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Mark_h
08-09-12, 02:25 PM
All please be on the lookout for our Minister for Administrative Affairs. He was last seen being dragged into the woods at Popham by a very friendly lady. El Presidento and I decided that for the good of the empire we should do a runner and leave Spank to his fate. There may be an administrative vacancy shortly.

Fallout
08-09-12, 02:32 PM
What really horrified me was that he didn't even scream.

Jammy
08-09-12, 02:36 PM
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Mark_h
08-09-12, 02:43 PM
What really horrified me was that he didn't even scream.
It was quite pitiful the way he was holding onto his bike for dear life while she dragged him off. I'd be surprised if he's not left some fingernail marks somewhere the way he was holding on.

DJ123
08-09-12, 02:44 PM
What did Spank do to pull this bird then>

Mark_h
08-09-12, 02:50 PM
What did Spank do to pull this bird then>

He was just there... about to get on his bike for a nice little ride home when ......she appeared from the woods......Poor Spank stood no chance ... he was putting up a brave fight when Fallout and I decided to do a runner before we suffered the same fate.

We should ensure his husk is given full cabinet honours.

DJ123
08-09-12, 02:55 PM
Which side of the Popham services was this? The side with the weird 'local' diner?

Mark_h
08-09-12, 03:14 PM
Was at the airfield. It could have been a honey-trap for a rendering flight. He may well be in an orange jump-suit by now.

Spank86
08-09-12, 03:50 PM
I went for a little flight in a micro-light is all. Short trip up and over Whitchurch and Overton but couldn't spot you two.

Great fun.