View Full Version : Bordtea........
Thunderace
20-09-12, 07:29 PM
What jam hasnt told you is that his observer told him his riding was borderline dangerous :D
Does anyone else feel the ribbing the Jamster gets from Bordtea might be down to us turning Jammy into a rider he can no longer keep up with?:rolleyes:
I could only dust him off on the straight bits through the Pirbright bends last night!;)
Bingo me thinks. Of what Jamster says, Bordtea is similar to your old riding style-fast straights slow corners. It would be good if he comes on a ride out so we can see.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 07:42 PM
Bingo me thinks. Of what Jamster says, Bordtea is similar to your old riding style-fast straights slow corners. It would be good if he comes on a ride out so we can see.
OK don't take the p*ss, remember my fast straights are mighty fast!;)
Also I haven't always ridden like that, it was three years of Autobahns that ruined my riding, I'd forgotten what a real corners and shoddy tarmac were like!
Never said you did ;) Only what you had said before. I don't think i met you prior to Mark converting your riding style to Spanks twin brother.
I don't think i met you prior to Mark converting your riding style to Spanks twin brother.
I did... it was.... an interesting style of riding to say the least. Transformed now though!!
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:00 PM
Spanks twin is a touch much, still cant stay with him in the twities, well I can but the Ace don't like it!
Ok less of this, back to Bordtea!;)
Fallout
20-09-12, 08:51 PM
When did Spank earn this reputation as a biking hero? I bet he is giddy with glee whenever he reads this vile ego massaging.
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:53 PM
You know me too well fallout.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:53 PM
When did Spank earn this reputation as a biking hero? I bet he is giddy with glee whenever he reads this vile ego massaging.
Can't work out if its him or his bike but his is good in the real tight stuff!
Anywhoo back to Bordtea!
The impressive part is that he doesn't end up in a tree/bush/car/bike on the other side of the road turning right
Fallout
20-09-12, 08:59 PM
Ad has always had a good distance between him and his sense of mortality. Ever since we were kids, he always climbed the trees when we knew the branches would snap, and drove his cars such that the suspension would snap, and various other types of snapping. It's amazing he's made it this far. Everyone that knows him would've bet significant proportions of their wealth on Ad being dead within 1 year of buying a bike, but the bookies weren't taking bets because it was too much of a sure thing.
There must be something divine keeping it's eye on him.
Spank86
20-09-12, 09:02 PM
When I finally push it too far and wind up off a cliff could you all pretend at my funeral that you still think I was a legend?
we'll all wear T'shirts of a Triumph 4 on fire as it flies off the cliffs of Dover
Fallout
20-09-12, 09:03 PM
I prepared a speech a decade ago. It's not very flattering. I'll dust it off and make some changes.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:03 PM
When I finally push it too far and wind up off a cliff could you all pretend at my funeral that you still think I was a legend?
If you end up flying off a cliff you feckin will be!!!!!!!;)
Good thing Spank wasn't there at Lands End then!
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:08 PM
Good thing Spank wasn't there at Lands End then!
Genuine lol!:smt081
The aftermath would look like this
http://booksnobbery.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/wreck1.png
Fallout
20-09-12, 09:16 PM
That's really very good Job. I would imagine it'd look exactly like that. :)
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:23 PM
OK back to Bordtea..............
The problem is no one can comment as they haven't seen him ride. In the year i've been on here i've never been on a ride out where he is present. i've been on probably 90% of the ride outs we've done and the only time i've seen him was at Alton the other week!
The problem is no one can comment as they haven't seen him ride. In the year i've been on here i've never been on a ride out where he is present. i've been on probably 90% of the ride outs we've done and the only time i've seen him was at Alton the other week!
You only had eyes for one other ride that evening and it wasn't Bordtea!
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:53 PM
You only had eyes for one other ride that evening and it wasn't Bordtea!
Rumbled!
Rumbled!
But Spank's still rejecting his advances!
I believe that you dropped position in the group to get closer ;) I work with Bob! Now if it was an all in one leather suit . . . . :p
Thunderace
20-09-12, 10:00 PM
I believe that you dropped position in the group to get closer ;) I work with Bob! Now if it was an all in one leather suit . . . . :p
I have an all in one that would fit Spank if it helps!;)
i prefer Bob. You and Spank seem to get on like a house on fire. Chasing each other around the country roads and into the woods :lol:
Spank86
20-09-12, 10:06 PM
If there's a choice between Nathan and bob I'd take bob, sorry Nathan...
...Wait, is there a choice?
Nathan already called shotgun when he last saw you Spank :lol:
Spank86
20-09-12, 10:13 PM
I'm sure he'd be willing to give up his place for a lady, it would be the gentlemanly thing to do.
So if bob should feel the need to call shotgun on me the. We'll work something out. ;)
Bordtea
20-09-12, 11:49 PM
********! You're all just too slow for me that's all ;)
I am getting a Spankish ego massage from this thread. But to a lesser extent. Better than nothing :D
********! You're all just too slow for me that's all ;)
To go fast you need petrol . . . . . . :p
Thunderace
21-09-12, 06:58 PM
********! You're all just too slow for me that's all ;)
OK next time you turn up I'll race you!:rolleyes:
I've just checked back and amazingly Bordtea is at the Genesis of the rebirth of the GM!
Scroll back to end April 2012 and you'll see the rebirth leading up to the first group ride-out 1st May.
You may also find Bordtea talking about broken bikes and various excuses for not coming out.
You can also pretty much work out what day Wayne was sent to prison and stopped posting...
Fallout
21-09-12, 09:35 PM
Wayne has disowned us. He has lots of excuses, but I think he's decided we don't fit with his style of riding, which is slow and old manish and wholey inadequate. And hopefully if I insult his family and call him a nobber, all of that together will be enough to make him want to smash my face in and thus attend a ride out, if only for the duration of one uppercut.
Thunderace
21-09-12, 09:55 PM
Wayne has disowned us. He has lots of excuses, but I think he's decided we don't fit with his style of riding, which is slow and old manish and wholey inadequate. And hopefully if I insult his family and call him a nobber, all of that together will be enough to make him want to smash my face in and thus attend a ride out, if only for the duration of one uppercut.
Wayne is in Gibraltar doing ceremonial duties, when I said he was busy I wasn't joking!:(
Is he now like Ghost Rider, he sold his soul to the devil and now works for him>?
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