio]

bikes v's women! bikes don't moan when you ride others.

[Bri w]

To be fair, I'd hate to lose the wife........................ especially as I need to remodel the patio :-k

[Specialone]

make her a nice brew sit the wife down put your hand on her knee while looking longly into her eyes and say
ok i know you have a problem with my motorbike so i thought id just clear the air
shut your fecking pie hole ive had enought of your carp if you dont like it theres the fecking door ,the bike will much prefer being in the house once ive got rid of all your ****, so to make things clear the spare room is now my workshop, the dish washer is used to clean engine parts, and that money for new carpets is going on a nice 2 into 1 zaust.
then kiss her on the cheek with a final line of "you think that over and get back to me ok love"

job jobbed

This :)

The tall Irishman talks sense :)

[Littlepeahead]

If you'd have just sold the wife and the kids into slavery you'd have had enough cash and space for 2 bikes.

Mr LPH tried to tell me there wasn't enough space in our garage for him to have his bike and me to have both of mine. I told him I was keeping both and he'd have to choose whether to get rid of his XJR or his beer fridge. He now's says we've got enough room for all of it after all.