North North West Guildford Review

[Fallout]

Fellow Guildford cabinet members, I have returned from my tour of duty to spread our superior and awe inspiring ways to the new NNW Guildford (Mid/North Wales). Here follows a brief summary of events ...

1. Left at 11am ish Friday to meet Minister of Cakes and Chris "Fugly" on the M40. They're heading up in a van as Fugly has no bike license due to being Robocop and Clare still wanted to take her bike. Oh, the Chris thing: take Guy Pears's memory issue in Momento and add futuristic coronary bionic implants, and you have Chris. Met them, loaded my bike onto the van, then took on the driving to Dolgellau, as obviously allowing a woman to drive on Welsh roads would be plain lunacy.

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2. Arrived at mansion rented house in the evening. Off loaded bikes. Starting drinking cider, then got an SOS call from Hong (ultimate SV rider - seriously A LUNATIC) who'd broken down somewhere in England. Back in van and off to the rescue. Returned with a tatty blue SV in van, continued drinking cider and the Minister for Cakes fixed us dinner. I knew we brought her for some reason.

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3. First days riding started with the hilarity of bump starting Hong's bike, and his down right illegal exhaust waking everyone up for miles around. It had rained overnight but was sunny. Then the ride began. It was a completely new experience. Never have I ridden in such a challenging environment. At several points I was going down a very steep mountain, rapidly approaching an off camber hair pin bend with no external barriers and a certain death cliff on the outside, with mountain run off water creating a skid pan right at the apex. Proper pantpooing territory, but FUDGE ME it was epic! Videos to follow.

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4. Returned home and knocked together a Rogan Josh with the Minister of Cakes, drank more cider, played and lost at scrabble. Found out the house was infested with spiders as big as dinner plates. Smoked lots of fags.

5. Day 2 saw Paul the 6th and Rob head home and Clare hang back to keep Fugly entertained. Hong adorned Clare's sequin bikini from AR12, for reasons nobody really knows, and subsequently wear it for the entire day over his leathers. So Christopher, Hong and El Presidino set off for more epic road in the unexpectedly awesome weather.

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I've never ridden so fast in my life, nor followed an SV ridden so hard. Wales is an SV paradise, where the extra power of the gixxer is hard to utilise with the lack of straights and constantly flowing low speed bends. With Hong leaning the bike over into head down territory, the SV was just as quick as both gixxers.

The best part is that there really were no moments. Hong did one or two dubious overtakes. I had to bottle one overtake, and I ran wide on one corner which incidentally was the furthest I've ever had the bike leant over. But apart from that, it was smooth successful lunacy. Minster of Cakes and Fugly also joined us for a picnic half way round and an ice cream later, while Hong's bikini was admired by all. Vids to follow.

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6. Returned back to the mansion for a Minister of Cakes made spag bol, alcohol and screen of Momento for Fugly's benefit!

7. Got up to the third fried brekkie of the weekend then loaded up the van and blasted off home with broken rear light relays and therefore non working brake lights.

Summary: Perfect SV territory. Throwable corners all day, with very few power sections. Power wheelies, two wheeled air, and ejector seat action aplenty. Terrifying and beautiful, but we were extremely lucky to get good weather. Very little traffic, so constantly utilising the whole road. Definitely the best roads I've ever ridden. Far superior to the last ride in Yorkshire (although the partay atmosphere at home was way better at your place Paul ;) )

One thing I would say is the roads are definitely only suitable for experienced riders or those that know their limits and ride within them, because there is no room for error! A few times I had to accept Christopher (who's a very rapid rider) was riding beyond my ability and let him go. If I'd tried to keep up, I would've died. End of!

[Runako]

Minister for North West Guildford is slightly saddened not to have been invited on this ride but can confirm we prepared the roads and weather in readiness for your visit. Looking forward to the vids!

[Fallout]

I don't do the organising mate. I just turn up and follow someone and try to keep up with them. I also drink alcohol, eat, and smoke fags. That's about it. However, there is already speculation about a NW Guildford meet, so I think perhaps bringing the whole party there and you showing us those roads would be a good plan!

[Mark_h]

Minister for North West Guildford is slightly saddened not to have been invited on this ride but can confirm we prepared the roads and weather in readiness for your visit. Looking forward to the vids!

GMCA
Fallout -1 for not inviting MNWG to NWG ride-out
Runako -2 for not inviting himself along during one of the many posts from el-presidento on the subject
LPH +2 for what sounds like a good sustainable approach to catering both food and "join you later boys"

SPAM
LPH -5 if still promoting rebellion after a presidential visit.

[Littlepeahead]

Edited for you Simon:

Fellow Guildford cabinet members, I have returned from my tour of duty to spread our superior and awe inspiring ways to the new NNW Guildford (Mid/North Wales). Here follows a brief summary of events ...

1. Left at 11am ish Friday to meet Minister of Cakes and Chris "Fugly" on the M40. They're heading up in a van as as obviously allowing a woman to drive on Welsh roads is an excellent idea, especially with no brake lights and she'd already trashed the traction control by the time she got onto the M25. Van was filled with many useful items such as 5 bras, 10 pairs of knickers, Scrabble, a chocolate cake, a dairy free lemon cake and a banana loaf, plus many rashers of bacon and sausages. Unfortunately she forgot to bring any salad so I had to go out and buy some.

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2. Arrived at mansion rented house in the evening. Off loaded bikes. Starting drinking cider, then got an SOS call from Hong. Back in van and off to the rescue. Minister for Cakes drove us as it was dark and those roads are quite tricky for a man to negotiate, she is such a good driver and I am hopeless, especially after 3 sips of cider which leaves me very tiddly.

3. First days riding started with the hilarity of bump starting Hong's bike. I'm a bit chubby so it was easier for me to do it. Never have I ridden in such a challenging environment, there were traffic lights and roundabouts and everything, I get so confused. So I decided the best thing to do was to ride as though I was on a child's tricycle and was carrying a ming vase on my head and to not go over 25mph at any point. Minister for Cakes kindly agreed to look after me and I tried not to let on how scared I was. In the end she decided it would be safest if I just pretended to ride a bike instead.

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4. Returned home and knocked together a Rogan Josh with the Minister of Cakes, I gallantly chopped the onions so her mascara didn't run. Found out the house was infested with spiders as big as dinner plates so the boys all hid in a toilet while Minister for Cakes disposed of spiders in a humane way and we all nearly pooed our pants in fear. Smoked lots of fags.

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5. Day 2 saw Paul the 6th and Rob head home and Clare hang back to keep Fugly entertained by letting him wear her lingerie on his face and play with the Scrabble tiles.

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Hong adorned Clare's sequin bikini from AR12, because it was the closest he was ever going to get to her breasts. Christopher, Hong and El Presidino pootled along some roads at a sensible speed while Minister for cakes made a picnic and bought me more salad. Minister for cakes then tore round country roads in the transit trying to break the land speed record while Fugly quietly whimpered in the footwell on the passenger side.

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I've never ridden so slow in my life, and now realise that a lowered BMW F650GS is by far the best bike for all riding conditions, especially with a top box full of Gummy Bears.

The best part is that the Minister for Cakes overtook me in the transit on a dual carriageway but I managed not to cry.

6. Returned back to the mansion for a Minister of Cakes made spag bol which required quite a bit of jiggly bosom action and a food processor which Hong enjoyed (but I gave it a miss), alcohol and screen of Momento for Fugly's benefit! I got a lovely foot massage and must now buy myself some Elemis Foot Cream as it has such a nice scent and my feet are so soft now.

7. Got up to the third fried brekkie at which I proved that I'm rubbish at correctly frying an egg and I should just let the Minister For Cakes tell me what to do so I never make any mistakes.


Summary: Minister for Cakes is an awsome driver and maker of spag bol and I plan to promote her immediately.

[Mark_h]

GMCA
LPH +3 for most excellent post and JBA. Please note however the size of El Presidento's man-hood (or should that be hamster-hood) is a state secret so make sure you deny any knowledge of the awful truth if questioned. Henceforth Jiggly Bosom Action (JBA) is to be commended, rewarded and encouraged throughout the empire.

I do like the fact that El-presidento is cocking his little finger while demonstrating how to go around a corner on an invisible bike clearly demonstrating his upper-class status. Not sure why the other two are doing the Morcombe and Wise dance though maybe it was the rendition of "Bring me sunshine" that brought the unseasonably dry NNWG weather.

All very sustainable. I expect a sensible ROCA to follow.

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[Fallout]

That was my favourite of the two scrabble boards LPH made for me. The second would only embarrass her!

[missyburd]

Sorry to stray into yet another thread outside of my region (very nice writeups btw :-P ) but...


...FALLOUT. With all that stupidity surrounding you in the form of to Chris' and a Pt6...closely followed by a Hong...WHERE ARE THE STARJUMPS? Hmmm?

I look forward to hearing your response.

Yours disappointingly,
Yorkshire Invader.

[Thunderace]

Runako -2 for not inviting himself along during one of the many posts from el-presidento on the subject

Which posts were these then, as I remember it, we had to drag the info out of him after hearing/seeing him say and type half hidden hints about this trip, almost as if it was organised with a deliberate attempt to hide it from the GM.

But at least he had a nice time!

[Fallout]

...FALLOUT. With all that stupidity surrounding you in the form of to Chris' and a Pt6...closely followed by a Hong...WHERE ARE THE STARJUMPS? Hmmm?

Well I got the impression you didn't give a monkey's so I haven't bothered! There's quite a lot of effort involved in star jumping. Jumping for one. Really there needs to be more hype surrounding it. Something along the lines of "OH IF YOU STAR JUMP IT WILL MAKE MY DAY!!"

Which posts were these then, as I remember it, we had to drag the info out of him after hearing/seeing him say and type half hidden hints about this trip, almost as if it was organised with a deliberate attempt to hide it from the GM.

But at least he had a nice time!

If I'm not organising something and the accommodation isn't flexible (like a camp site) there aint much I can do about inviting the GM! When LPH got her knickers in a twist and threatened to pull out, I was going to suggest filling the gaps with GMers, but then she took her pills and decided to come again.

Though rest assured, a thunderace on those roads would've been like riding a cruise missile through a maze. :p

[missyburd]

Well I got the impression you didn't give a monkey's so I haven't bothered! There's quite a lot of effort involved in star jumping. Jumping for one. Really there needs to be more hype surrounding it. Something along the lines of "OH IF YOU STAR JUMP IT WILL MAKE MY DAY!!"

Pah, you don't get praise til you make the effort lad, my compliments are not so easily won as that! Just cos I forgot to reply to your message you tart :smt082

You pwomised #sniff# #skulkysulk#

[DJ123]

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Though rest assured, a thunderace on those roads would've been like riding a cruise missile through a maze. :p[/QUOTE]


Bodmin ;) that was a maze of B roads and the old man and girl did well :lol:

[Mark_h]

NW Guildford is in a whole other league of nadgeryness than SW Guildford! Very few instances of streams crossing roads with rock on one side and sheer drop on other with random sheep in SWG. SWG has stone walls and caravans but relatively tame. Luckily NWG typically print ARAF in big letters just before the tricky stuff to remind you to go "Ah Righthander.... Ahhhhh Feck!!!" at appropriate points.

[Fallout]

NW Guildford is in a whole other league of nadgeryness than SW Guildford! Very few instances of streams crossing roads with rock on one side and sheer drop on other with random sheep in SWG. SWG has stone walls and caravans but relatively tame. Luckily NWG typically print ARAF in big letters just before the tricky stuff to remind you to go "Ah Righthander.... Ahhhhh Feck!!!" at appropriate points.

This! I thought the twisty dales of Yorkshire were epic until I went to NNW Guildford. The SV is in it's element there. Tippable bikes all the way. SV boys would love it. There are plenty of roads the ThunderAce would chew up but when you climb into the mountains on single track roads made entirely of 90 hair pins its pant filling and the lighter bikes are king.

I'm thinking about doing a cropped version of the vid to give the full effect. The 170 degree view doesn't do the corners justice.

[Fallout]

You pwomised #sniff# #skulkysulk#

Ok, satisfactory degree of emotional engagement attained. Consider the quest begun. :D

[christopher]

We didn't ride fast, or at least I didn't :p Good you enjoyed the roads though, lot's more if ever you're back up this way again!

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[Runako]

Le President was very fortunate with the weather as its difficult to plan sustainable activities with required alacrity due to the inconsistent weather at this time of year.

However, in light of recent events, the Minister for North West Guildford is minded to propose a new NWG Bill for the Cabinet to consider:

NWG Bill 2012

"If evident that an official visit or activity will sojourn into NW Guildford territory, the Minister of NW Guildford must be notified in good time. It is the responsibility of the Minister to provide helpful suggestions or propose exhilarating routes within NW Guildford, should he not be able to attend such event/activity.

The following breaches will be subject to sanctions by the Minister for Sustainability:

NWG 1 - Failure to notify the Minister for NW Guildford of said event/activity or;
NWG 2 - Failure to declare such event/activity as "non-GM related";
NWG 3 - Failure of Minister to provide useful assistance (including tips, riding route suggestions, entertainment, accommodation etc)."

Note, the above relates to "Official" activities or events in NW Guildford. However, please note NWG Rule 2.

Kind regards

Minister for NW Guildford

[Fallout]

We didn't ride fast, or at least I didn't :p Good you enjoyed the roads though, lot's more if ever you're back up this way again!

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Yes, but you live on your bike. You were born with a motorcycle attached to the placenta. Your definition fast is the same definition laid down in the instruction book of the Millennium Falcon. When I'm chasing Hong and he is permanently at 45 degrees to the road, it's fast. Just because you have sold you soul to Satan for the ability to ride upright around hairpins at 90mph doesn't mean we can too!

Le President was very fortunate with the weather as its difficult to plan sustainable activities with required alacrity due to the inconsistent weather at this time of year.

However, in light of recent events, the Minister for North West Guildford is minded to propose a new NWG Bill for the Cabinet to consider:

NWG Bill 2012

"If evident that an official visit or activity will sojourn into NW Guildford territory, the Minister of NW Guildford must be notified in good time. It is the responsibility of the Minister to provide helpful suggestions or propose exhilarating routes within NW Guildford, should he not be able to attend such event/activity.

The following breaches will be subject to sanctions by the Minister for Sustainability:

NWG 1 - Failure to notify the Minister for NW Guildford of said event/activity or;
NWG 2 - Failure to declare such event/activity as "non-GM related";
NWG 3 - Failure of Minister to provide useful assistance (including tips, riding route suggestions, entertainment, accommodation etc)."

Note, the above relates to "Official" activities or events in NW Guildford. However, please note NWG Rule 2.

Kind regards

Minister for NW Guildford

That's fine with me! :)

[Thunderace]

NW Guildford is in a whole other league of nadgeryness than SW Guildford! Very few instances of streams crossing roads with rock on one side and sheer drop on other with random sheep in SWG. SWG has stone walls and caravans but relatively tame. Luckily NWG typically print ARAF in big letters just before the tricky stuff to remind you to go "Ah Righthander.... Ahhhhh Feck!!!" at appropriate points.

Last time I went to NNWG I was on my old GS650 and if that old tin can can do it the Ace will be fine, hate to say it Si but it ain't what you ride...........;)

[missyburd]

Ok, satisfactory degree of emotional engagement attained. Consider the quest begun. :D
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[Thunderace]

If I'm not organising something and the accommodation isn't flexible (like a camp site) there aint much I can do about inviting the GM! When LPH got her knickers in a twist and threatened to pull out, I was going to suggest filling the gaps with GMers, but then she took her pills and decided to come again.

What? That house have no garden?:rolleyes:

[Thunderace]

Though rest assured, a thunderace on those roads would've been like riding a cruise missile through a maze. :p

As opposed to a bucket of bolts held together with chewing gum and sticky back plastic, and before you say it plastics are cosmetic, frames are......well.......sort of........important!

[Mark_h]

Last time I went to NNWG I was on my old GS650 and if that old tin can can do it the Ace will be fine, hate to say it Si but it ain't what you ride...........;)

Surviving NNWG is all about believing ARAF means ARAF and if you can't see all the way around it assume there's a sheep on the bit you can't see. AND if you see some amazing scenery you want to look at, STOP and look at it else you'll find a sheep/hole/hairpin/massive drop right where you'd expect the road to be if you try and take in scenery while riding.

At the end of the day if you go too fast and/or don't concentrate you're gonna get hurt regardless of what bike you're on!

[DJ123]

That's why you have TEC, so if anyone does fall off the road there is someone to point and laugh ;)

[Thunderace]

Surviving NNWG is all about believing ARAF means ARAF and if you can't see all the way around it assume there's a sheep on the bit you can't see. AND if you see some amazing scenery you want to look at, STOP and look at it else you'll find a sheep/hole/hairpin/massive drop right where you'd expect the road to be if you try and take in scenery while riding.

At the end of the day if you go too fast and/or don't concentrate you're gonna get hurt regardless of what bike you're on!

Exactly my point! How many rides have we been on when someone says "did you see....blah.....blah?" And I reply "What? No! Where?" To busy riding to gawk at the scenery.:smt103

[Littlepeahead]

I did not get my knickers in a twist, I simply packed three times the quantity required and then got told off by the PM for having the audacity to walk around my own bedroom in my own underwear, even though it was fine for everyone else to run round the house in their pants and on occasion MY slippers or dressing gown. Of course the PM could have invited others to join us, there was plenty of room for friends in his double bed.

I was TEC so I saw the buzzards and the red kites and the naked women dancing on the side of the road next to the stall with free beer which the others went too fast to spot.

[Spank86]

Usually the thing they were on about was in the middle of our lane though.


@LPH: that kinda reads like you two shared a bed :p

[Fallout]

Never said the thunderace can't do it. Just saying it's out of it's element. The gixxer was fine but I could see how much Hong was enjoying throwing in the sv and I felt I was working it a little bit on some corners. Christopher said he'd prefer to ride an SV there for tipability (and also dodgy suspension fun factor).

You could easily ride an Ace round there, but if I was Ad, I'd be bringing the S4!

[Spank86]

I'd take the ace, just to prove you wrong.

[Thunderace]

Usually the thing they were on about was in the middle of our lane though.

Haha funny man! You want your spares back?[-X

[Spank86]

Keep forgetting. You're holding them to ransom.

Might have to transfer them one at a time on the next few meet ups.

[Thunderace]

Never said the thunderace can't do it. Just saying it's out of it's element. The gixxer was fine but I could see how much Hong was enjoying throwing in the sv and I felt I was working it a little bit on some corners. Christopher said he'd prefer to ride an SV there for tipability (and also dodgy suspension fun factor).

You could easily ride an Ace round there, but if I was Ad, I'd be bringing the S4!

If It rides too easy its fun and dangerous, that's why I sold my CBR!

[Littlepeahead]

@LPH: that kinda reads like you two shared a bed :p

Not at all, because I had a kingsize bed all to myself, and an en suite, although I did let the PM use my shower and then accidentally wrapped myself up in his damp towel because he left it on my rail [shudder].

[Fallout]

although I did let the PM use my shower and then rubbed myself vigorously with his damp towel because he left it on my rail [swoon].

Corrected.

[Thunderace]

We all suspected you two might be playin' hide the sausage!;)

[Fallout]

Only scrabble I'm afraid.

[Littlepeahead]

But dirty word Scrabble. Bonus points for getting my vaj on the board. And Simon knows I won't have anything to do with sausages.

[Fallout]

You are indeed a pork free zone.

[Littlepeahead]

Yep, I had no interest in Simon's chipolata.

[Fallout]

Ok, ROCA action:

Runako: +1 for preparing glorious roads, +2 for providing ridiculous out of season weather, -1 for not turning up despite multiple phone calls, texts and even a helicopter flown out to collect you, -1 for stupid road works all over the place because of dry stone walling which is clearly unsustainable walling techniques since it just falls down a few days later.

Total: +1 (0 acceptable since he wasn't actually there)

LPH: +3 for cake baking and general culinary expertise, -1 for abusing Chris with arachnoids even though he had been a changed man and really helpful for once (you need to praise a puppy when it's good, not scare the **** out of it), +1 for amusing scrabble references, -1 for hiding the scrabble message which shows presidino in his true light, -1 for being so slow that me Hong and Chris had time to have a little kip at each junction while we waited for you, but +1 for not crashing and +1 for sticking with us when broken Rob and weepy Paul headed home, +2 for buying me ice creams and coke to keep me alive, -2 for saying that word to Hong when we'd clearly established IT WAS NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE, but +2 for whipping Christopher into shape.

Total: +5

Fallout: +3 for successfully riding on very challenging roads at great speeds without death or even any real mistakes, traffic upsets or animal harassment, but -1 for slowly losing ground to an SV on "Dead Fly Speedway" (vid to follow) which clearly benefits powerful bikes. +1 for bump starting the alternatorless Hong approximately 8 times over the course of the day, +1 for helping LPH cook a mean curry but -1 for disposing of it the following day in her en suite toilet, then a further -1 for leaving pubes in her shower. +2 for emotional support provided to several ride members during moments of sulking/crying and general lillyliveredness and basically being a rock and the only person to not get ****ed off or upset during the weekend. -2 for being secretly scared of the huge ******* spiders LPH kept finding, but +1 for manning up and not showing it while Fugly literally clambered over chairs and ran for his life. +1 for sustainable van driving through Wales keeping everything up right!

Total: +5

[Littlepeahead]

Do I not get any points for picking up the huge spiders in my bare hands and disposing of them outside? I evicted a massive beetle too. I also managed to line up not one but both wheels of the transit so flatten an only recently dead and still intact squirrel that made a satisfying thump squish and Fugly then went even more green than he was already.

Fugly has clearly had some sort of breakdown as he let me buy him some vitamins yesterday without complaint. Although I think he should have carried on with the WellWoman ones as clearly they were making him very domesticated.

I wasn't that slow! My bike top speed is 105mph flat out so I had no chance of catching up on the straights. But I did manage to hit 97 in the van according to the sat nav. I'm surprised Fugly could read the sat nav as he seemed to have his hands over his eyes for much of our leisurely drive.

Now you have survived Wales next year we shall go to Thailand. Roads are similar but steeper with no dry stone walls. You do have to be careful of stray suicidal dogs, cow poop all over the road, bridges that have fallen apart so you ride over 3 rickety planks with a sheer drop beneath and the occasional elephant standing in the road around a blind bend. You'll love it. And the curry is really good.

[christopher]

Although I think he should have carried on with the WellWoman ones as clearly they were making him very domesticated.
He was playing the part of a good housewife very well... now please don't give them him again, it wasn't right Chris being polite and helpful.

I wasn't that slow! My bike top speed is 105mph flat out so I had no chance of catching up on the straights.
I beg to differ. There wasn't exactly much straight road :p You did notice more scenery and animals than me though!

[Littlepeahead]

He was playing the part of a good housewife very well... now please don't give them him again, it wasn't right Chris being polite and helpful.

I think I yelled at Chris so much on Friday morning for failing to get up that he is now terrified of me. And he's nearly as scared of needles as he is of spiders but came to the hospital with me for the cortisone injections yesterday and sat there while I had them done. Although that could be because he wanted to see me in pain. I then pressed the button on the crossing and nipped across on my crutches while the red man was showing leaving him standing on the other side holding my handbag.

[Fallout]

I think Mr Currie just realised when he's helpful we all appreciate him a lot more!

[chris8886]

He was playing the part of a good housewife very well... now please don't give them him again, it wasn't right Chris being polite and helpful.

to this i say **** off! but i then say quite right to the second part!

I think I yelled at Chris so much on Friday morning for failing to get up that he is now terrified of me. And he's nearly as scared of needles as he is of spiders but came to the hospital with me for the cortisone injections yesterday and sat there while I had them done. Although that could be because he wanted to see me in pain. I then pressed the button on the crossing and nipped across on my crutches while the red man was showing leaving him standing on the other side holding my handbag.

when is man not terrified of a 5ft woman with the temper of a wild animal that'll bite your head off if you're not careful/do something wrong?!

I think Mr Currie just realised when he's helpful we all appreciate him a lot more!

:smt068:smt067:smt097 there's gonna be coup for power if this sort of abuse is carried on! ;)

[Littlepeahead]

I'm 5'2" I'll have you know. Do I really have a bad temper?

[christopher]

No. Of course not. You're lovely.










(he says while hiding behind Hong (he may be ickle, but he's got ninja skills))

[Littlepeahead]

No. Of course not. You're lovely.










(he says while hiding behind Hong (he may be ickle, but he's got ninja skills))

Seeing you hiding behind Hong would be very funny. It's not like I yelled at anyone this weekend is it?

[Mark_h]

Let's see if that squirrel has an opinion on your sensitivity!

[Littlepeahead]

It was already dead. The alternative was that I picked it up, gutted and skinned it and served it up as a starter.

I may have been a tiny weeny bit blunt with Christopher. And I admit to yelling at Chris on Friday but I apologised but he knows I love him really. Who else would put up with him 24/7 for 9 days?

[Fallout]

Chris told me the squirrel was waving for help.

[Mark_h]

And wincing just a little as he'd suffered a minor sprain to his leg tripping over a catseye to get out of the way of a recklessly speeding van I'd heard from a traumatised eye witness. Nothing half hour snuggled into pre-warmed a glittering bra couldn't have put right.

'Tis a shame, he leaves a wife and 15 babies behind who will doubtless now turn into squirrel chavs and spend their time hanging about in phone boxes chucking nut shells at old ladies.

[Littlepeahead]

Squirrels are vermin. The just have a better PR agency than pigeons and rats.

That bikini now has a bald patch over one nipple where the sequinns have been rubbed off.

[Mark_h]

"I know what you did last summer....."
http://pdx.eater.com/uploads/squirrel_cast.jpg

[Spank86]

Cold in Wales was it?