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Fallout
18-10-12, 03:23 PM
Yes, another advert is really getting on my male nips. :mrgreen: That Galaxy advert! The woman goes to have a munch on her favourite galaxy chocky only to find it has been eaten by one of her house mates. Her reaction? "Ahh well, it happens all the time. I'll just go to my secret hiding place and eat the back-up Galaxy bar."
SAY WHHAAAAAAA? I'd have gone ballistic if someone ate my chocolate! I literally would've gone scud on their asses! I wouldn't just take it! Grow some cojones! :smt019 :mrgreen: When I was at uni I left a clingfilm wrapped note saying "EAT THIS AND WAKE UP DEAD!" in my ice cream tub when I noticed someone was nicking it. It never went after that.
Anyway, let's turn this silly pointless rant into a poll. What would you do if you lived in a shared house and someone kept eating your chocolate? I'll post up a range of very sensible answers. Feel free to add your own! :mrgreen:
DaveW_42
18-10-12, 03:26 PM
I lived in a shared house at uni when someone was always nicking sugar. (Sounds petty but we were skint!) Emptied all the sugar out, filled the bag up with salt and waited for the scream when someone tasted their salty tea. Culprit found!
Fallout
18-10-12, 03:29 PM
:cheers: :winner:
Good work that man!!! You could do a similar thing with chocolate of course .... :rolleyes:
my kids hate me as i eat all their sweeties if i spy them. it has also been known for me to go on a chocolate hunt around the house which usually ends up 'dad i'm going to kill you' being shouted :-)
Spank86
18-10-12, 04:23 PM
Why doesn't she just put her main bar in the hiding place?
Silly bint.
Fallout
18-10-12, 05:02 PM
I know! Or put them all the hiding place! :rolleyes:
my kids hate me as i eat all their sweeties if i spy them. it has also been known for me to go on a chocolate hunt around the house which usually ends up 'dad i'm going to kill you' being shouted :-)
YOU!! You're one of these chocolate thieves! I bet my halloween stash for the kids would be annihilated if you came round. :D
I know! Or put them all the hiding place! :rolleyes:
YOU!! You're one of these chocolate thieves! I bet my halloween stash for the kids would be annihilated if you came round. :D
yes i'm the fat kid sitting in a hiding place that is littered with wrappers, chocolate all over my face and with that 'i can't help it' look :smt040
Littlepeahead
18-10-12, 05:13 PM
Many years ago my best friend still lived with her folks and her brother's friend was the lodger. I knew damn well he was scoffing my marmite as my mate's family all hated the stuff which is why I bought my own personal supply.
I waited until the jar was half empty then got Dino the family hound to have a good old slobber into the jar then replaced it in the cupboard. A week later the rest of the Marmite was gone. Mwwwaaahahahahhaa! :smt077
Years later I confessed live by phone on Richard and Judy. Only to get a very angry phone call from the lodger who was off work sick that day watching R&J and recognised my voice on the show and realised that he'd eaten a lot of dog saliva. :)
(So Fallout, next time you collude to frape me on Facebook, think twice about letting me then serve you dinner).
LPH is evil but cute.. the worst kind.
Fallout
18-10-12, 05:33 PM
I've never fraped anyone on FB. Couldn't be bothered. The most I've done is clicked 'like' on a status after some other cheeky young tyke fraped you. But that guy was an utter fool for complaining about canine plegmmite. If you steal you deserve what you get!
Sorry but you can drink my beer/whisky but don't ever eat my chocolate.
"There's room for another body under our decking!" would be the note I'd leave next to my choc.
Dabteacake
18-10-12, 06:40 PM
we have a blueberry thief in the block denied it. but we spotted the wrapper in his bin so he was dispatched to get a weeks worth from tesco. might be a quick fix if you can replace it but hit them in the pocket and whatever they take they replace three-fold and so on lol
Hollow it out ,refill with rat poison and wait till they die,Then sell their stuff for new chocolate
widepants
18-10-12, 08:10 PM
I would have to "rim "it Im afraid
Hollow it out ,refill with rat poison and wait till they die,Then sell there stuff for new chocolate
I'm sorry, this is entirely wrong!
It's "their stuff", not "there stuff"!
yorkie_chris
18-10-12, 08:47 PM
It's mushroom season...
Thunderace
18-10-12, 08:50 PM
Have them roundly beaten!
Mikey10
18-10-12, 11:11 PM
I love my chocolate hence I'd most likely kill them if they re-offended. :mad:
chezvegas85
18-10-12, 11:18 PM
Sorry but you can drink my beer/whisky but don't ever eat my chocolate.
"There's room for another body under our decking!" would be the note I'd leave next to my choc.
whattt??? gimme your booze and you can keep your chocolate. especially if its galaxy, more sugar and milk than owt else
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