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metalmonkey
23-09-12, 08:41 PM
Random sunday evening thought, what would want to buried with?
I think it would have to be my motorbike with fuel, tools, my kit, my mp3 player loaded with some music of music of my choice-manily rock, my shades, a change of clothes, a 12 gauage pump action (in case of zombies) a slab of red stripe and some :smt033 springs to mind I mean what else would you need to start over if you woke up?
widepants
23-09-12, 08:44 PM
Random sunday evening thought, what would want to buried with?
I mean what else would you need to start over if you woke up?
A bloody mobile
yorkie_chris
23-09-12, 08:47 PM
A shovel?
metalmonkey
23-09-12, 08:49 PM
A bloody mobile
By that point mobile phones will be off no use, everything is moving towards a global wi-fi system the tech is already there just not in place. Besides who you ya gonna call?
I think this could be a possiably future;
Interplanetary Internet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interplanetary_Internet
metalmonkey
23-09-12, 08:52 PM
QUOTE=yorkie_chris;2776137]A shovel?[/QUOTE]
It would be at ground level, also tools would cover any escape requirements.
widepants
23-09-12, 09:01 PM
you never gave a time scale . If it was the future as you now say , then a bike would be useless if all the oil had been used . Knowing my luck I'd get cremated
By that point mobile phones will be off no use, everything is moving towards a global wi-fi system the tech is already there just not in place.
Besides who you ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
BanannaMan
24-09-12, 01:32 AM
Random sunday evening thought, what would want to buried with?
I think it would have to be my motorbike with fuel, tools, my kit, my mp3 player loaded with some music of music of my choice-manily rock, my shades, a change of clothes, a 12 gauage pump action (in case of zombies) a slab of red stripe and some :smt033 springs to mind I mean what else would you need to start over if you woke up?
In case of zombies?
If you are dead and buried and then wake up and start over at some point in the future, the zombie would be you mate!
Spank86
24-09-12, 09:58 AM
I think this could be a possiably future;
Interplanetary Internet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interplanetary_Internet
That page would be greatly I proved by the addition of a section on quantum entanglement.
Potentially Interplanetary comms with no delay.
davepreston
24-09-12, 10:18 AM
the wife
if im going down the b1tch is coming with me
A can of petrol so when I'm cremmated I'll go with a bang lol.
pie_master
24-09-12, 08:02 PM
Megan Fox.
I win.
widepants
24-09-12, 08:30 PM
unless you end up top and toeing , with a face full of stinky feet
Fruity-ya-ya
24-09-12, 08:42 PM
I came into the world wearing nothing more than a smile so i guess i'd be happy leaving with the same. Thing is I plan on living to a ripe old age so maybe i can avoid making the entire funeral congregation physically sick and at least ask i be dressed in a smart suit.
I might ask the Mrs to put a bourbon biscuit in the box with me as they burn my remains but surely that would just be a waste of a perfectly good biscuit ;)
Spank86
24-09-12, 09:01 PM
Fruity, you probably came in red faced and screaming.
I don't want to buried for two reasons.
Firstly; I think our planet has enough 'dead' space taken up by graveyards.
Secondly; If I were to be murdered, I don't want anyone exhuming my body in order to gain a conviction. I think it'll be a surreal twist of fate to actually let my killer walk free and never be proven guilty, after all... I probably deserved what they did.
We had some sad news tonight at a union branch meeting regarding a brother who had passed away. We shared in a minutes silence, which was then finished with the words, "he's given his body to medical research". Chief!
phil24_7
25-09-12, 07:18 AM
Nothing...burn me and throw me to the wind. I don't believe in life after, so what would I want "stuff" for?
ClunkintheUK
25-09-12, 10:44 AM
A shovel, or the skills of Uma Therman in Kill Bill to get back out again.
If I am dead, then probably veterinary science would be best, not sure medical science would have me.
squirrel_hunter
25-09-12, 12:35 PM
When I go I wish to donate my body to Science Fiction.
metalmonkey
26-09-12, 05:38 PM
haha awesome replies, thats was the point just a laugh. The idea came about as I was working on a show about Epyptians and what they get buried with!
yorkie_chris
26-09-12, 07:31 PM
I would say a large supply of curries and bitter... but the idea of being locked in a small space after that... the depths of hell would seem like a holiday...
Specialone
26-09-12, 07:42 PM
Oxygen supply?
sv_rory
26-09-12, 08:57 PM
I would be buried with my paint guns!
ClunkintheUK
27-09-12, 07:53 AM
I would be buried with my paint guns!
At least you'll go out high on the fumes.
Joe Marcon
28-09-12, 02:17 AM
I would want a big mac
shonadoll
28-09-12, 04:18 PM
The evidence i used to kill my nemesis.
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