Silly me!!

[Joe Marcon]

Bet you cant wait to read this, and imagine it

Well i went to see a few mates in there cars, im on bike obv.
I went down this road under neith a bridge where we chill. They wasnt there . And i went to turn round at the bottom of road and bike fell on its side and i got my foot wedge in exhaust hanger and exhaust . Yes it really hurt , could feel burning through boot of heat of exhaust. Thank god i had my boots on .and coudnt get my foot out . I had my back against bike with leg behind trapped . Couldnt lift bike with pain . And alot of fuel leaked from cap of tank i thought if this goes up im fooked . But dint . I rang 999 LOL and sent police . But not one came . Some people from b&q warehouse helped bike up and i have a bad foot . After 15 mins of agony im free
Now i want a quad lol
Silly Efin me !

[Joe Marcon]

Damage indicator . A big deep scratch where stomp grips go . And a scuffed bar end and scuffed spazzo . Not happy .
Sv for sale £1

[monkey]

SOLD!

You donut. It would be so much funnier if your mates turned up with you trapped under your own bike.

[Bordtea]

Hahahahah

[Joe Marcon]

Worst day ever. Glad none of them did :D

[missyburd]

Just a good thing there were no Lambo*** drivers in sight eh?


***What? Someone had to get it in on the first page! :lol:

[Elliott]

Sorry to hear about the drop. Bike will be fine, there tough old girls

[sv_rory]

you numpty!

[Fallout]

Glad to see the police didn't come. (Sarcasm obviously). What's that all about? Did the call taker not take you seriously?

[_Stretchie_]

It would be so much funnier if your mates turned up with you trapped under your own bike.

It wouldn't have been the first time an Orger had to get someone to come lift a bike off them (not me....... YET)

[sv_rory]

Get the bike in for some fresh paint, you will feel so much better for it :P

[Owenski]

I love you Joe, you make my days brighter.
In some ways I wish more people were like you... but then I would rather worry for the survival of the human race.

[Littlepeahead]

That's almost as idiotic as getting your finger stuck in the cable wind mechanism of a vacuum cleaner in your front garden after cleaning your car, then your front door slamming and locking you out, so you have to wait for a neighbour to free your finger with a screw driver and let you into the house. Not that that's ever happened to me, nope, never, really...

You Joe are a special sort of Numpty.

[xXBADGERXx]

It wouldn't have been the first time an Orger had to get someone to come lift a bike off them (not me....... YET)

No , you just nearly get yer nuts run over by a GSX1400 :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

You puddin!

Glad you're okay.

Don't get a quad, you'll only find a way of getting your foot stuck and the B&Q staff wont be able to help if it's a 3 person lift (health and safety you know).

[widepants]

you toon , you should have asked for the fire brigade

[Joe Marcon]

Haha was rather silly . Lol . We learn

[Joe Marcon]

Get the bike in for some fresh paint, you will feel so much better for it :P

Im thinking of matte black :/ lol

[Jayneflakes]

Ahhh, poor you. More care next time and well done for getting it sorted in the end, even if you had to ask for help!