Girls?

[Littlepeahead]

I notice that the GM header says 'For the Guildford Guys and Girls' but it appears you have no females. Why is this? And do you therefore have to take it in turns to wear a dress to social events that you organise?

[Spank86]

Isn't it obvious?

We have lots of females, we simply dont allow them to talk on the forum.

Theres only so much discussion of knitting and kittens one forum can take.

[Fallout]

Well, first off, you're wrong. We have BOB! And secondly, if you want the complex answer, it's because society sees fit to sculpt women into boring stereotypes obsessed with pink, make-up, hand bags and shoes, and discourages them from taking on interesting hobbies such as shooting, pole vaulting and of course motorcycle riding. As a direct result of this social condition, brought about by sheep-like parents, there is a significantly smaller pool of women to join the GM, even when you take into account that SVs are good girl bikes. And therefore Spank is responsible for wearing all dresses at social engagements.

[Spank86]

I told you, it's not a dress it's a sarong, and its okay because david beckham wore one!

[Littlepeahead]

Spank, I have a vast selection of frocks so if ever you wish to borrow a few then you only have to ask. Handbags and shoes also available as long as you are a size 3 and all can be supplied with coordinating lipstick and nail polish.

There Fallout - do I now successfully fit your stereotype?

[Fallout]

Why does it have suspender connectors hanging down from it then?

LPH - No.

[Spank86]

They're upside down braces! My shoulders were getting chafed.

I'm sure you're only seeing what you want to see sometimes fallout.

[Littlepeahead]

LPH - No.

Now you are just being mean Fallout because you know I can't knit.

And instead of dolls I used to have a tool kit, toy JCB, train set and Scalextric when I was a little girl. And I looked like this.

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=983&pictureid=6463

[dirtydog]

We do have at least one girl, not very active on the forum anymore. I know this because I live with her!

[Fallout]

To be fair, there is also Gav's mrs. What's he name again? Mrs gav I think. Widegirl. :-P

I'm never mean Clare. One day you'll realise everything I say is, at worst, 'cruel to be kind'. :)

[Paul the 6th]

I need to get me some of this mr. men avatar action!

[Spank86]

What about jammys mum?

I heard a rumour he took her pillion once.

[Paul the 6th]

did he give it back?

[Spank86]

I'll ask.

[Spank86]

I need to get me some of this mr. men avatar action!

Well look who's
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090707091145/mrmen/images/b/b3/Mr._Nosey.jpg

[widepants]

I need to get me some of this mr. men avatar action!
I just googled "Mr thick" not what I wanted

[-Ralph-]

oWK-zvQIl9s

[DJ123]

Mr Slow is already taken Paul ;)

[Mark_h]

Well, first off, you're wrong. We have BOB!
Point of order. Bob is not on the forum and currently fulfills the role of GM groupie.

[Spank86]

Clarification,

Bob provides exactly the services women should.

She looks pretty and she doesn't clutter the place up with inane conversation when we've got the serious business of government to run.

[Mark_h]

Note to girls. The following is still available .....

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/V02_LtGdMT4/mqdefault.jpg

http://missdaredevil.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/little-miss-daredevil-the-mr-men-show-5357667-1024-768.jpg

[dizzyblonde]

The Mr Men show.....

Watch it every morning, kids are a great excuse.

Little miss daredevil, I'm afraid she's too clean in her white suit

[Messie]

Poor old Mr Messy

;)

[Wideboy]

To be fair, there is also Gav's mrs. What's he name again? Mrs gav I think. Widegirl. :-P

I'm never mean Clare. One day you'll realise everything I say is, at worst, 'cruel to be kind'. :)

Her name is wench!

Is bob the bird that job brought to loomies that time?

[Spank86]

Yup, she has her own bike now and everything.

[Wideboy]

is he still sniffing?

[Spank86]

Think so, he might have lost out to mark though.

[minimorecambe]

Im here sometimes :)
And yes Wench will do :)

[DJ123]

is he still sniffing?
I don't do drugs, well except 'crack' :smt040
Think so, he might have lost out to mark though.

He wishes, i was informed that it is now classed as 'The Great disappointment of 2012' :takeabow:

[Spank86]

Well if she's looking for a great disappointment in 2013 let her know I'm available.

[Mark_h]

I don't do drugs, well except 'crack' :smt040


He wishes, i was informed that it is now classed as 'The Great disappointment of 2012' :takeabow:

I thought I asked you not to let on that she was a disappointment.

GMCA
Daddyjob -1 Credit for betrayal of confidence

[Jammy]

I need to find out the name of this girl who rides past me almost every week on a CBR125... L plates indicate she may be of unspoilt stock :makelurve:

[DJ123]

I thought I asked you not to let on that she was a disappointment.

GMCA
Daddyjob -1 Credit for betrayal of confidence

I am only repepating what was told. I have reframed from releasing the video, for now

[Spank86]

I need to find out the name of this girl who rides past me almost every week on a CBR125... L plates indicate she may be of unspoilt stock :makelurve:

That's V plates, not L.

[Jammy]

if only

[andrewsmith]

oWK-zvQIl9s

Dammit

Beaten to it

[Wideboy]

I need to find out the name of this girl who rides past me almost every week on a CBR125... L plates indicate she may be of unspoilt stock :makelurve:
rofl

[Thunderace]

I am only repepating what was told. I have reframed from releasing the video, for now

Were you drunk when you posted?:rolleyes:

[Mark_h]

Were you drunk when you posted?:rolleyes:
Typing left-handed. His other hand is dealing with rejection.

[Thunderace]

Typing left-handed. His other hand is dealing with rejection.

Got to stop viewing the forum whilst consuming beverages, desk and lap drenched with tea! Comedy gold right there!:smt040