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Mark_h
24-09-12, 03:48 PM
Cabinet members. I hereby raise the question of the sustainability of AndrewSmith in the Empire. Constant off-message postings, challenging the authority of the Cabinet and even Avatar abuse. I feel it time for trial by Cabinet.

Exile process.
Outline case for the defense and prosecution is put forward.
The relative merits are discussed by the Cabinet.
If the defendant interrupts due process then he or she is immediately found guilty.
If the defendant attempts to interrupt this thread or posts more subversive content in other threads he or she is immediately found guilty.

Case for the defense:-
The Empire is such an amazing place it's only fair for others to want to be a part of it. However being of Northern extraction (assumed) he is unclear on how to sustain a pleasant, constructive conversation with southerners. He will try very hard to be pleasant and constructive should he be found non-guilty.

Case for the Prosecution:-
He's done nothing but chip away at the Empire and post inappropriate "Chuck" quotes. He's clearly a lost cause and being Exiled is too good for him. And his current Avatar looks like Stuart who really messed about a girl I used to work with which she didn't deserve!


Cabinet please air your views.

Unfortunately for AndrewSmith the old Judge is off on "special leave" after calling the carpark attendant a pleb.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y292/Deadly_DNA_Girl/mrjudge.jpg?t=1196979158

His replacement is on his way.


http://2000ad.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/mrdredd.jpg

Note:- The above Avatar is hereby declared restricted and only to be used in formal hearings such as this....Actually scratch that. I'm having it!
The Idle Biker
24-09-12, 04:09 PM
No exile, just shoot him Judge. Blast away!
Thunderace
24-09-12, 07:12 PM
A constant annoyance, striving to derail any thread possible, worst of all the failure (after countless explanations) to comprehend the machinations of the New Model Britain.

This nefarious character needs to be lanced like the troublesome boil that he is!
orose
24-09-12, 07:49 PM
As a northern resident, I'd like to say this - you can have him, as long as you keep him down there with you (preferably somewhere isolated - bottom of a lake, if you've got any that'll last the week out)
widepants
24-09-12, 07:55 PM
but he punches well above his weight with the wenchies
Runako
24-09-12, 08:41 PM
As a fellow non-GM resident, I would like to vote on behalf of Andrewsmith. Another case for his defence is that you need a subversive in every Government. Some would say Andrewsmith is a of the common folk and thus relates to a section of the public. Look at Two Jags ...er, John Prescott for instance!

In order for the Empire to be truly representative, I believe you need a character (only one mind you) like Andrewsmith.

Kind regards,

ME MW Guildford.
Thunderace
24-09-12, 09:08 PM
As a fellow non-GM resident, I would like to vote on behalf of Andrewsmith. Another case for his defence is that you need a subversive in every Government. Some would say Andrewsmith is a of the common folk and thus relates to a section of the public. Look at Two Jags ...er, John Prescott for instance!

In order for the Empire to be truly representative, I believe you need a character (only one mind you) like Andrewsmith.

Kind regards,

ME MW Guildford.

Alas Mr Smith has missed the boat on that one, Wideboy is the voice of Joe public!
Wideboy
25-09-12, 01:56 PM
Alas Mr Smith has missed the boat on that one, Wideboy is the voice of Joe public!

Yah Damn right..... and I read the sun!!!!!


Boobies and down with benefits cheats!!!!!...... I nave no idea whats going on
andrewsmith
27-09-12, 06:09 AM
http://noshades.lutzkicksass.com/images/infidel1.jpg
Sir Trev
27-09-12, 06:45 AM
Yah Damn right..... and I read the sun!!!!!


Boobies and down with benefits cheats!!!!!...... I nave no idea whats going on

What was that whizzing straight down past my ear? Ah it's Wideboy's self respect after admitting reading that rubbish that pretends to be a newspaper.
Thunderace
27-09-12, 11:53 AM
http://noshades.lutzkicksass.com/images/infidel1.jpg

I don't think he read the OP, if he did he didn't understand it!:rolleyes:
widepants
27-09-12, 12:28 PM
As minister for the uneducated , I believe that mr Smith is one of mine "orff with his head"
minimorecambe
27-09-12, 02:49 PM
What was that whizzing straight down past my ear? Ah it's Wideboy's self respect after admitting reading that rubbish that pretends to be a newspaper.

He just looks at the pictures, he can't read
andrewsmith
27-09-12, 03:18 PM
He just looks at the pictures, he can't read

:lol:
widepants
27-09-12, 03:29 PM
well its cheaper than buying the Beano/Dandy (or have they gone the way of the Dodo)
andrewsmith
27-09-12, 04:31 PM
well its cheaper than buying the Beano/Dandy (or have they gone the way of the Dodo)

They're not 22p anymore thats for sure
Spank86
27-09-12, 04:33 PM
I know the dandy has gone electronic only.


I miss the eagle... And tiger.

Now those were proper comics.
Thunderace
27-09-12, 05:00 PM
:lol:

They're not 22p anymore thats for sure

He still can't understand the OP!:rolleyes:
andrewsmith
27-09-12, 05:35 PM
He still can't understand the OP!:rolleyes:

I do and I choose to ignore it :smt040

As I am Chuck Norris
Thunderace
27-09-12, 08:46 PM
I do and I choose to ignore it :smt040

As I am Chuck Norris

Someone fetch a wheelchair for the decrepid ginger pensioner!:smt019