Org Clubhouse, what would you want?

[Brettus]

rather than derail BP's thread on his lamp and the man shed idea that got me thinking of an ORG clubhouse, obviously hypothetical, a Monday musing if you will....
What would you want in it?

My initial daydream was something along the lines of:

For a small founding fee you get a plaque on the construction and a plush hunting lodge armchair. Reasonable membership rates thereafter for the normal seats, Coin operated pool table, vending machines and a good sized workshop for tutorials or club beer token exchange scheme (for convenient redemption at the bar not 10 feet away)

[Spank86]

Instead of a deers head I think the front of an SV mounted on a plaque over he fireplace.

[carelesschucca]

http://beerbuiltwinecreated.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beer-girl_9692.jpg

[Brettus]

http://beerbuiltwinecreated.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/beer-girl_9692.jpg

a picture paints a thousand words..... or just a few in a very large font!

[NTECUK]

60" flat screen streaming moto GP WSB& BSB

[dizzyblonde]

One with bigger doors, this lot got stuck in the last clubhouse!!

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/195900_1023267458272_9189_n.jpg

[Sir Trev]

How about an attached garage for tinkering/tutorials. If it has a viewing window from the bar area we can giggle at appropriate times. Oh and a (one way) intercom so we can offer advice from our armchairs, just like we normally do!

[xXBADGERXx]

No Bikers

[widepants]

One with bigger doors, this lot got stuck in the last clubhouse!!

http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/195900_1023267458272_9189_n.jpg

the usual suspects

[widepants]

I would like a chair in the corner where we can go and think about and "chat" to fallen buddies and have a virtual pint

[Supervox]

A 'Naughty Step' & a blackboard (for lines) where people could be sent to serve out their 'punishments' !! :-)

The largest screen possible along with cinema style seats for watching MotoGP/WSB/BSB/TT etc

[Nobbylad]

Pole dancers... and lots of 'em

:D

[littleoldman2]

A wheelbarrow so some kind soul can take me home.

[Shawthing]

Library with back catalogue of Performance bikes/Ride/etc mags.
Secure Parking.
Locker room for when you swap your bike gear for the smoking jacket, pipe and slippers.

[andrewsmith]

A stash to good brandy that davepreston can get to and ASDA's finest on bar ;)

[widepants]

GOt it...how about a room for the Org experts to show us how to home brew

[Shawthing]

Pole dancers... and lots of 'em

:D

Here you go:
http://aroundthesunblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/polish_dancers2.jpg

[widepants]

how about "Bear Baiting"?

[andrewsmith]

Like your liver WP?

[xXBADGERXx]

Like your liver WP?
I can soon change that

[widepants]

???

[xXBADGERXx]

You asked for a room with the Org brewers in it , you were than asked if you liked your Liver ............ Comprendez ?

[widepants]

I was too chicken to say badger baiting

[andrewsmith]

I can soon change that

I know that! Roll on a couple months time :smt029

[xXBADGERXx]

I was too chicken to say badger baiting

I can give you a wedgie that only Satan can dream about

[widepants]

I sneer in the face of satan....its his other bloody half that scares the bejesus out of me .
Anyway...back on topic...a small stool for the shorter members

[andrewsmith]

I can give you a wedgie that only Satan can dream about

Got a winch? ;)


how about a recess in the floor so we can eyeball DP

[widepants]

u fed up at looking at his balls

[xXBADGERXx]

Lmfao

[andrewsmith]

u fed up at looking at his balls

I'm about stomach level

[mattSV]

Log burner and a hot tub please

[widepants]

oh dear god no....org sweaty bits floating about

[andrewsmith]

go to the toilet before you dive in WP

[ClunkintheUK]

Instead of a deers head I think the front of an SV mounted on a plaque over he fireplace.

Nah, we don't hunt our own. Front end of a Lambo.

[Bibio]

a small stool for the shorter members

what a good idea. if i catch any of you lot resting a pint on my head though your in troubbbble.

[Spank86]

Nah, we don't hunt our own. Front end of a Lambo.

That can be joe marcon's job.

[ClunkintheUK]

There is a Lambo farm not far from me. I just have this picture of a biker (haven;t met Joe in real life) in dayglow orange leathers creeping up on it like on one of the american game parks, wielding an angle grinder.

[dizzyblonde]

Nah, we don't hunt our own. Front end of a Lambo.

I'm afraid those a liiittle more daring actually carve them in half with an SV ;)

[andrewsmith]

what a good idea. if i catch any of you lot resting a pint on my head though your in troubbbble.

Okay dram of whiskey?

[Lozzo]

Cocaine and hookers... just like at ARs.

[-Ralph-]

Diplomatic immunity, a hand gun, and a shovel.

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