View Full Version : Where is my new shed?!
Fallout
11-09-12, 04:11 PM
Can someone please tell me where my feckin new shed is, please? It was supposed to be delivered today. I've been waiting for it all day. The dog is going mental cos he hasn't been walked, I've smoked all my fags, I've eaten all my chocolate digestives, and I've drunk all the tea.
Where the hell is my shed? :smt094
well it's not going to come now so take the dog a walk before it decides that the carpet is grass and while out get yerself more fags, tea and bikkys
Bluepete
11-09-12, 04:20 PM
It must be that sheds get lost and arrive late. My new shed turned up looking sheepish eight hours after it was supposed to be delivered.
Hopefully, you didn't do what I did and junk the old one this morning leaving you to HAVE to put the new one in the rack and rain in order to get your kit inside!
Pete ;)
ClunkintheUK
11-09-12, 04:36 PM
Have you checked the doormat for a "We tried to deliver a shed but you were out." card?
Fallout
11-09-12, 05:43 PM
Yeah, I think there is some sort of shed conspiracy. But anyway, crisis averted. The plebs delivered it to the wrong house, as you would expect. A neighbour finally knocked and ask me if I was expecting a shed. I had to walk a load of shed panels up the street, but at least it seems to be intact. Dog is now walked, but I forgot those fags and bikkys bibio. Bloody sheds!
i thouht it was in your garage . . . . . you know, the one with a dodgy frame and orange wheels ;) :lol:
show us a picture when its up ..theres not much light left :)
Dicky Ticker
11-09-12, 06:14 PM
Yes shed some light on this.
Littlepeahead
11-09-12, 06:49 PM
Shed? You told me you were getting a sex dungeon.
he's got the shed to fill it with his possessions so he can go in there and polish his helmet while admiring it all. this will all be done with a video camera which will have a tracking device fitted in case it decides to go for a walk on it's own.
Fallout
11-09-12, 07:25 PM
It's not getting built tonight. Unfortunately the old man will be involved. The old, ex-military officer, man. :( There is a precise process I have to follow, which as Bibio well knows, is not how I roll! :rolleyes:
I may just knock it up tomorrow morning before he comes round and blame it on roaming workaholic trespassing carpentry elves, which are known to frequent this area.
As for it being used as a sex dungeon, I'm afraid it's not that glamorous. It's just gonna be a dumping ground for all the crap in the garage so I can turn my garage into a proper workshop ..... / sex dungeon. :mrgreen:
Can we expect an instructional shed construction video?
Fallout
11-09-12, 07:48 PM
I would love to for a laugh, but since my dad will be involved, and we don't have the sort of relationship that involves banter, it would be crap.
I would love to for a laugh, but since my dad will be involved, and we don't have the sort of relationship that involves banter, it would be crap.
Nah. hidden camera, cheeky sideways glances to camera etc. could be worthwhile. Get Jammy to come round and throw his bike at it
dizzyblonde
11-09-12, 07:50 PM
I love my shed:D
widepants
11-09-12, 07:52 PM
but you need to ride it more Dizz
Fallout
11-09-12, 07:54 PM
Nah. hidden camera, cheeky sideways glances to camera etc. could be worthwhile.
Hmmm. Could rig one up just on the off chance something funny happens. At least worth it for the potential of You've Been Framed money. Good shout.
I love my shed:D
Your shed takes the pizz though!!! :p
dizzyblonde
11-09-12, 08:01 PM
but you need to ride it more Dizz
Yeah the SV is getting a bit neglected ;)
dizzyblonde
11-09-12, 08:02 PM
Your shed takes the pizz though!!! :p
It's a man shed, waddya expect :lol:
Spank86
11-09-12, 08:32 PM
show us a picture when its up
last time he did that he was prosecuted under the obscenities act.
Shed? You told me you were getting a sex dungeon.
The shed goes on top to hide the entrance.
Fallout
12-09-12, 06:29 AM
The shed goes on top to hide the entrance.
What a splendid idea! You've been watching too many murder/kidnapping films I feel.
Owenski
12-09-12, 12:47 PM
You built this feckin shed yet?
Work shy southern fairy.
Spank86
12-09-12, 12:49 PM
He's waiting for you to come down and build it for him.
Owenski
12-09-12, 12:59 PM
Erm I'm northern rofl... we dont work!
Fallout
12-09-12, 01:38 PM
Old man is coming up this arvo. Then the shed will be constructed. I expect it to be made twice as difficult as if I did it myself, and there will be lots of stress and arguments. If he just accepted I am now the alpha male in the family, we wouldn't have any problems.
Spank86
12-09-12, 01:46 PM
Should have despatched my dad up to you instead. He's long come to accept that his role in DIY projects is to stand and hold the things I tell him to.
Littlepeahead
12-09-12, 02:06 PM
When that's done want to send your dad round mine to install the pussydoor. I was going to do it last weekend but Rob distracted me.
Spank86
12-09-12, 02:15 PM
Unless you just want a moveable clamp to keep things steady thats not a good idea.
He once tried to plane down a door that was rubbing on the carpet and by the end of it it was rubbing on three places and there was quite a large gap under the rest, It looked like he'd cut the bottom off with pinking shears.
Owenski
12-09-12, 02:36 PM
Is that why my angle grinder came back with a timber blade on it?
Fallout
12-09-12, 02:48 PM
I'm confused. I'm not being accused of rubbish wood working am I? This is your dad you're talking about right Ad.
pussydoor
i like the sound of that :smt047
Fallout
12-09-12, 03:05 PM
She's full of inuendo that Clare. I don't rise to it. *boom boom tsshhhh*
missyburd
12-09-12, 03:15 PM
In who's end-o?
Spank86
12-09-12, 03:28 PM
Yeah.
You're comparatively adequate at wood work.
You've certainly embraced the principle of measure 2million times to cut once.
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