What're you plebs up to this weekend?

[Fallout]

Hi fellow plebeians. What are you lot doing this weekend? Any planned 2 wheeled weekend warrior shananigans? There may be some windows of sun down south.

[Spank86]

I'm free all day sunday.

[Wideboy]

I could be persuaded if the weathers good

I told spank yesterday no and its 100% personal

[Littlepeahead]

Fallout you are already scheduled to be having some sort of dirty weekend involving zombies, an Essex girl, random tools, a couple of pussies, a video camera. And that's not enough for you?

[Wideboy]

Is he double booking again? Tut uh that's so typical of a man


Mmm hmmm

[Fallout]

I knew you'd find this thread and harass me. Just wanted to check in with my GM homies and see if we can create something truly magical together in one big group.

[Wideboy]

?

[Littlepeahead]

You're just a slut. Anyway the engine bars won't arrive til next week so you won't have to get your special tool out this weekend.

At least Wideboy knows now you're happy to cheat on him without a second thought, and so soon into your bromance too.

[Fallout]

Loyalty is for the weak. DO anything, TO anything. That's what I say.

Well, that's disappointing. No Fallout tutorial on fitting those then. Better arrange an awesome ride instead.

[Littlepeahead]

That's OK, I can save them for you for the following weekend.

I really hope Duke doesn't read your last comment.

[Tomor]

I am free on sunday, but may be doing a short trip to my local HG store to see if there are any bargins to be had.

[Fallout]

Sounds like, weather permitting, some sort of Sunday jaunt is in order then. Will probably bring some essex lot down to the guildford massive if that's possible!

[DJ123]

Saturday i will be in the Cotswolds with Ride and Garmin, and may pop into Wales for an over nighter. If not i maybe free Sunday if you girls have planned a ride

[Wideboy]

i have no idea what's going on.

i don't mind just popping up to loomies to holla at some homeboys and homegilrs if no one can think where to go for a ride. I'd prefer to save my tyres anywho for 2 weeks time.

[DJ123]

Come Saturday night, someone post an idea up-place, time rough route. I will if i am over this way

[Jammy]

Shall id are show up on my 250... and no its not a delorean

[Tomor]

Shall id are show up on my 250... and no its not a delorean

Do it!

[Thunderace]

Shall id are show up on my 250... and no its not a delorean

Don't worry It's not what you've got but how you ride it, and that will come with practice, C'mon come and join us, junctions will be marked so you wont get lost if, if, if you lag behind!:D

What am I saying!' I can't come, I'm on call, lucky me!!!!!

[Spank86]

^ +1,

Just ask Fallout.... good bike, can't ride it.

[Fallout]

Spank, you can kiss my scrotum. You ride like a poo in a shoe.

[Wideboy]

So what the fack is going on you bunch of facks

I have a very busy diary to keep

[Fallout]

Well what is this "I need to conserve my tyres for 2 weeks time" or whatever you said crap? That sounds like lilly livered girl talk. Why are you so anxious for us to formulate a plan if you're going to turn up on your bike and then spend 2 hours riding round the car park on a penny farthing instead?

[Wideboy]

Trackday! And having to wait around for all you losers on the road is squaring off my tyres*



*please don't revoke your tolerance of me, I don't have any friends its the real reason the S&W is quiet :smt086

[Fallout]

A hundred of miles or so won't do you any harm Gav. Put the penny farthing away, commit to some miles, and then mega plans of weekend joy can be drawn up.

[Wideboy]

We'll see, depends on what you have planned. One has a lot to accomplish this weekend what what

[Fallout]

****. I have to come up with a plan? Bum ****. Ok, I'll have a think.

[Wideboy]

I thought you had been!

[Spank86]

Spank, you can kiss my scrotum. You ride like a poo in a shoe.
You mean I'm leather clad and quicker than diarrhea?

[Wideboy]

Lmao

[minimorecambe]

You best fit my chain before you go out galavanting!

[Wideboy]

Just the chain? DEAL!

[DJ123]

Is the chain like a lead Helen wears at the weekend?

[minimorecambe]

And the sprockets please dear ;)

Other way round DJ :)

[DJ123]

Who's about today then?

[Wideboy]

im at home, if that helps?

i wont be out today, to much to do, i might have a spare hour or so later but not enough time to go for a blast

[Fallout]

I thought you were off galavanting Job?

[DJ123]

Yeah so did i! Turns out the route they were doing was around Oxfordshire, not over to Gloucester/Hereford as i was hoping/expecting. I have the route and will do it someday. Got my Garmin goodybag, free bacon roll and cup of tea. Had a good ride there and back too.
Got my new satnav set up and also ordered some bits off RAM mount UK too.
Up for a ride tomorrow :)

[Spank86]

What time we starting then?

[DJ123]

Whenever you want to, depends if you want an all dayer or just a few hours out

[Fallout]

Looking at the forecast, there's a good chance of a shower at some point, but for the most part, it looks like we'll have a dry one. I can handle a shower or two. I'm up for an early start and then ride it for as long as we like.

[DJ123]

meh, shower is only light rain. Has some heavy showers today, the rain felt like needles at motorway speeds.

So lets do a potential ride out plan.
Time: 9am
Location: Loomies
Destination: Post ideas-Tom said that Goodwood Aerodrome has a nice cafe, plus you have to go through a tunnel under the race course . . . . .
http://www.goodwood.co.uk/eating-and-drinking/aerocafe.aspx

[Tomor]

yes breakfast at goodwood sounds good for me, meeting a friend at 12 at mine so need to be back for then

[Littlepeahead]

If you are heading towards us rather than the other direction then let me know.

[DJ123]

LPh, we're kinda heading East ;)

[Spank86]

I've never been to good wood (never been quite a lot of places) so I'm up for that.

[Fallout]

I'm no good with routes, but if Job can invent an Easterly route that isn't ****e, then I say we head that way lil' Clare can join in. We miss each other so terribly.

As for tunnels, yeeeeeaaaahhh now I have an exhaust capable of making noise. :D

[DJ123]

Depends on how many miles people are up for and if they are up for a long ride. WB and Tom and half dayers ;) i'll put a route together towards an Easterly direction

[Fallout]

I read half dayers as daft gayers. Feel my misinterpretation is more accurate.

[DJ123]

same thing really, although you're nearly there with orange wheels

[Spank86]

I'm going to break into his garage and spray them pink.

[DJ123]

Don;t, that'll make his bike even faster and gayer :lol:

[Fallout]

My wheels are ghetto pimp. What you fool faces fail to comprehend is that bikes are like a monkey. They looks pretty cool, but they are much the same at each other. To make them stand out and capture the public's heart, you need to furnish them with silly little hats and carnival style trousers. Only then will they be truly special and loved. In the case of my monkey, he is strutting about in a pair of fetching orange socks, which to other monkey's may seem a little bizarre or perhaps even gay, but to the seasoned monkey enthusiast, makes him rather sexy.

Now if you don't mind, I will now pull down my pants and offer you a fleshy retort. Veg or moon gentlemen? Veg or moon?

[DJ123]

My wheels are gayer than a gay pimp. What you fool faces fail to comprehend is that i am like a monkey. They look pretty hetro, but they are much gay. To make them stand out and capture a mans ar$e heart, you need to furnish them with silly little hats and carnival style trousers. Only then will they be truly special and loved. In the case of my monkey, he is strutting about in a pair of fetching orange socks, which to other monkey's may seem a little bizarre or perhaps even gay, but to the seasoned monkey enthusiast, makes him rather sexy.

Now if you don't mind, I will now pull down my pants and offer you a fleshy retort. Veg or moon gentlemen? Veg or moon?


Fixed for you :-P

[Wideboy]

not for me i got a busy day tomorrow, I'll meet up and say koowee if you ladies are stopping round at loomies or somewhere for a while?

plus 9am... are you nuts!! its a sunday!

[Tomor]

not for me i got a busy day tomorrow, I'll meet up and say koowee if you ladies are stopping round at loomies or somewhere for a while?

plus 9am... are you nuts!! its a sunday!

East then? meet at Loomies for Spank, then head east towards LPH?

[Wideboy]

are you all going to finish up at loomies?

[Fallout]

If we're heading east, then I would imagine very few will end up back at Loomies in the evening. Possibly spankster. Most of us are more easterly, so would probably head home before hitting Loomels. And you also smell.

[Wideboy]

Woteva!