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Bri w
25-10-12, 04:43 PM
...knocked my bike over today!

And I scratched the bumper too :clown:

Yep, it was me. Thought I'd put it in reverse but...
chezvegas85
25-10-12, 04:44 PM
:rolleyes: hope you smacked him
littleoldman2
25-10-12, 05:08 PM
Bike OK?.
Bibio
25-10-12, 05:13 PM
so not only can Bri not drive golf carts he also can't drive cars.

Bri your a numpty of the first order now go and punish yourself.
TamSV
25-10-12, 05:26 PM
LOL. At times like that it can be hard to believe what you've just done.

I once reversed into our garden wall. Not some little incidental thing - this was 5ft high made of ornamental blocks. Took out a 10 foot section of it, demolishing the front of the shed in the process.

I got straight out the car and went into the house. Such was my state of denial, when I went back out 5 minutes later I genuinely expected the wall would still be standing. It wasn't. :roll:

You're still a numpty though. :D
Scoobs
25-10-12, 05:27 PM
I did something similar when I had my Audi funnily enough. Thought the stand was down and dropped the bike right into the side of the car. What a *****.
Bri w
25-10-12, 05:34 PM
Bike OK?.

Scratched bar end, scratched clutch lever, scratched every 'kin thing I could. Surprisingly the indie survived.

TBH its not that bad coz it was against a wall, and the wall stopped it building up momentum on the way to the ground.
maviczap
25-10-12, 05:46 PM
Scratched bar end, scratched clutch lever, scratched every 'kin thing I could. Surprisingly the indie survived.

TBH its not that bad coz it was against a wall, and the wall stopped it building up momentum on the way to the ground.

Still better than you getting run over. My Zafira tried to get me last month, slipped off the handbrake, luckily I got back in the drivers seat before the open drivers door was halted by my garage wall. It would have been a hospital trip if I hadn't got inside the car :(
carelesschucca
25-10-12, 06:55 PM
Scratched bar end, scratched clutch lever, scratched every 'kin thing I could. Surprisingly the indie survived.


BRI DO NOT DISCONNECT THE FRONT INDICATOR FROM THE BIKE!!!

I have just spent the last hour or so trying to reconnect the right hand side indie and have given up after much screaming and shouting...

Also word of warning folks, do not and I repeat do not get Wonderwheels in cuts or scrapes... F*CK IT STINGS there were tears and more swearing!

Glad the bike isn't too bad though...
Milky Bar Kid
25-10-12, 08:29 PM
I did something similar when I had my Audi funnily enough. Thought the stand was down and dropped the bike right into the side of the car. What a *****.

Scoobs, I think you should be banned from mechanically propelled vehicles...
Scoobs
26-10-12, 07:07 AM
Scoobs, I think you should be banned from mechanically propelled vehicles...

You're not wrong. We don't mix. F.A.C.T...!
Woogie
26-10-12, 01:55 PM
I got straight out the car and went into the house. Such was my state of denial, when I went back out 5 minutes later I genuinely expected the wall would still be standing. It wasn't. :roll:


Reminds me of when I was parking my car at my last flat. Drove it into the wall (only slowly thankfully) but it was 10 odd ft the wall.... gf was in the car and just looked at me. I turned the engine off and got straight out the car. She said "did you just drive into the wall?" I instantly replied "Nope" .... "you did didnt you? You drove into the wall..." "nope and I will hear no more about this"

I later admitted I did but still...
Thunderace
26-10-12, 05:24 PM
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=181494&page=2

Don't feel too bad, check post 12!;)