Chain Saw Needed

[The Idle Biker]

Bit of a long shot, but does anyone around here have a chain saw I can borrow tomorrow?

Got some sleepers I need to chop through.:-k

[Thunderace]

Simon does!

[The Idle Biker]

ooohhh does he now, I'll text him, cheers

[Fallout]

He texted me. I said yes, but obviously need it tomorrow for arsing about. Old man Busy then gave some silly excuse involving children and that was that.

I dunno! You try and help people!

[Spank86]

You can't cut children up with it, you'll blunt he blade its not designed for bone.

[Thunderace]

You can't cut children up with it, you'll blunt he blade its not designed for bone.

Deffo disposing of children is best done with a Hammer!

[Fallout]

While we're on the subject, apparently babies can be loaded on and off a truck easily with a pitchfork.

[Thunderace]

While we're on the subject, apparently babies can be loaded on and off a truck easily with a pitchfork.

Be careful sometimes the flesh can stretch too much and they fall off! That means loading them by hand!

[Spank86]

Or they stick, flesh has a lot of suction when pierced deeply.

There's an optimum point after death to load them, too far outside that window and you'll have issues.

[Fallout]

Come on gents. Any adept use of a pitch fork involves putting your foot on the stabbed item to lever it off once moved.

[Spank86]

That's ok when offloading, not so much when on loading.

[The Idle Biker]

I don't know you lot.