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Mark_h
20-09-12, 08:30 PM
No, not a cornering discussion, but a revival of a program that used to be on many years ago. Basically a person turns up, mimes their job and some D-list celebs try to guess what they do for a living.

These days all mimes will be of a person sitting down, typing and occasionally using the phone as in the main very few of us actually have mimeable jobs any more.

So the GM version of "What's my line" is based around what job you think a person is best suited based on what we've learned about each other over the last few months. Who, what job, why...

If it takes off I'll try and edit the decent ones back into this first post.

I'll start:-

Daddyjob
- Vet
- Attention to detail, poshly intelligent and thoroughly likes the idea of being shoulder deep in a cow.
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:33 PM
Jammy and bordtea, mattress testers for bedding company.


Bordtea spends his whole time sleeping and jammy could take care of the more extreme testing by placing one either side of his bike stopping places.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:33 PM
Fallout

- Politician

- Sounds like he knows what he's talking about, but once you get to know him you find he's full of ****!
DJ123
20-09-12, 08:35 PM
Thunderace

-A Cat

-Likes going fast everywhere & enjoys chasing things
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:39 PM
Don't you mean a dog (on hardwood floor)

Cats can corner. :p
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:39 PM
Don't you mean a dog (on hardwood floor)

Cats can corner. :p

Easy Tiger!:-({|=
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:41 PM
Best form of defence is a good offence.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:45 PM
Spank86

- Bobsledder

- Takes all corners at high speed with his skull a few inches from a hard surface!
DJ123
20-09-12, 08:46 PM
Spank86

- Bobsledder

- takes all corners at high speed with his skull a few inches from a hard surface!

fixed for you
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:48 PM
fixed for you

Ta muchly that does read better!;)
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:48 PM
Luge or Skeleton bob?
Thunderace
20-09-12, 08:49 PM
Luge or Skeleton bob?

Which one is head first on a tea tray?
Spank86
20-09-12, 08:51 PM
Can't remember but I wanna try it.
DJ123
20-09-12, 08:52 PM
skeleton i think
Mark_h
20-09-12, 08:55 PM
skeleton i think
I think we had a cute skeleton rider in the last winter Olympics. Amy something? Looked damn good in lycra. She was on topgear/Dave the other day and JC was drooling over her.

Edit <TopGear link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxS-3vO6Gw&noredirect=1)>
Tomor
20-09-12, 08:57 PM
I think we had a cute skeleton rider in the last winter Olympics. Amy something? Looked damn good in lycra. She was on topgear/Dave the other day and JC was drooling over her.

Kelly or shelly or something?? and it is skeleton
DJ123
20-09-12, 08:57 PM
Amy Williams,

http://static.bafta.org/images/700x510/sir-chris-hoy-and-amy-williams-7891.JPG

Victoria Pendleton is nice too;

http://cdn.mos.bikeradar.com/images/news/2009/05/28/1243500928128-etq0g1ye29xg-500-90-500-70.jpg
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:05 PM
Did you have that ready and awaiting posting?
DJ123
20-09-12, 09:06 PM
my google is set to search certain things upon request ;)
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:08 PM
my google is set to search certain things upon request ;)

I shudder to think!;)
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:12 PM
Tomor

- Cabin Crew

- Calm, quiet and polite, apart from when he's riding of course!
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:13 PM
Mark_h

- Teacher

- Those who can do, those who can't teach.
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:14 PM
Winder

- Snail farmer

- He could herd them on his bike, although the speedier ones might outrun him.
Mark_h
20-09-12, 09:15 PM
Mark_h

- Teacher

- Those who can do, those who can't teach.

Harsh ....... but fair
May I refer you to my sig!
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:16 PM
WayneL

- Lord Lucan Impersonator

- Disappeared without a trace but no body was ever found!
DJ123
20-09-12, 09:18 PM
i think Wayne and Bordtea/Jammy have swapped places. Perhaps they only have a time share in existing?
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:18 PM
Harsh ....... but fair
May I refer you to my sig!

Didn't mean it to come across harsh! You are the Yoda in our little bunch of reprobates!;)
Thunderace
20-09-12, 09:20 PM
i think Wayne and Bordtea/Jammy have swapped places. Perhaps they only have a time share in existing?

Could be? Never seen Wayne and Jammy in the same place, also still not seen Fallout and Bordtea together?
DJ123
20-09-12, 09:25 PM
Fallout and Bordtea together

I think that's still a secret, didn't know it was public info yet :lol:
Fallout
21-09-12, 07:45 AM
What you fools faces talking about? The first time we met Bob at station cafe Bordtea was there and me. So stop making up the conspiracies, you tinfoil heads!
Mark_h
21-09-12, 08:46 AM
What you fools faces talking about? The first time we met Bob at station cafe Bordtea was there and me. So stop making up the conspiracies, you tinfoil heads!

Perhaps there was some CGI involved? You know like the Chinese Olympics and the moon-landings.

Think about it the chance of a REAL girl turning up and then going out with us is pretty unlikely given who we are.

I propose we check Bob for cybernetics and pixelation next time. Allegedly if you check some Japanese websites you can see where pixelation can often be found.
Winder
21-09-12, 04:40 PM
Bordtea - Tap dancer

The speed at which his left foot moves up and down while trying to find neutral is astonishing.
Jammy
21-09-12, 07:25 PM
^

hahahahahaha
Fallout
21-09-12, 07:32 PM
Ahhh. That move is immortalised on my YouTube channel too. :)
Thunderace
21-09-12, 07:39 PM
The Idle Biker

- Islamic fundamentalist leader

- Seldom seen and hard to catch