Lommies-Weds 25th

[DJ123]

Yes i know it should say Loomies!!!
It's meant to be great weather, so no excuses!
Who's there?
1-DJ

[Spank86]

Why the devil not.

[Fallout]

I will put myself down as a possibly for now. Will decide tomorrow. Frikkin puppy and everything.

[Wideboy]

im a possible, what times ect?

its going to be rammed so i'll probably get parked in the over flow laybye outside

[DJ123]

im a possible, what times ect?

its going to be rammed so i'll probably get parked in the over flow laybye outside
The one just past it, that heads up teh A332 towards Wickham? If so, that's where i usualyl park too

[DJ123]

I will put myself down as a possibly for now. Will decide tomorrow. Frikkin puppy and everything.
If you've got a cargo net, bring him with you :cool:

[Wideboy]

The one just past it, that heads up teh A332 towards Wickham? If so, that's where i usualyl park too
yeah thats the one, i usually go in there when its busy as i have been boxed in to many times when i've parked in loomies

[DJ123]

that's why i park there, don't get blocked in and is far easier to get in/out. What bike are you bringing?

[Spank86]

Why don't we all park there?

[Wideboy]

sounds good to me, that way we can hold hands as we go in

[DJ123]

good thinking Spankman.
I'll be there from about 7ish onwards

[Spank86]

I'll bring my crown of daisies :king: :p

[Wideboy]

we can hold hands, skip across the road (checking fro traffic) and we'll be the talk of loomies, everyone will want to be us

[DJ123]

WB, are you getting Loomies confused with a club of some sort ;)

[Wideboy]

depends on how many of them tractor riding ar5e'less chaps boys turn up

[DJ123]

i'm guessing you're wearing yours then?

[Fallout]

I for one would love to hold hands, and I won't hear a word against it.

[Spank86]

I knew that would tempt you into turning up.

[Wideboy]

like it wasn't heading that way anyway!

[DJ123]

So WB will be the one in a pink leather cat suit then?

[Wideboy]

please!

thong and nipple tassles

[DJ123]

spank can hold your lead

[Wideboy]

are we still all gravy?

[Spank86]

I'm peppercorn sauce,

But it's a similar sentiment.

[Fallout]

I'm mustard.

But it's a similar condiment.

[DJ123]

I'm no sauce at all, hate the stuff. I'll be there and probably with a pillion too

[Spank86]

Is she sauce?

;)

[DJ123]

She's hot sauce ;) so you and WB need to have your muzzles on

[Spank86]

Woof.

[DJ123]

down boy!

[The Idle Biker]

Doctor says no, sick certificate says no. Wife says no.

What time?

[Spank86]

Depends, 7 o'clock seems to be the consensus for arrival.

[Tomor]

i am going to alton first with a few work colleagues but may head down to loomies after probs around 715 ish

[Wideboy]

6.50 for some early action for me an Mr spank :safe:

[Fallout]

Pretty sure I will be out this evening now. Sorry, will hold hands with you all later on.

[Wideboy]

Sexual

[Fallout]

Actually, now I do the very complex timing maths with my shrivelled pre-pubescent brain, I may be in the vicinity, aloft my motorcycle, at approximately 7:30pm.

[Spank86]

I'm sure we'll still be there.

[Wideboy]

I was planning on leaving at 7.29.59pm

[Fallout]

Ahhh, well in your face WB, because my clock is 1 second fast! That, and I'll already be carrying some speed as you pull out of the layby in your bare arsed chaps. The next thing you know some stranger will pull along side you, grab your hand off the throttle screaming "HOLD MY HAND! YOU BLOODY PROMISED!"

There is no escape.

[Wideboy]

Dang!!

[Mark_h]

I'll not be joining you as I'll hopefully be finding a wiggly route down to the new forest to have tea with the wife and kids who are camping out in the sunshine.

Given it's a sunny Wednesday want to give the A32 and A272 a wide berth due to the surplus of ****s and police attracted to the afore mentioned on a sunny Wednesday

Anyone know a better but not too vague route to get there from Fleet other than the old A30 down to Winchester then A3090 through Romsey into Totton then A35.

<Edit> Apparently ****s is a rude word but I could have used one of the much ruder ones like *****, *****, *****, or even ******* but I actually used the rather tamer ****s which rhymes with sprats.

[granty92]

where abouts is this? i want to come :D

[Mark_h]

where abouts is this? i want to come :D

Junction of the A32 and A272 at West Meon.

It's the cafe next to the petrol station, not the pub on the other side. Belive it or not we have had a situation of people looking for each other at the other site etc.

It will be rammed so you may have to park the other side of the road and walk over.

WARNING All roads leading to Loomies are good roads but will be full of nutters and police on a sunny wedensday so take care.

<Link to Loomies website (http://www.loomies.co.uk/findus.htm)>

[Wideboy]

I'll not be joining you as I'll hopefully be finding a wiggly route down to the new forest to have tea with the wife and kids who are camping out in the sunshine.

Given it's a sunny Wednesday want to give the A32 and A272 a wide berth due to the surplus of ****s and police attracted to the afore mentioned on a sunny Wednesday

Anyone know a better but not too vague route to get there from Fleet other than the old A30 down to Winchester then A3090 through Romsey into Totton then A35.

<Edit> Apparently ****s is a rude word but I could have used one of the much ruder ones like *****, *****, *****, or even ******* but I actually used the rather tamer ****s which rhymes with sprats. bit of a trek however you could go across to andover, down to stockbridge and then romsey

where abouts is this? i want to come :D
Go up the m3 to winal follow signs for petersfield a272 and its about 10miles over the hills to where the a272 and a32 cross roads, turn right go about 20 metres and go right again, can't miss it

[Wideboy]

Beat me to it

[DJ123]

We're here where are you lot!

[Tomor]

At Alton

[Tomor]

You still down there if I ride down?

[Wideboy]

We are stood by the big loomies canvas sign by the road, seen your bike but not yyou

[Wideboy]

The big black sign by the road

[DJ123]

I'm sat on the grass near the entrance, petrol station side with the blonde

[Tomor]

Daddy. I saw your bike but where are you??

[Wideboy]

nice to met you peeps, got back about 12 mins ago...... must do it again!

[Spank86]

Agreed, good to see those I've met before and good to meet those I haven't.

[DJ123]

A good night all round! cheers for coming down guys, good to meet you all. Think Poole on Tuesday, weather being good, is a go-er :cool:

[Spank86]

I'm up for it.

Let me know your route and I'll find a place to meet you.

[Wideboy]

and we'll swap numbers prior!!! you have no chance of finding each other down there, especially if you sat down :rolleyes:

[DJ123]

yes, sounds like a plan!!! meh, neither is by the big black sign. There was laods of people by it! At least i was descriptive about my location ;)

[Spank86]

We were stood up right under it. If you'd walked to the sign you couldn't have missed us.

You on the other hand were hidden away, bogarting your lady friend. exceedingly poor form.

[DJ123]

I would have seen you, when i walked past it IF you were on time ;) Except you were late because you were bumming or something :lol:

[Spank86]

We were bang on time.

We met each other at the garage at ten to 7 and were at loomies at 7.

That was always the plan.

[DJ123]

way i read it was you 2 were going to be there at 6.50, it didn't mention a petrol station ;) I was there at 6.40!

[Tomor]

the real question is, who was your pillion ;)

[Spank86]

I blame wideboy for that, he confused things but you were even earlier anyway.

[Spank86]

the real question is, who was your pillion ;)

I was avoiding asking that and was going to proceed on the assumption that it was a work colleague.

[Tomor]

I was avoiding asking that and was going to proceed on the assumption that it was a work colleague.

Well someone had to ask it!!

[DJ123]

correct, a work colleague, who also sits next to me. She did say that she thought you were all ok, despite the talk of gang rape, death, scare stories etc etc. You lot really don't know how to chat up a bird who's into bikes :lol:

[Spank86]

I don't even know how to chat up a bird who's NOT Into bikes.

I just chat.

And you were the one who suggested gang rape.

[DJ123]

never mentioned it. I was chatting to Tom, then heard the conversation you and Gav scaring with Annie!!!

[Spank86]

Yeah, she said you'd told her that was what was going to happen.

And that you apologised for anything we said while we did it!

I'm not sure what we could say that would be worse than the act and I don't think I want to find out.

[DJ123]

probably an idea best not to, unless it was consensual. Then you could find out . . . .

[Wideboy]

correct, a work colleague, who also sits next to me. She did say that she thought you were all ok, despite the talk of gang rape, death, scare stories etc etc. You lot really don't know how to chat up a bird who's into bikes :lol:
hahaha reading that did make me laugh :lol:

[Fallout]

Sorry I wasn't there gents! Timing all went out, and my phone was dead, and basically it was all a bit hectic. Will be up for the next evening jaunt though, on my new wheels! :D

Also, sorry I missed the gang bang. :(

[Spank86]

You would have been right in your element fallout.

Even our explanations of how safe it was to hit a car didn't seem to help :lol:

[DJ123]

Fallout, snooze you lose!!!!! It was mega busy and a great evening. AS you can tell, they were doin their best to scare the prettiest girl there . . . .:lol:

[Bordtea]

Sorry I wasn't there gents! Timing all went out, and my phone was dead, and basically it was all a bit hectic. Will be up for the next evening jaunt though, on my new wheels! :D

Also, sorry I missed the gang bang. :(
How was the gixxer?

[Spank86]

Yeah, we're smooth like that.
Ive decided my story is going to be that it was all a ploy to put her off her guard.

Horrifying is the new negging. ;)

[Wideboy]

new bike new bike!!... no excuse now

[DJ123]

i give it till August before he has one

[Spank86]

Facebook suggests he has it now.

[Bordtea]

Facebook suggests he has it now.
Reveal this mystical facebook to the world

[DJ123]

haven't been on there today. Just seen it!

[Spank86]

I'll let him post pics here, wouldn't want to steal his thunder.

I reckon I'll still be quicker than him though :)

[DJ123]

a pink Honda C90 will really suit him

[Fallout]

Ok, you botty bashers, I will try and post up some info about the bike today. I'll make a new thread. It won't be a glory thread. I'll post all the positives and negatives.

Btw, if this girl was the prettiest there, what was she doing on your bike Job?!?!

[Spank86]

Did we mention she was hogtied, gagged, and thrown over the pillion seat?

[DJ123]

A)I know her
B)my bike was the best one there
C) I did offer her Ads bike to take home lol

[Spank86]

We just had a disagreement as to whether she was taking us back to hers, or mine :p

[Wideboy]

Meeoowww

[Spank86]

Yeah, I'm much braver behind a computer screen :lol:

[Wideboy]

You might look a bit strange walking round loomies with a pc infront of you. Not the strangest one there tho

[Spank86]

I could be like fallout and sit in the same room as people and still be only talking to them online

:p

[Wideboy]

Conserving energy, that's sas training right there

[Fallout]

See, Wideboy knows it. I am Spetsnaz, but the skill set is much the same. I assume you're referring to the conversations I have with my mrs on facebook when we're in the same room Ad? If so, I would refer you to your comment about bound, gagged and hogtied, and then it'll make more sense. She can type with her nipples.