Hello!

[Wildkid]

Hello people, recently just joined this forum about a month ago as ive nearly been a year out of riding since selling my zxr400 and having to meet funds for a car (Bloody expensive on insurance).


Just picked myself up a Naked candy grand blue K3 pointy recently as wanted to give something new a try!


Based in Crawley so should be fairly local to you lot and will Definately be out for many rides next year!


Currently in the proccess of streetfightering my SV and will have pictures to follow soon.

Buying my gear back bit by bit and currently have got everything Except a new set of gloves and a back protector :)

My new two piece suit is just asking to be ridden in, My room smells like a bike clothing section because of the leather :cool::rolleyes:


Anyway

Hello!

Harry

[Runako]

Ola Harry. Good luck with the bike. Who needs gloves? ;)

[Fallout]

Welcome back mate. Good to meet you. Was racking my brains for stuff I could see you but I don't think I've got anything bike related! I have some old bits of wood and other scrap from my garage if interested though. :D

Looking forward to some ride outs with our nooobies soon! :)

[Spank86]

Hi, the more the merrier.


On another note fallouts room smells similar even though he only rides in textiles, we find it best not to ask.

[Fallout]

Not anymore. I sold that harness and bought myself a PVC one.

[dirtydog]

Welcome to the GM Harry, where's the pictures of the bike then? We like pictures on here, saves actually reading! Lol

[The Idle Biker]

Just picked myself up a Naked candy grand blue K3 pointy recently as wanted to give something new a try!


Thats the best colour, same as my SV was, and I have impeccable taste :smt003

Bonjour.

[Wideboy]

Sup

[Wildkid]

There will be pictures to follow but at the moment my bike is currently in pieces fitting a tail tidy, dominator headlight, twin exhaust and renthal bars, but its kinda half finished so a picture would be therefore useless haha!


Where abouts do you lot usually ride? Im definately up for coming out and having a blast.


I would choose Mr.Tall to be honest but ive been beat to it lol.

[Spank86]

We normally start between loomies and Basingstoke/Alton.

Where we go is anywhere.


When we meet you we'll have to compare you to keating to see which of you can be mr tall, he might have to be mr skinny if you're taller.

Pics of half finished bikes are good too, always like a nice progress thread.

[Wildkid]

Oh okay, Loomes is always a good ride, last time I was down there I was motorcrossing.


Ive just chosen another Picture to save the trouble lol.


Should have some pictures up by the weekend to be honest!

[Fallout]

I'm 6'3". Even if you're taller you can't possibly compete with my leg to body ratio, as is accurately represented by the illustrious Mr Tall. If we were using spider avatars I would be the daddy long legs and there would be no argument from anyone! :D

[Wideboy]

I taller than you Mr gheyout

BTW fallout is the section bender, no one really likes him he's kept about as part of the GM's diversity program to make people more excepting to retards like fallout.

[Wildkid]

I'm 6'3". Even if you're taller you can't possibly compete with my leg to body ratio, as is accurately represented by the illustrious Mr Tall. If we were using spider avatars I would be the daddy long legs and there would be no argument from anyone! :D

Haha see Im the opposite way round, my legs are pretty average but my top half is long! You can keep your crown dont worry mate!

[Fallout]

BTW fallout is the section bender, no one really likes him he's kept about as part of the GM's diversity program to make people more excepting to retards like fallout.

This may be true, but the same goes for you. Apparently there aren't many albino alien leprotic Eskimo kiddy fiddling mongoloids around, so you tick many diversity boxes. :smt019

[Wideboy]

I lol'ed

Mighty fine description

[Fallout]

Tehehehe. :D

[Wildkid]

Oh well at least I might feel some what normal then ay?? ;)

[Spank86]

Unless I finally get annoyed at hanging round tall people and take an axe to all their knees of course.

[Fallout]

Oh well at least I might feel some what normal then ay?? ;)

There's no normal in our group mate. Normal is the new abnormal. :D

[Wildkid]

Unless I finally get annoyed at hanging round tall people and take an axe to all their knees of course.



Depends if your strong enough to even pick up the axe ay? ;)



Well Abnormal it is!

[Spank86]

I'm strong enough to pick up YOU* so the axe should be no problem


*beer may be required.

[Wildkid]

I'm strong enough to pick up YOU* so the axe should be no problem


*beer may be required.


Were see on the day!

Beer makes you feel like you can do anything anyway, I would be having a nice cold beer today if i wasnt getting tattooed in a couple of hours, that wouldnt be a good idea!

[Fallout]

I hope this is a "I love the GM" tattoo, otherwise it is invalid and your skin will hate you.

[Wildkid]

I hope this is a "I love the GM" tattoo, otherwise it is invalid and your skin will hate you.


I guess my skins guna hate me sorry mate lol!

[Mark_h]

I guess my skins guna hate me sorry mate lol!

GMCA

wildkid -1 credit for lack of commitment to the GM. Poor start!

[Wildkid]

GMCA

wildkid -1 credit for lack of commitment to the GM. Poor start!

How can I make up for the ground ive just lost then? Im devistated now:(



EDIT 12:36 - Im off to get tattooed anyway!

[Wideboy]

Fluffing

[Fallout]

How can I make up for the ground ive just lost then? Im devistated now:(

You can't. The general rule of the GMCA is you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. Sustainable behaviour should be read as 'boring behaviour' unless you are a woman with jiggling breasts. So really the more negative points you have the more likeable you are, unless you're ThunderAce or Wideboy, and then you're universally hated anyway.

[Wildkid]

You can't. The general rule of the GMCA is you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. Sustainable behaviour should be read as 'boring behaviour' unless you are a woman with jiggling breasts. So really the more negative points you have the more likeable you are, unless you're ThunderAce or Wideboy, and then you're universally hated anyway.

Oh sweet then im guna fit in just right ha!

My bikes currently poorly at the moment though bless her!

[Littlepeahead]

Is that why you let me in here, because I'm a short redhead with tiny feet and disproportionately large bosoms to the width of my shoulders and I bake cakes? I therefore tick the boxes for:

Female
Ginger
Catering abilities
JBA

[Mark_h]

Is that why you let me in here, because I'm a short redhead with tiny feet and disproportionately large bosoms to the width of my shoulders and I bake cakes? I therefore tick the boxes for:

Female
Ginger
Catering abilities
JBA

From my perspective it's all just JBA and as yet that is just reported rather than demonstrated so may be revoked at any time I see fit!

Regarding El Presidentos rumblings over lack of credits I think you'll find he gets as many as he loses but with his senior position comes a greater expectation which is why he is marked harshly at times.

I am however now more conscious that those who say little get no demerits so shall arbitarilly deduct 2 from Tomor to apease the regualr posters.

GMCA -2 Tomor for insufficient posting.

We are due a release of the lastest credit position so a true-up GMCA session may be required if it seems necessary.

[Runako]

is that why you let me in here, because i'm a short redhead with tiny feet and disproportionately large bosoms to the width of my shoulders and i bake cakes? I therefore tick the boxes for:

Female
ginger
catering abilities
jba

o m g! :d

[Spank86]

I've been busy linking my dads piano to his pc and drum machine so the update will be later this evening.

[Wildkid]

Wahay back from a 4 hour tattoo session, kill me now!

[Thunderace]

You can't. The general rule of the GMCA is you're damned if you do and damned if you don't. Sustainable behaviour should be read as 'boring behaviour' unless you are a woman with jiggling breasts. So really the more negative points you have the more likeable you are, unless you're ThunderAce or Wideboy, and then you're universally hated anyway.

****!:smt013

[DJ123]

I thought Thunderace is now Thunderputter?

Welcome BTW, you have now made yourself a part of the best place

[Fallout]

Where does the putter bit come from? Is that to do with his preference for tartan trousers and golf over the manly pursuit of motorcycle riding?

[Thunderace]

Really how many GM meets you been to lately?

[DJ123]

Where does the putter bit come from? Is that to do with his preference for tartan trousers and golf over the manly pursuit of motorcycle riding?
Yes, when he chose being gay over being a man

[Wideboy]

****!:smt013
he's just jealous of our steeds

[Fallout]

Really how many GM meets you been to lately?

Who me? Too busy destroying Wales. And yes, they were slippery but warm nonetheless.

[Thunderace]

Who me? Too busy destroying Wales. And yes, they were slippery but warm nonetheless.

Don't mean last weekend I meant in General, you are in danger of becoming the new Bordtea!

[Wildkid]

Yes, when he chose being gay over being a man
Okay that is quite bad! haha!

[Fallout]

You chatting shieeet son! Meets at Alton cafe and the like don't count. Standing around in the rain supping tea before riding home is not a ride out!

[Thunderace]

You chatting shieeet son! Meets at Alton cafe and the like don't count. Standing around in the rain supping tea before riding home is not a ride out!

Shut up and listen to your better! Read your film thread tard!

[Fallout]

Shut up and listen to your better!

I will when he turns up, and only if his son Jesus is in tow. :smt098

[Thunderace]

I will when he turns up, and only if his son Jesus is in tow. :smt098

Maybe a slap for you too!

[Wildkid]

Ill slap the lot of you!

[Thunderace]

Ill slap the lot of you!

I'll take that challenge!:smt098

@Wideboy what about you? Reckon he's man enough?

[Fallout]

He's building himself up as a tattoo brick poo house tall bar steward. I may have to fight only with harsh language and Spank can bring his white glove to slap the cad in true gentleman style! :D

[Wildkid]

I'll take that challenge!:smt098

@Wideboy what about you? Reckon he's man enough?


Im even more manly than chuck norris!

Roundhouse to the face!

[DJ123]

posting that on the internet means the opposite, so what you actually look like is;

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/jperagine/jperagine0908/jperagine090800068/5305650-a-geeky-kid-going-back-to-school.jpg

[Wildkid]

Where did you find my facebook album! Darn!

[Jammy]

Speaking of tattoos, i have a big piece on my arm now as of 2 days ago

[Wildkid]

Speaking of tattoos, i have a big piece on my arm now as of 2 days ago


What did you get mate?

[Fallout]

Knowing Jammy it's probably not a tattoo but just a scolding where he knocked the kettle over one morning.

[Wideboy]

A rub on anchor tattoo

[Mark_h]

....... And yes, they were slippery but warm nonetheless.

Did I miss something? Is this another LPH JBA reference?

Ill slap the lot of you!

Poor form. Do not threaten the cabinet. If you think you are hard enough then perhaps challenge for the position of Minister of Offensive Defense but until then we expect intra-cabinet violence to be limited to ribbing, leg pulling and acceleration related ass-kicking only.

GMCA Wildkid -2 for threatening the cabinet. Very unsustainable.

[Mark_h]

A rub on anchor tattoo

Anchor Tattoo is the Philippino guy who lives down my road. Didn't know he offered such a service. May explain why I keep seeing DaddyJob parked up outside.

[Littlepeahead]

Did I miss something? Is this another LPH JBA reference?



Poor form. Do not threaten the cabinet. If you think you are hard enough then perhaps challenge for the position of Minister of Offensive Defense but until then we expect intra-cabinet violence to be limited to ribbing, leg pulling and acceleration related ass-kicking only.

GMCA Wildkid -2 for threatening the cabinet. Very unsustainable.

Eh? Not that I'm aware of, though the PM did get through a lot of my expensive foot cream.

Fear not Cabinet, I will protect you. As the PM knows I have previous form for headbutting a GBH convicted drug dealer in Essex and breaking up a scrap between 2 men on the tube with a rolled up copy of Cosmopolitan Magazine. Small but deadly me.

[Fallout]

Did I miss something? Is this another LPH JBA reference?

I said "Destroying Wales". I was pre-empting innuendo references from Spank (regarding destroying whales). Thought I'd get it out of the way so there was no come back!

Fear not Cabinet, I will protect you. As the PM knows I have previous form for headbutting a GBH convicted drug dealer in Essex and breaking up a scrap between 2 men on the tube with a rolled up copy of Cosmopolitan Magazine. Small but deadly me.

Yes. She is indeed somewhat unhinged.

[Wildkid]

Did I miss something? Is this another LPH JBA reference?



Poor form. Do not threaten the cabinet. If you think you are hard enough then perhaps challenge for the position of Minister of Offensive Defense but until then we expect intra-cabinet violence to be limited to ribbing, leg pulling and acceleration related ass-kicking only.

GMCA Wildkid -2 for threatening the cabinet. Very unsustainable.

-2 already? I think ill apply :p

[Thunderace]

Im even more manly than chuck norris!

Roundhouse to the face!

So you're a Ginger pensioner?

[Mark_h]

So you're a Ginger pensioner?

GMCA warning Thunderputter......
If you either a) encourage AndrewSmith or b) start another Chuck Norris is so hard ........ thread you will be deducted.

Please note use of GMCA warnings here so save bleetings ref unfair docking!

-2 already? I think ill apply :p
Oh and WildKid, you're on -3. They are cumulative (http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php?p=2784337&postcount=26)... Need to start some sustainable activity pronto...

[Jammy]

Its vtwin related, show u guys on Sunday.

[Thunderace]

Speaking of tattoos, i have a big piece on my arm now as of 2 days ago

Which arm is it on?

[Wildkid]

GMCA warning Thunderputter......
If you either a) encourage AndrewSmith or b) start another Chuck Norris is so hard ........ thread you will be deducted.

Please note use of GMCA warnings here so save bleetings ref unfair docking!


Oh and WildKid, you're on -3. They are cumulative (http://forums.sv650.org/showpost.php?p=2784337&postcount=26)... Need to start some sustainable activity pronto...


How can I go about doing this then?

EDIT: totally forgot about that one ha!

[Mark_h]

How can I go about doing this then?

EDIT: totally forgot about that one ha!

Given you don't have a rideable bike you have few options closed out but those remaining include:-

Having useful tools that the useless tools in GM can borrow to do stuff.
Having box of useful levers, body panels etc that you can send to Jammy next time he tries to clean/ride/park his bike.
Having a special skill or access that is useful to one or more member of the GM (owning a tyre shop, home botox kit, access to Pinewood studios etc)
Posting excellent humorous posts. (Note see Spank for "how to" and Daddyjob for "how not")
Living somewhere useful whereby we can pop in for a cup of tea or mid-ride frame repairs (Fallout mostly) and then making those services available at the right time.
Having access to a holiday let (Cottage, caravan, field, we're not fussy) in NWGuildford, SWGuildford or anywhere else with stonking roads but too far to get there and back in a sensible day.
Turning up to Loomies (or alternate meet) in a car and either getting the teas in or popping a BBQ out the boot and producing excellent bacon butties.
Do you have a sister or cute work-mate? JBA is always a good option.

In general anything that improves the sustainability of the empire is good. Anything that displeases the Minister for Sustainability is bad. Simples!

[Thunderace]

GMCA warning Thunderputter......
If you either a) encourage AndrewSmith or b) start another Chuck Norris is so hard ........ thread you will be deducted.

Who's this Thunderputter character then? Tried to send him/her a pm but it didn't work!;)

[Mark_h]

Who's this Thunderputter character then? Tried to send him/her a pm but it didn't work!;)

Try again later. He's probably hobnobbing it on a golf course at the moment with the officer classes.

[Spank86]

Which arm is it on?

Both, one of his arms alone isn't wide enough for a "big piece"

[Wildkid]

Given you don't have a rideable bike you have few options closed out but those remaining include:-

Having useful tools that the useless tools in GM can borrow to do stuff.
Having box of useful levers, body panels etc that you can send to Jammy next time he tries to clean/ride/park his bike.
Having a special skill or access that is useful to one or more member of the GM (owning a tyre shop, home botox kit, access to Pinewood studios etc)
Posting excellent humorous posts. (Note see Spank for "how to" and Daddyjob for "how not")
Living somewhere useful whereby we can pop in for a cup of tea or mid-ride frame repairs (Fallout mostly) and then making those services available at the right time.
Having access to a holiday let (Cottage, caravan, field, we're not fussy) in NWGuildford, SWGuildford or anywhere else with stonking roads but too far to get there and back in a sensible day.
Turning up to Loomies (or alternate meet) in a car and either getting the teas in or popping a BBQ out the boot and producing excellent bacon butties.
Do you have a sister or cute work-mate? JBA is always a good option.

In general anything that improves the sustainability of the empire is good. Anything that displeases the Minister for Sustainability is bad. Simples!


Does working at a car dealership offering cheap audi/vw parts help? + being able to get cheap motorbike tyres? :)

[Mark_h]

Does working at a car dealership offering cheap audi/vw parts help? + being able to get cheap motorbike tyres? :)

Potential Minister of Procurement. Get building a case. See Minister for NWGuildford for appropriate format of application.

Fellow Cabinet members, keep an eye on this one he has an air of sustainability about him!

[Wildkid]

Potential Minister of Procurement. Get building a case. See Minister for NWGuildford for appropriate format of application.
!

Who is the minister of NWguildford?

Id happily apply for this.

[Spank86]

Runako.

NWguildford used to be called Wales.

[Thunderace]

Who is the minister of NWguildford?

Id happily apply for this.

I think a more thorough understanding of the New Model is required before an application is made!

[Wildkid]

I think a more thorough understanding of the New Model is required before an application is made!

Thorough understanding of the new model? Expand on this?

[Mark_h]

Thorough understanding of the new model? Expand on this?

Start <Here> (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=183459)
Digest all posts since May 2012 and prepare to be EVALUATED!

Sample Questions:-
1. Who is Dave
2. Why does Daddyjob not invite Bob along to anything anymore
3. Who has the biggest rear axle nut on the cabinet
4. Name 2 dodgy rebels
5. Give a sample cool bike route from Mid-SWGuildford via South-NWGuildford and ending up where Jammy stole someone's breakfast

[Wildkid]

Start <Here> (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=183459)
Digest all posts since May 2012 and prepare to be EVALUATED!

Sample Questions:-
1. Who is Dave
2. Why does Daddyjob not invite Bob along to anything anymore
3. Who has the biggest rear axle nut on the cabinet
4. Name 2 dodgy rebels
5. Give a sample cool bike route from Mid-SWGuildford via South-NWGuildford and ending up where Jammy stole someone's breakfast
1. Defence minister
4.LittlePeahead, fallout at times

I did have a read through the 21 pages and now understand the way in which this society works, corruptness cant hurt anybody (some times) but abusing the system with no concern is not accepted.

Comments that have no use for anybody tend to be ignored/ - credited

But generally people are looking to build a better society by outlawing the current goverment of their job when they take home the handsome amount they do.

A good system all in all.

[Mark_h]

1. Defence minister
4.LittlePeahead, fallout at times

I did have a read through the 21 pages and now understand the way in which this society works, corruptness cant hurt anybody (some times) but abusing the system with no concern is not accepted.

Comments that have no use for anybody tend to be ignored/ - credited

But generally people are looking to build a better society by outlawing the current goverment of their job when they take home the handsome amount they do.

A good system all in all.

0.5 (half) out of 5.
Q1. Is of course not that simple.
Q4. El-presidento it seems your behaviour is iffy if you are declared a rebel above the one currently under trial!

More research required. Obviously I don't need to dissuade others from helping.

[Wildkid]

Obviously I don't need to dissuade others from helping.

I could do with a bit of help to be honest :confused:

[Mark_h]

I could do with a bit of help to be honest :confused:

1=Why? 25/8 p4

The others are glaringly obvious if you invest in a little research.

[Wildkid]

Start <Here> (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=183459)

2. Why does Daddyjob not invite Bob along to anything anymore
Who is bob?
3. Who has the biggest rear axle nut on the cabinet
Expand on this?

5. Give a sample cool bike route from Mid-SWGuildford via South-NWGuildford and ending up where Jammy stole someone's breakfast
I know guildford roughly from going to loomies but mostly popping into the industrial estate.
Thats why I want to get out with you lot, to learn some new roads and meet some new people.
Rear axle nut??

[Thunderace]

Rear axle nut??

Minister for Sustainability.

[Wildkid]

Minister for Sustainability.
Thanks thunderace :cheers:

[Tomor]

(Bit late) Welcome!, Looks as if you have made yourself at home already and have met a few of the locals.

Sorry for not posting much of recent, been quite busy giving the new steed a good going over and servicing.

[Wildkid]

(Bit late) Welcome!, Looks as if you have made yourself at home already and have met a few of the locals.

Sorry for not posting much of recent, been quite busy giving the new steed a good going over and servicing.


Hey!

yeah hopefully guna fit right in! ( famous last words )


Everybody gets busy at times!

[Thunderace]

(Bit late) Welcome!, Looks as if you have made yourself at home already and have met a few of the locals.

Sorry for not posting much of recent, been quite busy giving the new steed a good going over and servicing.

You gonna show us the new beasty on Sunday?

[Spank86]

Yeah, make it the day of shiny new bikes!

[Thunderace]

Yeah, make it the day of shiny new bikes!

Yes Ad! Boy's of the Ace lets posse!;)

Check my sig for reference!

[Wildkid]

Hopefully get my bike back next week!

[Tomor]

Yeah, make it the day of shiny new bikes!

not quite as fun or loud as the SV, bit more comfortable for long distances though which is what it will be used for, so may see the sv on Sunday again :)

[Jammy]

Throttle arm

[Thunderace]

Throttle arm

I'll punch both just to be sure!:twisted:

[Fallout]

I'll punch both just to be sure!:twisted:

When did you become the Minister of Bullying? eh?! :smt072 :smt008

[Thunderace]

When did you become the Minister of Bullying? eh?! :smt072 :smt008

Since all you feckless tards forgot how to spell Thunderace!:smt019

[Spank86]

Fallouts just a nasty Aceist.

[Fallout]

Black Ace's are amazing. Pink ones?!

[Jammy]

Nathan ' thunderace' available for childrens partys near you