Happy birthday to me!

[Fallout]

... happy birthday to me!
I am now 3.
Happy birthday to me!

Today I am the grand old age of 3. If you would like to give me money, you can do so on the next ride out. £100 at least. Don't take the pi$$ now.

Otherwise you may post old jokes and debauchery here. Today I shall work until 11am and then am off out on the razzle. If for some reason you are in Winchester at lunchtime, I will probably be in the Exchange owning at table football.

:smt030

[The Idle Biker]

Happy Birthday you kn0b!

[Fallout]

Thanks you old fart. Now answer your text msgs!! :-P ;)

[Spank86]

Thank god it's come round again, I hate being the same age as you, it makes me feel old.

Happy birthday

[granty92]

happy birthday :D

[femaleacid]

Happy birthday :D hope you have a good one


*hands virtual beer*

[Wideboy]

I would say happy birthday, but I'm afraid you're a total bitch

[TCochrane]

Happy birthday buddy!

[Tomor]

Happy Birthday mate, Ill bring you a present next time I see you, will be soft, and have blue and white stripes ;)

[Littlepeahead]

Happy birthday grumpface. GFY x

[Spank86]

Tomor, what have we told you about using tesco value condoms?

[Thunderace]

Have a good one mate!:thumbsup: I'll get you some clear brake fluid!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

[Fallout]

Thanks dudes. I'm **** faced. I am amazing at typing perfectly coherent English while ****ed as a bit gay fart. Rest assured, I am lying on the sofa close to boffing and unconciousness. Got a load of bike bits in the post though, so bringing the bike back to life begins tomorrow! Yeeeeeahhhh.

Gav is gay.

[Spank86]

So you drank the second pint then?

[Thunderace]

I remember my first beer too!:smt030

[chezvegas85]

happy bday me young mucker. get another vlog up. need something to watch while i'm relegated to the garage for a fag, least i can cuddle suzie

[Fallout]

Last camcorder was stolen/misplaced (not gonna get into it), so no tutorials until that's replaced. Apparently I have a new one coming for my birthday, but not arrived yet. Birthday was pretty good.

@Spank - Shut it, slag. I had 3 pints of shandy before I passed out. Hardcore like a mofo me.

[Wideboy]

To be fair I reckon si's a heavy weight, all his bones and muscles must be screeming out so much for some kind of nutrition that it all soaks up the shandys pretty quick.