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DJ123
02-09-12, 10:13 PM
Whilst at Bodmin, Thunderace, Tomor, Jammy and I had a discussion about how old Dad is. We may have been slightly intoxicated at the time. We couldn't remember/guess so we thought a poll would be the best option.
Please vote acordingly :cool:


For those that don't know, Mark_h is known as 'Dad'
Thunderace
02-09-12, 10:28 PM
I don't think he's as old as the youngest age you've put on the poll, but of course I voted Older!
DJ123
02-09-12, 10:29 PM
Me neither, but it'd be boring if we put his correct age as an option ;)
DJ123
03-09-12, 09:20 PM
keep voting people!
Mark_h
03-09-12, 09:21 PM
Free bacon butty for the closest birth date. Cutting me in half and counting the rings will be discouraged.
Thunderace
03-09-12, 09:21 PM
41
DJ123
03-09-12, 09:22 PM
45
Fallout
03-09-12, 09:28 PM
He said birth date, fool faces! Damn, it's a good job I'm Prime Minister!

22nd September 1967.
DJ123
03-09-12, 09:29 PM
subtract 45 from 2012 and it gives you the birth date ;) on tomorrows date
Thunderace
03-09-12, 09:29 PM
23rd September 1967.
Fallout
03-09-12, 09:30 PM
23rd September 1967.

Oh, I see what you're doing there! Cheeky! :smt019
Spank86
03-09-12, 09:31 PM
I'm not sure they've invented numbers that high yet.
Mark_h
04-09-12, 01:02 AM
May I just remind you that disrespect for your elders is unsustainable. Especially if the elder in question is the minister for sustainability. Perhaps we need to formally recognise the elders. Those that used to know stuff before Google, used a phonebox, made a mix tape, changed a stylus, know what a Kempston interface is/was, watched anywhich way you can on a top-loader VHS with a wired remote etc.

You lot don't know you're born.

And more importantly why can't I get to sleep tonight?
Spank86
04-09-12, 06:51 AM
I knew stuff before google, I used alta vista.
Owenski
04-09-12, 08:49 AM
Proper old n'stuff
Mark_h
04-09-12, 06:10 PM
To put an end to tactical date sniping the bacon butty prize will only be issued if within 6 months of my birthday. Clearly I will have my natural birthday and my official birthday. My official birthday should be marked with a public holiday and the Gladitorial events featuring PUB lurkers and the dissenters from oop norf assuming they are not put off by our horseless carriages and wax-less lighting systems.
widepants
04-09-12, 07:33 PM
kids all of ya
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:06 PM
30th June 1969.
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:07 PM
30th June 1968.
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:07 PM
30th June 1970
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:07 PM
30th June 1971.
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:08 PM
30th June 1972.
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:08 PM
30th June 1973.
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:09 PM
30th June 1967.
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:09 PM
30th June 1966.
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:09 PM
30th June 1965.
Spank86
04-09-12, 08:12 PM
I see what you're doing but you do know you didn't need to pick the middle of the year?
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:15 PM
Yeah I could of picked any point and still be within six months, but I really want that free butty!;)
DJ123
04-09-12, 08:16 PM
Thunderace, i assume all these dates you are posting are BC ;)
Spank86
04-09-12, 08:18 PM
Must be, he didn't say the year of our lord nineteen hundred and sixty six.
Mark_h
04-09-12, 08:19 PM
Thunderace, did I mention it's £1 per guess? You may retract a few if you like else you're currently into about a tenner.
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:19 PM
All dates are AD!
Thunderace
04-09-12, 08:22 PM
No you didn't mention it so I'm not in debt!:smt099
Jammy
04-09-12, 08:23 PM
39.7
Tomor
05-09-12, 08:37 PM
Its his birthday today apparently. Happy Birthday Dad, if it is actually your birthday.
Mark_h
06-09-12, 09:19 AM
Sorry no. I updated my forum profile with a fake birth date to throw guessers off the scent. However I've now received a page full of birthday wishes in the main forum so feel ever so slightly guilty.
Fallout
06-09-12, 09:22 AM
Don't worry Dad. You should always lie about your birth date on public forums anyway. It's always used as security for pretty much everything these days, so best not to have it bouncing around the internet for scummers to use, even if the risk is low.
DJ123
22-09-12, 09:10 PM
new guess- 47
Fallout
22-09-12, 09:11 PM
I think we need to add a new option: TOO OLD FOR BOB!
Thunderace
22-09-12, 09:17 PM
Your only as old as the Bob you feel.;)
Mark_h
22-09-12, 09:23 PM
The French believe the ideal age for your mistress is half your age plus 7. So guess I'll looking for a ?? year old should the need arise. Plus I need one who gets up early!
Fallout
22-09-12, 09:26 PM
To be fair, I will be looking for an early 20s mistress in the next few decades too. Thanks for laying the foundations for social acceptance of this sordid practice. :)
Thunderace
23-09-12, 01:29 AM
Mine's 26 can I trade her in now?
DJ123
09-10-12, 06:09 PM
Another guess, in light of a company at the Motorbike Show;

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