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granty92
31-07-12, 12:24 PM
thought it would be funny to put laxatives in my coleagues drink first thing this morning, omg its amazing funny we can hear his tummy rumbling and making noises so now were just waiting for him to run to the bathroom:rolleyes:
look out for your P45 when he complains to HR ;)
dizzyblonde
31-07-12, 12:37 PM
So very mature.
That could turn pretty nasty...........for you.
granty92
31-07-12, 12:40 PM
oh no were good mates all of us in the office, he wont winge about it, tbh he's been complaining about a stomache ache so i may have done him a favour
dizzyblonde
31-07-12, 12:41 PM
And you thought you'd make it worse? Geee, what a good mate you are. If he has a stomach bug, I'm really sure he'll appreciate your help to a hospital bed if he takes a turn for the worse.
granty92
31-07-12, 12:42 PM
its nothing like that, its probably gas or something because its been grumbling all day
Wideboy
31-07-12, 12:44 PM
This thread should be good
*un-folds deck chair*
dizzyblonde
31-07-12, 12:48 PM
its nothing like that, its probably gas or something because its been grumbling all day
Oh right, well that makes it ok then. :rolleyes::rolleyes:
Gas doesn't usually give you 'stomach ache' all day
So I guess you are talking out of your ar$e too, coz if it were gas, yer office would stink and you'd sure as hell hear it!
granty92
31-07-12, 12:49 PM
good god get some humour in your lives people its funny :L
granty92
31-07-12, 12:50 PM
and yes gas does, if you have trapped wind then it feels like your tummy is in knots, definately tummy ache
dizzyblonde
31-07-12, 12:51 PM
I just say what everyone else is thinking.....
....which is probably funnier!
granty92
31-07-12, 12:52 PM
yeah probably not though
joshwalker094
31-07-12, 12:55 PM
As much as id like to do this someone, I wouldn't, as could it could be very dangerous and lead to hospital, now with you friend all ready being unwell that may not off been a smart move
granty92
31-07-12, 12:57 PM
how can i make him ill? i dont want him in hospital tbh he's the best sales guy
granty92
31-07-12, 12:57 PM
how can *it
This thread should be good
*un-folds deck chair*
Popcorn anyone?
Popcorn anyone?
No thanks, goes right through me :)
how can i make him ill? i dont want him in hospital tbh he's the best sales guy
Hope he doesn't have IBS, or the onset of an ulcer or gallstones.
But don't worry, you can always send flowers
Oh dear, the average age of the orgers has gone down recently (well, at least the mental age)
:(
granty92
31-07-12, 01:14 PM
okay i just told him and he find's it funny so you guys can gfy
_Stretchie_
31-07-12, 01:15 PM
This thread should be good
*un-folds deck chair*
Popcorn anyone?
Alright boys, mind if I join you in the cheap seats? Has the show started?
Wideboy
31-07-12, 01:17 PM
Oh no he di'ant mmmm hmmm
granty92
31-07-12, 01:18 PM
right well due to you all being a rather nasty bunch i shall be leaving the org. laters.
Wideboy
31-07-12, 01:20 PM
Oooohhh stick around!!! Go on we're nice people really, Joe Marco didn't leave
granty92
31-07-12, 01:21 PM
nah shouldn't take this sort of stuff from these people with no humour
Wideboy
31-07-12, 01:24 PM
I like you tho, do you not like me?
maviczap
31-07-12, 01:24 PM
Oooohhh stick around!!! Go on we're nice people really, Joe Marco didn't leave
Yep Joe Marcron took all in his stride.
granty92
31-07-12, 01:28 PM
well im not joe marcon
Not sharing ones sense of humour is mildly irritating.
Putting laxatives in someone's coffee is nasty
joshwalker094
31-07-12, 01:32 PM
Chill out dude, we're all friendly animals when you get to know us. Just aslong as your mate is ok, has he shat his pants yet?
femaleacid
31-07-12, 01:32 PM
LOL. Amazing.
granty92
31-07-12, 01:34 PM
nothing has happened yet and i put it in water not coffee
Now give him some sneezing powder to liven things up
femaleacid
31-07-12, 01:38 PM
Now give him some sneezing powder to liven things up
Smelling salts ;) make him puke too.
WheelyBigCheese
31-07-12, 01:39 PM
I personally find it quite amusing so I share your funny bone.
Works on a busy beach with seagulls. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfIEPpIN_JM
granty92
31-07-12, 01:41 PM
I personally find it quite amusing so I share your funny bone.
Works on a busy beach with seagulls. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfIEPpIN_JM
omg this is honestly amazing hahah
Wideboy
31-07-12, 01:48 PM
I'm feeling the love once again.
What you wearing?
andrewsmith
31-07-12, 01:49 PM
This will cause that
http://youtu.be/m4yEBG8diuc
granty92
31-07-12, 01:49 PM
what you on about what am i wearing?
Owenski
31-07-12, 01:53 PM
Fair play!
If you work in an environment where folk play practicals then good on ya. Much better than a grey walled hum-drum place.
Just a little heads up though, when everyone's laughing its ok but when the storm clouds come, you do not want to be the one its focused on! Work based humour is great fun but usually back fires in the long run, especially if you're winding up someone who may not be your boss but is definitely more influential in the company that you are.
I got a formal warning at my last place for firing an elastic band into someone's thigh. He was the humourless type to submitted a formal complaint, for which I had to be formally reprimanded as was company policy.
Live young, stay young dude!
You're right about the trapped wind too, thats quite uncomfortable - but its not what you said initially, you just said wind and in which case Dizzy was right - you'd expect wind and lax to be a messy event.
FYI - If he has a digestive problem and you've done that to him (whether he knows he has the condition or not) you could end up in serious trouble.
granty92
31-07-12, 01:55 PM
oh no it was me and my boss who done it, and im his manager so definately more influential than he is :)
Owenski
31-07-12, 01:58 PM
:thumbsup: you can **** on those below you all you want... perk of the job.
granty92
31-07-12, 02:00 PM
its only banter :) he knows it, they get me just as bad like locking the bike up and taking the key away with them so i go without the bike for a day or two, was merely pay back
Wideboy
31-07-12, 02:02 PM
what you on about what am i wearing?
Just what are you wearing, nothing ghey or anything
..... not unless you want it to be
dizzyblonde
31-07-12, 02:03 PM
Oh dear, jokes on you fella, seems your the one with no humour.......ironic don't ya think. :lol:
granty92
31-07-12, 02:06 PM
im wearing my leathers as im about to go home :s
i dont get if this is a joke or something?
Owenski
31-07-12, 02:10 PM
They locked your bike up and stopped you getting home?
You sure you're not the victim?
granty92
31-07-12, 02:14 PM
they put it in nextdoors unit and i got a lift home, im not the victim its just getting eachother back
Owenski
31-07-12, 02:39 PM
You need to put clingfilm across a doorway.
granty92
31-07-12, 02:41 PM
or clingfilm on toilets
The Idle Biker
31-07-12, 03:32 PM
How can the abuse of laxatives not be funny? Its always funny.
How can the abuse of laxatives not be funny? Its always funny.
Isn't there a Careline for abused laxatives? Do they get a grant?
DaveRushton
31-07-12, 03:38 PM
This made ma laugh.......better than sitting being bored all day!
granty92
31-07-12, 03:40 PM
atleast some people enjoy a bit of banter and humour as some people on here really dont
The Idle Biker
31-07-12, 03:45 PM
Isn't there a Careline for abused laxatives? Do they get a grant?
Ahem, I stand corrected. Misuse of laxatives is funny. However there's no excuse for abusing them.
Dave20046
31-07-12, 04:14 PM
Might have been a step too far, but nipping to the toilets and locking them from the inside and climbing out if you're athletic enough is great for a double whammy.
& that seagul video's ridiculous!
okay i just told him and he find's it funny so you guys can gfy
FFS I totesballs had to google 'gfy' , I must be the inverse of others on here - I spend most days working with old people and instead of resenting & loathing them I'm turning into one :(
femaleacid
31-07-12, 04:26 PM
I've had stomach ache before due to trapped gas or acid buildup.
But yes - I find this quite funny I'm considering it myself :P
Spank86
31-07-12, 04:27 PM
or clingfilm on toilets
Best not to combine that with the laxatives joke, messy.
Captain Nemo
31-07-12, 04:38 PM
ooh i missed this, tells you something about someones humour skills though when the funniest thing they can think off is to poetntially make them ill by administering a compound to them with no knowldege of how their body might react, just because a product isnt precription doesnt mean that you dont have to be aware of what it could do before you take it.
however while i wouldnt have given someone laxatives, i would have enjoyed that outcome, as long as it wasnt ulcers or a bleeding bowel
femaleacid
31-07-12, 05:02 PM
ooh i missed this, tells you something about someones humour skills though when the funniest thing they can think off is to poetntially make them ill by administering a compound to them with no knowldege of how their body might react, just because a product isnt precription doesnt mean that you dont have to be aware of what it could do before you take it.
however while i wouldnt have given someone laxatives, i would have enjoyed that outcome, as long as it wasnt ulcers or a bleeding bowel
Any practical joke can be dangerous if you think about it. Its all in good humor.
The guys okay anyway that's all that matters
Picolax.. much better as it works instantly :-)
dizzyblonde
31-07-12, 05:15 PM
atleast some people enjoy a bit of banter and humour as some people on here really dont
Everyone enjoys a bit of banter. Nobody said they didn't think it wasnt funny. You said that.
Sense of humour failure still goes to you. It's ok, you are new, and yet to.learn about Dizzy ;)
dizzyblonde
31-07-12, 05:17 PM
Picolax.. much better as it works instantly :-)
I could tell you a tale about a genuine use for that. Had me in stitches for hours listening to my other half 300 miles away on the phone, feeling oh so very sorry for himself!
But that's for when you take a trip down here ;)
But that's for when you take a trip down here ;)
what the Picolax :smt030 :rolleyes:
Jayneflakes
31-07-12, 08:06 PM
Picolax.. much better as it works instantly :-)
The mountain bikers here may well be familiar with the Picolax thread (http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/)! Now this is nasty! :cheers:
Enjoy! :smt083
This will cause that
http://youtu.be/m4yEBG8diuc
NOPE!!!!!!!
Picolax.. much better as it works instantly :-)
Picolax is HORRENDOUS.... I have been subjected to its effects and Christ on a bike never again..... for the love of god no...
andrewsmith
31-07-12, 09:13 PM
The mountain bikers here may well be familiar with the Picolax thread (http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/)! Now this is nasty! :cheers:
Enjoy! :smt083
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Breathe Breathe Breathe Goddammit
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
barwel1992
31-07-12, 10:20 PM
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Breathe Breathe Breathe Goddammit
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
+100000 :p :cheers:
Yeah i read that thread shortly before I had to take it myself. He is not far wrong with how potent it is.
missyburd
01-08-12, 07:57 AM
That seagull thread, although ingenious...technically incorrect, seagulls do not exist, Great Black-backed ones do however :mrgreen:
I can see the funny side of pranking with laxatives but I sure as well wouldn't want to be the one administering it, the potential repercussions with the number of ailments and other drugs people always seem to be on these days would scare me off. Well done if your employee has come away unscathed however...
Owenski
01-08-12, 12:19 PM
however while i wouldnt have given someone laxatives, i would have enjoyed that outcome, as long as it wasnt ulcers or a bleeding bowel
Precisely, we all loved watching Jackass but it didn't mean we'd all go unleashing a bull into an office full of people. :thumbsup:
missyburd
01-08-12, 12:42 PM
Precisely, we all loved watching Jackass but it didn't mean we'd all go unleashing a bull into an office full of people. :thumbsup:
Wondered who was going to be the first to mention Jackass :lol:
dizzyblonde
01-08-12, 12:45 PM
Oh but you guys must have no sense of humour either :rolleyes:
Spank86
01-08-12, 01:08 PM
Precisely, we all loved watching Jackass but it didn't mean we'd all go unleashing a bull into an office full of people. :thumbsup:
we didn't?
Just me then.
Fruity-ya-ya
01-08-12, 03:36 PM
How can the abuse of laxatives not be funny? Its always funny.
Number one, misuse of laxatives can cause serious issues.
Number two usually swiftly follows :D
femaleacid
01-08-12, 04:14 PM
Number one, misuse of laxatives can cause serious issues.
Number two usually swiftly follows :D
Hahahahahaha! :lol:
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