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monkey
02-09-12, 01:41 AM
The title sounds attractive so I thought 'why not'. Whilst I was prepared for a tongue in cheek cultish type of film I was astonished at how bad a film can actually be.

Absolutely bloody shockingly bad.
:smt104
_Stretchie_
02-09-12, 07:16 AM
The title sounds attractive so I thought 'why not'. Whilst I was prepared for a tongue in cheek cultish type of film I was astonished at how bad a film can actually be.

Absolutely bloody shockingly bad.
:smt104

GODAMNNIT Monkey.....

'cultish' would be the correct word if you swap the 'l' for another letter
; )
johnnyrod
03-09-12, 11:40 AM
Gateroid vs. Mega Python, featuring both Tiffany and Debbie Gibson offof the 80s, wasn't bad, in a really bad but funny and not up itself sort of way.
jambo
03-09-12, 11:48 AM
The last of those I saw was mega shark vs crocosaurus.

Maybe if I'd drunk more it would have been awesome. This could definatly form the cornerstone of a great drinking game:
1 shot every time exactly the same bridge set is used to represent another ship.
1 shot every time the same cut-sequence is used again
1 shot every time the shark leaps and gets a jet-liner in mid-30,000 ft flight...

Jambo
Raf
03-09-12, 12:26 PM
1 shot every time the shark leaps and gets a jet-liner in mid-30,000 ft flight...


:shock: Wait... what!? There isn't enough alcohol in the universe for me to let go of that fact or forget about it.
jambo
03-09-12, 01:12 PM
:shock: Wait... what!? There isn't enough alcohol in the universe for me to let go of that fact or forget about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZlCWkH4P0

Jambo
Raf
03-09-12, 02:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZlCWkH4P0

Jambo

Why!? Why do they keep doing this to us!? Isn't one bad movie enough? There is a part of me that really wishes they are making a loss on those movies, a real big part.
andrewsmith
03-09-12, 06:06 PM
why!? Why do they keep doing this to us!? Isn't one bad movie enough? There is a part of me that really wishes they are making a loss on those movies, a real big part.

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monkey
03-09-12, 06:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZlCWkH4P0

Jambo

Porn shoot massacre looks like it's been shot by a young child with one of those two handed cameras with a vga screen.
Bluefish
03-09-12, 08:57 PM
The last of those I saw was mega shark vs crocosaurus.

Maybe if I'd drunk more it would have been awesome. This could definatly form the cornerstone of a great drinking game:
1 shot every time exactly the same bridge set is used to represent another ship.
1 shot every time the same cut-sequence is used again
1 shot every time the shark leaps and gets a jet-liner in mid-30,000 ft flight...

Jambo
Wow, that's got to be the crapiest film ever made, still you can tell that by the title :rolleyes:
Sir Trev
04-09-12, 07:12 AM
I was forced to watch Piranah last night - Lady Poppy had recorded it off Sky. So bad, so very bad. Lots of gratuitous bikini shots but that was it.