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... those stupid things that really get on your xxxxxx.
You buy a packet of salted nuts, and bu99er me it says "may contain nuts."
Or why is there only one monopolies commission?
Why do you have to pay to get into see the Open Championship?
Why did Kamakazi pilots wear helmets, life jackets and parachutes?
I need a holiday!!:mad:
Co-mingling recyclables. Grrr.
go for it Bri... let it all out :-)
punyXpress
16-07-12, 04:40 PM
... those stupid things that really get on your xxxxxx.
Why did Kamakazi pilots wear helmets, life jackets and parachutes?
I need a holiday!!:mad:
'cos they didn't have landing wheels?
Oh, and have a good holiday.
"warning contents may be hot" on every take-away coffee cup.
tigersaw
16-07-12, 05:03 PM
Putting permanent road signs up saying 'expect delays' rather than sorting it out
Small Clanger
16-07-12, 05:14 PM
And how come we managed to put a man on the Moon before we worked out it would be a good idea to put wheels on a suitcase?
:rolleyes:
And how come we managed to put a man on the Moon before we worked out it would be a good idea to put wheels on a suitcase?
:rolleyes:
yes ermm but now all the bell boys are unemployed :rolleyes:
why do they say dead slow.. if you're dead you wouldnt be moving.
Just been to a&e for an x-ray after my little spill. On the back of my appointment card for the fracture clinic, theres an advert for a solicitors specialising in compensation claims, no win no fee :mad: pi$$ed me right off
MisterTommyH
16-07-12, 05:22 PM
A warning triangle to warn of warning strips at a junction ahead.
http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz78/Thomas_Nathaniel_Hender/Untitled-1.jpg
Littlepeahead
16-07-12, 06:01 PM
Those warnings on all booze telling you to drink responsibly. I do, I only get irresponsible after I've had 2 bottles of wine.
just in case you didnt realise... smoking kills
Dicky Ticker
16-07-12, 06:31 PM
So do motorbikes-----------------where is the health warning?;)
punyXpress
16-07-12, 06:56 PM
Just read a Triumph Owners Handbook - half of it is dire warnings of an imminent and fiery death!
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
maviczap
16-07-12, 07:27 PM
Signs on the A1 heading north in Northumberland saying - Prepare for you Olympic journey, plan you route
DJFridge
16-07-12, 08:14 PM
Ah Bri, the pack of peanuts HAS to say "May Contain Nuts" just in case the processing has picked up traces of nuts processed in the same factory. Peanuts are, as well we all know, not actually nuts.
Still gets on my wick though, as does the "hot contents" warning on coffee mentioned by fenjer.
Tigerrrr.......
16-07-12, 09:09 PM
... those stupid things that really get on your xxxxxx.
You buy a packet of salted nuts, and bu99er me it says "may contain nuts."
Or why is there only one monopolies commission?
Why do you have to pay to get into see the Open Championship?
Why did Kamakazi pilots wear helmets, life jackets and parachutes?
I need a holiday!!:mad:
There's two main reasons Kamakazi pilots wore helmets, life jackets and parachutes?
The first relates to helmets in particular. To avoid being detected by radar, the pilots had to fly very low. When you fly just above sea level, a few feet in some cases, there's lots of turbulence. The last thing the Japanese wanted was to have a pilot bang his head inside the plane and knock himself out, meaning the plane would likely go down, miss the intended target and waste a bomb.
The second reason they wore helmets, life jackets and parachutes was cultural. The Japanese pilots had the mindset that they were doing their normal job, ie helping Japan win the war. Certainly not going on a mission to die. They therefore flew dressed and prepared as any other flying mission.
Littlepeahead
17-07-12, 10:03 AM
Is that like the sportsbike chavs who go out wearing shorts, vest and flip flops? "I'm just dressed for a normal sunny day. No chance of crashing and dying if I wear normal clothes."
Small Clanger
17-07-12, 10:05 AM
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Nice one.
And, who's cruel idea was it to put the letter S in lisp.
yorkie_chris
17-07-12, 12:32 PM
A warning triangle to warn of warning strips at a junction ahead.
My pet hate, rumble strips across both carriageways.
What f***ing possible use is there in warning you of a corner behind you?
Spank86
17-07-12, 12:43 PM
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
because it was named by a dyslexic.
Nice one.
And, who's cruel idea was it to put the letter S in lisp.
ha ha, that tickled me.
Why do drive through cash machines have braille on the buttons?
andrewsmith
17-07-12, 02:47 PM
Just been to a&e for an x-ray after my little spill. On the back of my appointment card for the fracture clinic, theres an advert for a solicitors specialising in compensation claims, no win no fee :mad: pi$$ed me right off
I thought that one was a wind-up!
What you crashed?
A warning triangle to warn of warning strips at a junction ahead.
My pet hate, rumble strips across both carriageways.
What f***ing possible use is there in warning you of a corner behind you?
Or the best one rumble strips recessed into the road planings. Oh how my backside gripped the seat when going across them
femaleacid
17-07-12, 03:08 PM
The fact the word hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is to describe somebody who fears long words.
Im not afraid of long words, but even I can't fecking pronounce that!
DaveRushton
17-07-12, 04:11 PM
"warning contents may be hot" on every take-away coffee cup.
You say this......I use to work at McDonalds a while ago, as a manager......Had a complaint from an old man who sipped his hot chocolate that he had just bought and burnt his mouth......He then gave it to his wife so she could try it, she burnt her mouth to.
They complained that we shouldn't sell it hot and how where they meant to know. I feel bad being sarcastic to old people, but sometimes you have to be!
Spank86
17-07-12, 04:49 PM
Did you ask them to clarify if they were requesting to know how they were supposed to know the temperature of hot chocolate?
DaveRushton
17-07-12, 06:29 PM
I did explain the name to them..... they looked confused, then explained they would complain if it was cold - Apparently i was being rude to them saying that....
femaleacid
17-07-12, 06:35 PM
I did explain the name to them..... they looked confused, then explained they would complain if it was cold - Apparently i was being rude to them saying that....
Old people like to think they have authority over everybody else, just because they have to tuck their sexual bits in their socks.
I would of put it in the fridge on purpose and served them.
Spank86
17-07-12, 06:40 PM
Old people like to think they have authority over everybody else, just because they have to tuck their sexual bits in their socks
see that's impressive if they're a male, less so if female.
femaleacid
17-07-12, 06:45 PM
see that's impressive if they're a male, less so if female.
I feel sorry for old men.
Impotent and shiz.
tactcom7
17-07-12, 07:46 PM
I feel sorry for old men.
Don't. I am sure they feel more sorry for you than you should for them.
femaleacid
17-07-12, 07:49 PM
Don't. I am sure they feel more sorry for you than you should for them.
Me?
tactcom7
17-07-12, 07:51 PM
Me?
Yes you, old men are amazing!
femaleacid
17-07-12, 07:52 PM
Yes you, old men are amazing!
I do envy them, they can throw pizz and shizz on the wall and not give a feck.
Nobbylad
17-07-12, 07:53 PM
I do envy them, they can throw pizz and shizz on the wall and not give a feck.
Are you kidding me?! My wife hates it when I do that.
tactcom7
17-07-12, 07:54 PM
I do envy them, they can throw pizz and shizz on the wall and not give a feck.
*mumbles something about the youth of today and lack of respect*
femaleacid
17-07-12, 07:57 PM
*mumbles something about the youth of today and lack of respect*
I just stated i respect them. However, i do not respect their attitude towards their authority sometimes! ;)
femaleacid
17-07-12, 07:58 PM
Are you kidding me?! My wife hates it when I do that.
Wow! Id love to do that! Ill try it on my 18th.
andrewsmith
17-07-12, 07:59 PM
*wafts the air of virile mid-20'ies man*
FA never been to Newcastle?
The youth are worse than the old men
femaleacid
17-07-12, 07:59 PM
*wafts the air of virile mid-20'ies man*
FA never been to Newcastle?
The youth are worse than the old men
Try coming to Rochdale!
tactcom7
17-07-12, 08:01 PM
I just stated i respect them. However, i do not respect their attitude towards their authority sometimes! ;)
I think the word you used was envy rather than respect. Anyways.
people who derail threads... ;)
tactcom7
17-07-12, 08:03 PM
people who derail threads... ;)
They're the worst! Heathens :)
femaleacid
17-07-12, 08:05 PM
Not de-railing, im stating my annoyance in society ;)
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