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andrewsmith
17-08-12, 07:20 PM
So was alle Pläne

Tonight: aufgelegt
Samstag: Nicht viel, wie ich musste auf die Kranken bis Montag gehen
Sonntag: Same

Was alle anderen Pläne?

So what everyones plans

Tonight: laid up
Saturday: Not much as I've had to go on the sick until Monday
Sunday: Same

Whats everyone else's plans?
Mr Speirs
17-08-12, 07:30 PM
Warum sprichst du Deutsche?
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 07:34 PM
Well why not!!
widepants
17-08-12, 07:35 PM
du bist ein pimmel kopf
Mr Speirs
17-08-12, 07:36 PM
kartoffel kopf
maviczap
17-08-12, 07:38 PM
Heute abend: ferhen sehn

Morgens: Einkaufen und nach mittags, schwim in das See

Sontag: Fahren mit dem Rad
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 07:38 PM
I may aswel say most my German is verbal and mainly scratch and offensive
maviczap
17-08-12, 07:40 PM
Haben sie, ein tote vogel in Ihre hose?
Bluepete
17-08-12, 07:41 PM
Warum sprichst du Deutsche?

That's German? I thought he was typing it as he spoke it!

Only kiddin' pal :)

Pete ;)
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 07:41 PM
Haben sie, ein tote vogel in Ihre hose?

Lost in translation?
Dead bird in my kegs
maviczap
17-08-12, 07:42 PM
Lost in translation?
Dead bird in my kegs

It means have you farted :p
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 07:43 PM
:lol:

loud wet one
maviczap
17-08-12, 07:44 PM
Thought that would cheer you up
Mr Speirs
17-08-12, 07:46 PM
Vogel is definately Bird in german.
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 07:46 PM
Thought that would cheer you up

:thumbsup:

TBH starting the thread in German and getting a response cheered me up
The Idle Biker
17-08-12, 08:09 PM
Andrew, you have a remarkable talent of sounding the same regardless of what language you speak. Mon ami.
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 08:11 PM
Andrew, you have a remarkable talent of sounding the same regardless of what language you speak. Mon ami.

Nien Kliene Lust
Biker Biggles
17-08-12, 08:13 PM
Dead bird in your pants.What a great description of a fart.See the krauts do have a sense of humour.
widepants
17-08-12, 08:25 PM
love how the swear filter doesnt understand German
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 08:26 PM
don't give TSM any ideas
Bri w
17-08-12, 08:45 PM
I'll be doing nowt. Still got double vision, pain und eine grosse swelling on my face. Watching sport and drinking diet coke will be my excitement for one of the best weekends of the summer,,..
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 08:47 PM
whats happened Bri?
SIII
17-08-12, 09:08 PM
Ich habe eine Gummi-Seestern in meiner Unterwäsche
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 09:10 PM
Ich habe eine Gummi-Seestern in meiner Unterwäsche

I got a gum sea star in my underwear??
SIII
17-08-12, 09:16 PM
I have a rubber starfish in my pants!
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 09:18 PM
I have a rubber starfish in my pants!

WTF do the the yokels around yours get up to? ;)
maviczap
17-08-12, 09:21 PM
whats happened Bri?

er hatte Golfball traf ihn im Gesicht
andrewsmith
17-08-12, 09:22 PM
er hatte Golfball traf ihn im Gesicht

you been airlifted again Bri?
punyXpress
19-08-12, 10:23 AM
I have a rubber starfish in my pants!

3 legs short of an octopus - hard luck!
Sir Trev
19-08-12, 11:40 AM
Mein luftkissenfartzeug ist mit alle voll.

Took the monkey to Dorset for her week's adventure holiday at PGL and then drove back - flippin' long day on the road. Am now lying on the sofa still recovering instead of washing the car and repointing the garden wall. At least I can catch up on Moto GP on the planner.