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i have decided that motorcycling is dangerous so i have to get rid of my bike. i never really enjoyed it to be honest and i only done it to meet new friends.
as you can see from the photo below its a well negelcted and completely standard sv650, nothing works properly and is a complete rust bucket.
http://i47.tinypic.com/ip1pqw.jpg
so how much would i expect to get for it as i'm desperate on cash.
A Kinder egg, Haribo and £5.73
that sounds tempting but i need £10,000 to get the money i have spent pursuing the hobby, this includes petrol, bad servicing, all the times i have had to call the breakdown recovery and of course the price of the bike. i want every single penny i have spent on it back.
Looks decidedly dodgy to me. The pillion pegs have fallen off and looks like some idiots put the forks on upside down!
I'll swap it for a pressure washer which has a bit of a leak since it froze in the garage a few years ago. Can you deliver?
so that's why it wont go round corners very well, stupid mechanic. i thaught pillions were there to push the bike.
hhhmmm a leaky jetwash, sounds interesting.
littleoldman2
28-09-12, 05:54 PM
Nice pad Bibs no wonder you need the cash, must cost a fortune to heat.
yup owning a castle has it's drawbacks and this is why i'm desperate on cash.
I think you're trying to sell at the wrong time of year, most of the potential buyers are busy rehearsing panto....
Snow white & the seven dwarfs?
yes i have a major part to play this year. after parties are a bonus though.
yup owning a castle has it's drawbacks and this is why i'm desperate on cash.
What you need is a low pressure jetwash. Saves a lot of time and money when it comes to cleaning drawbridges. And as it leaks it'll keep the moat topped up too. Seems I may need you to give me some cash as well as the bike to sweaten the deal as this is going to be so beneficial to your overall quality of life.
Oh and if you ride the bike down here for me I can give you a lift to the station and a free carrier bag for the accessories for the jetwash.
yes my moat keep filling then draining for some reason. the water also tastes weird. sometimes i even see mermaids when i'm out my noggin on haggis poo.
I'll swap you a half full pack of tictacs with mainly the green ones left, a ball of string so you will never need entertaining again, a piece of chewing gum on a paving stone (obviously not including the paving stone) and that's my final offer.
that sounds like a usual saturday night's entertainment up here that is till we go down the sheep post. BTW sheep love the green tictacs.
Geodude
28-09-12, 06:14 PM
Who are you and what have you done with Bibio? He would never part with his bike.
i have to as snow white and the other 6 dwarfs have arrived and they are all wanting to get wasted. that current fairy has some serious coke habit that i have to feed when he arrives. the witch is due soon so she might bring some skinz and magic green tea which would ease the load a bit.
Geodude
28-09-12, 06:24 PM
Hmmm he will find you you hacker and when he does oh-oh ;)
i have to as snow white and the other 6 dwarfs have arrived and they are all wanting to get wasted. that current fairy has some serious coke habit that i have to feed when he arrives. the witch is due soon so she might bring some skinz and magic green tea which would ease the load a bit.
I suspect you've got a head start. Is everyone invited?
Geodude
28-09-12, 06:33 PM
I suspect you've got a head start. Is everyone invited?
Haha Hol that made me laugh :smt023
yup but you have to be in costume. don't know if The Prince is turning up as last year as he tried to get off with grumpy who threw a wobbly so you could always take his place.
well party is off to the usual flying start. Snow White is lying on the pool table out her noggin, Bashful is trying to stick balls up her doodah, Dopey is well doing his usual and hogging all the joints, Sleepy has taken a doze of rohypnol again, gawd knows where Doc and the other little burgers are but i just hope they aren't outside pizzing from the tower as Sneezy fell off last year and got a golden shower.
maviczap
28-09-12, 07:21 PM
Well its not Dave Preston, the spelling & grammer is too good :p
andrewsmith
28-09-12, 07:49 PM
Well its not Dave Preston, the spelling & grammer is too good :p
Must be Soulkiss
Jayneflakes
28-09-12, 10:08 PM
You can't sell that, it is gorgeous! If I had one like that I would sell the wife before I sold that castle. Mind you, I would sell the bike, it looks like a right duffer, covered in badly made parts and Chinese bling from E-Bay! :smt119
Ps, I is lying, I would never sell the wife, she is lush and I cannot begin to describe the things she does! :smt023
Ps, I is lying, I would never sell the wife, she is lush and I cannot begin to describe the things she does! :smt023
JF a picture paints a thousand words ;)
Bib, I'm ready for the party, took forever to tie my shoes to my knees
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