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Spank86
09-09-12, 09:30 AM
Can anyone help?
Left hand bends are my nemesis I went round one the other day and my right testicle fell into my spokes and tore my whiffing bridge from my rectum now I have an enlarged anus hole. Should I go see my **** doctor? Yolo lol xx
Geodude
09-09-12, 09:36 AM
Okay.. who are you and what have you done with Spank? :)
If you can face letting it heal it can be a convenient place to put stuff such as a wallet, phone or make-up.
A friend of a friend had this happen and tells me he can easily conceal 2 cans of beer or 2 small bottles of booze in there (for festivals or similar) without risking his new hole being searched.
I'm considering getting it done properly i.e. by a plastic sturgeon.
dizzyblonde
09-09-12, 12:43 PM
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I'm considering getting it done properly i.e. by a plastic sturgeon.[/QUOTE]
Cripes!!!!! By plastic fish?? Oooof a monkey of brave constitution.
Spank, I fear its because you naturally hang to the right ;)
Wideboy
09-09-12, 12:55 PM
i say that was either fallout or thunderace.
good show on the terminology, very amusing
Balky001
09-09-12, 02:41 PM
sounds like you need to lean off the seat more :) Hope that helps
Spank86
09-09-12, 05:41 PM
I'm not quite sure who it was.
Definitely not me though.
Oh man. I was going to ask for a picture.
Spank86
09-09-12, 06:38 PM
It smacks of fallout to me but the YOLO lol, has me thrown.
There will have to be an inquisition.
Biker Biggles
09-09-12, 06:58 PM
It smacks of fallout to me but the YOLO lol, has me thrown.
There will have to be an inquisition.
I was'nt expecting that----------:)
Milky Bar Kid
10-09-12, 12:15 AM
YOLO?? Say whaaaaat?
femaleacid
10-09-12, 12:17 AM
Best thing I've read all day.
:winner:
Fallout
10-09-12, 06:38 AM
It smacks of fallout to me but the YOLO lol, has me thrown.
There will have to be an inquisition.
Well surely it's one of the wasters you live with? How the bijizzle was that me?! Maybe once upon a time when we lived in the same house I may have, in a fit of supreme tedium, entered your foetid lair, laid my hands upon your sticky keyboard and began typing, in some vain attempt to humiliate you more than the monumental embarrassment your mere existence causes your entire family already *DEEP BREATH*, but now we live an hour away from each other and I didn't see you yesterday, how would that be possible?
What did I do ... translocate through the ether into your interwebz and ravage your modemz?! Maybe I possessed you on Saturday, with my second-self lurking in the back of your brain, taking control of your easily overpowered pea-sized brain when you least expected it? Or perhaps I phoned up my mates at the News of the World and got them to hack your phone and plant a small recon droid into it's circuitry which, while searching for your monumentally vast porn archive, took the opportunity to ORGRape you?!
No. Break yourself fool yolo LOL.
Spank86
10-09-12, 06:45 AM
Dunno, maybe you guessed my password.
But the phrasing sounds like you and both my Ipad and PC are locked.
Plus I would have thought my housemates would have gone to town on my facebook account first.
Fallout
10-09-12, 07:32 AM
Really? Even if you left your compo unlocked in front of me, and I had Jon and Hen egging me on, do you think I could actually be arsed?
Geodude
10-09-12, 08:06 AM
YOLO?? Say whaaaaat?
Yolo = you only live once or carpe diem for stupid people. I didnt know what it meant so looked it up in the urban dictionary :) HTH
Fallout your brilliant use of words fill me with envy, i wish i was cleverer like you is :cool:
*Crazy Britney fan style rant* Leave spank alone ;)
Note to self. Lay off the sugar this early. :smt081
Spank86
10-09-12, 09:33 AM
Really? Even if you left your compo unlocked in front of me, and I had Jon and Hen egging me on, do you think I could actually be arsed?
Probably not but a lot of it sounded like your choice of wording and my tenants are denying all knowledge.
Wonder if any of the mods can tell me if it came from the same IP address as the post before it?
Fallout
10-09-12, 11:14 AM
Fallout your brilliant use of words fill me with envy, i wish i was cleverer like you is :cool:
haha. You are dude! You made a cupcake with a smile on it that reminded me of Chucky. That is genius beyond any linguistic babbling. :D
Fallout
10-09-12, 11:15 AM
Wonder if any of the mods can tell me if it came from the same IP address as the post before it?
I think on these forums admins see the IP address at the top of each post. Not sure!
Spank86
10-09-12, 11:54 AM
I'm kinda hoping one might pop his head in the thread and tell me, I don't need to know what the IP addresses ARE, just if they're different.
widepants
10-09-12, 12:04 PM
I'm kinda hoping one might pop his head in the thread and tell me, I don't need to know what the IP addresses ARE, just if they're different.
Are you a bit chuffed off though
dizzyblonde
10-09-12, 12:15 PM
Well at least you haven't been DP'd :p:smt017
Spank86
10-09-12, 12:26 PM
Are you a bit chuffed off though
Not really.
It was pretty funny, I just want to know how access has be gained so I can stop it happening to something important.
Fallout
10-09-12, 12:28 PM
Oh, the ORG isn't important, eh???? BAN HIM BAN HIM! :D
Spank86
10-09-12, 12:33 PM
Look at the reactions to the post.
Especially monkeys, and that says it all.
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