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Mark_h
09-08-12, 10:00 AM
It seems there's some cracking abuse and comments mixed in the many active threads. Do you think we need a dedicated abuse thread where we can harvest and reflect upon it in a single place?

That way we keep ride-out threads talking about ride-outs, GM chit-chat talking about general stuff, Plebs corner to admit that duct tape did not hold a swing-arm together but have the GM abuse thread to keep a record of Simon having gay wheels and Jo changing his forum name to HandJobDogger etc.

I'm worried I may miss some cracking abuse and comedy with it all spread out. eg, we now have >80 posts ref the ride-out yesterday much of it quality abuse!

Just a thought like.....


Some groundrules for this section:-

Don't just be abusive. It has to be funny AND abusive.
It's a 'U' Rated forum so nippers like Tom should not be exposed to rude works like ****, ****, *******, ************ or bum.
We aint Gangstas init. So no disrespecting parents (or me as I'm team Dad apparently)
No out of area abuse. If you don't ride with us, you can't abuse us!
Obviously we are all very sensible boys and girls. No implications that anyone did anything illegal. Immoral is fine but not illegal.

Fallout
09-08-12, 10:03 AM
Ok, old man. I'm guessing your zimmer frame was stowed away in the frame of your bike, cos I didn't see it yesterday!

Mark_h
09-08-12, 10:04 AM
Ok, old man. I'm guessing your zimmer frame was stowed away in the frame of your bike, cos I didn't see it yesterday!

Had you managed to ever get close enough you may have seen it just behind the commode.

Wideboy
09-08-12, 10:05 AM
I like this thread

Mark_h
09-08-12, 10:07 AM
I like this thread

Do you need to check with Mrs.Wide that you are allowed to like this thread?

Wideboy
09-08-12, 10:12 AM
No, only need to check if its ok to wear ball strangers or boxers

Spank86
09-08-12, 10:44 AM
Ok, old man. I'm guessing your zimmer frame was stowed away in the frame of your bike, cos I didn't see it yesterday!
You should have just asked him if you needed to borrow it.

femaleacid
09-08-12, 11:44 AM
Popcorn is ready.

Wideboy
09-08-12, 11:57 AM
There's certainly not enough bitching going on in here

You're all plebs

Sir Trev
09-08-12, 12:12 PM
I went to Guildford once - it was crap.


Oh, did you mean personal abuse?

Fallout
09-08-12, 12:34 PM
I will wind up on the slagging off after I clock off this evening, you bunch of seanuts.

Wideboy
09-08-12, 12:34 PM
I don't think anyone here actually lives in Guildford :lol:

Wideboy
09-08-12, 12:36 PM
**** you, posting same time as me

Fallout
09-08-12, 12:49 PM
How did you get in here? Think I'll have to ask your mrs to shorten your chain.

Wideboy
09-08-12, 12:56 PM
Sorry mr *"I can't come out to play I have to make tea for the misses"

*insert ghey whimpy voice

Spank86
09-08-12, 01:13 PM
You're both as bad as each other.

Mark_h
09-08-12, 02:23 PM
OK. Some groundrules for this section:-

Don't just be abusive. It has to be funny AND abusive.
It's a 'U' Rated forum so nippers like Tom should not be exposed to rude works like ****, ****, *******, ************ or bum.
We aint Gangstas init. So no disrespecting parents (or me as I'm team Dad apparently)
No out of area abuse. If you don't ride with us, you can't abuse us!
Obviously we are all very sensible boys and girls. No implications that anyone did anything illegal. Immoral is fine but not illegal.

Perhaps a monthly award for the post that covered the screen in coffee?

I'll edit this into the first post and will add to it as required.

The Idle Biker
09-08-12, 02:54 PM
I went to Guildford once - it was crap.


Oh, did you mean personal abuse?

Trevor,

you come from Wycombe, home of the travellers and twinned with Chernobyl, you have a cheek Sir!

Wideboy
09-08-12, 03:12 PM
I like the comparison

Thunderace
09-08-12, 04:06 PM
As to Daddyjob's new forum name,

Dogyhandjobber gets my vote!:joker:

Thunderace
09-08-12, 04:09 PM
@Spank86, Ad, you know the only reason me and Simon slowed down on the downhill twisties last night was we had no grip due to the oil your bike dropped on the way up!:rolleyes:

Mark_h
09-08-12, 04:15 PM
@Spank86, Ad, you know the only reason me and Simon slowed down on the downhill twisties last night was we had no grip due to the oil your bike dropped on the way up!:rolleyes:

I assumed it was the residual blue haze of oil smoke from the cat and GSXR deposited on the way up obscuring your vision rather then the drips on the road.

Spank86
09-08-12, 04:41 PM
Don't blame me if you lack the skill to Take the corners speedway style, it's a necessary skill when you run a permanently oily back wheel.

Bordtea
09-08-12, 04:57 PM
Oi blud

Fallout
09-08-12, 06:12 PM
I like the way Mark laid ground rules in an abuse thread. It's like the Geneva Convention. Nobody pays any notice to it.

Spank86
09-08-12, 06:45 PM
Of course we do, we make sure to abide by it if we think theres cameras rolling.

Thunderace
09-08-12, 07:19 PM
Just started watching the Hairy Dieters on BBC2, Put me in mind of certain GM personalities!;)

Thunderace
09-08-12, 07:58 PM
Obviously I mean the rather distinguished gents on immaculate motorcycles!:joker:

DJ123
09-08-12, 09:15 PM
As to Daddyjob's new forum name,

Dogyhandjobber gets my vote!:joker:


You're married, get your own hands :lol:

Spank, loves a meaty Sausage
Tomor dreams about Simon
simon makes toast using spoons

Tomor
09-08-12, 09:25 PM
Tomor dreams about Simon

You weren't meant to let everyone know!

Thunderace
09-08-12, 09:26 PM
New forum ID's;

Spank86 = Spanky Sausage
Fallout = Toasty Spoon

Still working on Tomor dreams of Simon?

DJ123
09-08-12, 09:29 PM
Nah i think it should be 'Fall-in-tomor' :lol:

Thunderace
09-08-12, 09:31 PM
Nah i think it should be 'Fall-in-tomor' :lol:

Genuinely just spat tea all over the laptop!:lol:

Fallout
10-08-12, 06:42 AM
Tom is definitely Soggy Hole Tom. So munch gunge in his front pipe!

Spank86
10-08-12, 06:44 AM
Tractor Tom.

Fallout
10-08-12, 06:48 AM
+1!

Thunderace
10-08-12, 07:10 AM
+2!

Wideboy
10-08-12, 08:37 AM
I think fallout is a suitable name as he does look like he has been trying to survive a nuclear winter, either that or he was effected by chernobyl

Sir Trev
10-08-12, 09:05 AM
...you have a cheek Sir!

I do, but I don't need to have a scantily clad future Dame of the Realm as my avatar for people to notice.


...no out of area insults you bounder...

Tough - my sarcasm knows no limits or geographical borders! :smt019

Tomor
10-08-12, 12:41 PM
Tractor Tom.

+3

Mark_h
10-08-12, 04:16 PM
Liberated from the Thunderace is an idiot thread......

Sir Trev suggests Replacing the Ace.


Oddly enough the shop I got my rear stand from actually let me try one on their FZ6 demonstrator so I knew how to use it. Even easier once I upgraded to bobbins.

Surprised nobody has suggested selling the bike and getting one with a centre stand...

To which Nathan declared undying commitment to the old girl...

SELL THE ACE!!! How dare you suggest such an awful thing you horrible individual, me and my beasty have an intimate relationship, every day she tries to kill me and every day I try to stop her!:makelurve:

Parting with the Ace! I'd rather peel off all my skin and roll around in salt!:smt018

May I present Exhibit - A
I'm looking to get a new bike possibly a XJR1300R, can anyone tell me of a decent second hand bike dealer in the area? I dont want anything too modern preferably late nineties early naughties! Any and all suggestions welcome!:help:

I'm getting to old to keep belting round the country on a sports bike I need something a little more comfy!:-({|= from <This thread (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=179546)> Dated only from June this year.

Once he's been skinned and salted can I have first dibs on the bike trailer?

Thunderace
10-08-12, 07:41 PM
What can I say, a momentary lapse of reason (yes Pink Floyd), since I've had her all I've done is hack up and down autobahns, now I'm back in the UK I've started to remember what real fun you can have, and my old girl will keep up with anybody (which unlike everybody assumes is not just because I'm an utter nutter) even with me and my rather ragged and aggressive riding style!

If you can't be with the one you love,
http://p1.bikepics.com/2010/02/25/bikepics-1912682-320.jpg
love the one your with!:makelurve:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41DgnM6Z%2BKL._AA115_.jpg

Thunderace
10-08-12, 08:41 PM
I went to Guildford once - it was crap.


Oh, did you mean personal abuse?

He's only chiming in coz he's bored! Have you seen the Thames Valley section? I've seen more life in a morgue!:rolleyes:

Fallout
10-08-12, 09:22 PM
I want a Duke as my next bike too mate, but the day we both chase each other on Dukes is the day I ask you "What is this brilliant white light?" and you reply "What white light? All I can see if lots of fire and a guy with a big **** off trident!"

Thunderace
10-08-12, 09:40 PM
I want a Duke as my next bike too mate, but the day we both chase each other on Dukes is the day I ask you "What is this brilliant white light?" and you reply "What white light? All I can see if lots of fire and a guy with a big **** off trident!"

Ah we might be able to see him, but could he catch us!:smt059

Thunderace
10-08-12, 09:41 PM
Liberated from the Thunderace is an idiot thread......

Sir Trev suggests Replacing the Ace.



To which Nathan declared undying commitment to the old girl...



May I present Exhibit - A
from <This thread (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=179546)> Dated only from June this year.

Once he's been skinned and salted can I have first dibs on the bike trailer?

Thanks for that Mark!:smt018

Spank86
10-08-12, 11:27 PM
Ah we might be able to see him, but could he catch us!:smt059

If he struggles I'll let him go pillion.

Thunderace
11-08-12, 08:19 PM
What has 2 oranges and 1 tit?

A gsxr750 from Tadley!:joker:

DJ123
11-08-12, 08:32 PM
http://www.writeups.org/img/inset/Ghost_Rider_movie_h22.jpg

Who's this? (on the bike)

Thunderace
12-08-12, 10:04 PM
I saw something odd today, it was slow moving, black in colour and left a slimy trail!

Was it a snail?

Was it a slug?

No it was Spank86 on his speed four!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

Mark_h
19-08-12, 06:20 AM
Just back from a wet week in Wales and disappointed to find a lack of abuse in here. Given TA's 19th rideout thread had all sorts of "I'm in .... no, I'm out now as I'm shaving a kitten" excuses, Fallout replacing most of the unsprung mass from his bike rather than cleaning a lever pivot and the Jamster going for a new paintjob rather than the full bubblewrap protection; I would have thought there was plenty of ammunition out there.

Maybe Thunderace will have to resort to some self abuse after he rides solo around the Petersfield oneway system for a couple of hours while trying to find a road that actually goes towards the seaside (South Harting is the sign to look for)

Get to it chaps!

Thunderace
19-08-12, 06:24 PM
It's ok dad don't panic we had a nice day at the seaside and we're all home safe, now finish your horlicks and off to bed, busy day for you tomo', pension day! Got to be up early to beat the queue, I know how agitated you blue rinse brigade get when you have to wait too long, colostomy bags overflowing and such!;)

Fallout
19-08-12, 07:14 PM
The nurses in the home never change his bag in time. Apparently it's a problem with patients who are full of ****!

Mark_h
29-08-12, 08:33 PM
bump... seems we may need to regain focus....

DJ123
29-08-12, 08:34 PM
thre has been plenty of abuse, just not in this thread

Thunderace
29-08-12, 08:36 PM
Oh dear they've let dad out of bed again!

Nurse.....

Nurse.....

DJ123
29-08-12, 08:38 PM
Oh dear they've let dad out of bed again!

Man Nurse.....

Man Nurse.....
fixed for you