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Spiderman
03-11-12, 09:58 AM
I need a good caption for this pic as it deserves one i think. Well done the copper who took this for me.

Its me having a little lie down on my way in to work a couple of weeks ago for those who dont recognise the bike or the legs!

http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp17/SpidermanSV/IMG_2721.jpg

Icanopit
03-11-12, 10:05 AM
Caution road works ahead, "Tarmac Laying"

widepants
03-11-12, 10:12 AM
put that bloody camera down you git and pass us ma brew

widepants
03-11-12, 10:14 AM
"dont you bloody dare give me that ticket , or I will perform a mirracle and drag my sorry ass off this road"

gruntygiggles
03-11-12, 10:37 AM
Fitting legs to the front wheel of a motorcycle did not result in the expected increase in stability!

acting_strange
03-11-12, 10:47 AM
But officer, I'm sooooooooo tired......neeed sleeeeeeppppppp......

timwilky
03-11-12, 10:50 AM
Siesta time for down and out and his bike in a sweltering London.

Spiderman
03-11-12, 10:57 AM
Haha, i knew i could rely on your reprobates to give me a smile, keep em coming!

Geodude
03-11-12, 11:50 AM
Ride, eat, sleep.. repeat.

Bibio
03-11-12, 12:12 PM
we shall not we shall not be moved.

Mr Speirs
03-11-12, 12:27 PM
Later comer to the Annual Road Obstruction competiton held in Bell End nr Bromsgrove swoops in a takes the victory. Runner up 'Arms crossed Jim' who manage to hold 1st place for over 10 mins whilst fighting off diagonal parking man.
Meanwhile shy painter misunderstood the rules to the competition and came in dead last.
Does anybody know who's shopping this is?

acting_strange
03-11-12, 01:05 PM
NO I'm not moving officer! until you retract your statement "Curvy's are much better than a pointy"

Shawthing
03-11-12, 02:28 PM
Dani Bedrosa.

widepants
03-11-12, 02:31 PM
somrthings are best kept as a thought

Bluepete
03-11-12, 04:07 PM
Look, I'm working as hard as you Officer!

I'm a sleeping policeman!

Pete ;)

andrewsmith
03-11-12, 04:27 PM
Oh dear! Glad to here your okay

Pointy owner tries extreme measures to create a Curvy ;)

Messie
03-11-12, 05:31 PM
"It was a tricky operation, but we successfully grafted the front end of a pointy SV onto a forum moderator" said Admin.

Full tech report, and pics of the 'how to' will be available soon on the front page of the org. Sid Squid added "no tools were borrowed or lent during the entire operation" . A bystander , holding his flask of tea commented that " I rode 250 miles only to get to this point - some people have no stamina"

A further bystander, a rather lovely young reporter from the BBC (maybe) remarked "he's still as sexy as **** like that"

pookie
03-11-12, 05:35 PM
"this is a peaceful protest against the culling of badgers"

"Lets sleep, not war"

" New swerve test for cage drivers.. did you see the bike, biker or both?"

"I'm assuming the position 109 - Karma sutra for bikers"

Glad you're ok spidey ! GWS

maviczap
03-11-12, 06:17 PM
Gas & air, I need gas and air

It only hurts when I laugh

A new insurance scam involving motorcyclists feining injury after a fake crash was uncovered today

DJ123
03-11-12, 06:29 PM
So if you're Sleepy, where is Doc, Bashful, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey & Grumpy?

Bri w
03-11-12, 08:47 PM
"If it wasn't for my natural athleticism and cat like reactions there could have been an accident."

Richie
03-11-12, 09:06 PM
"Yes Officer, On closer Inspection, My Chicken strips do seam a tad wide."

;)

Richie
03-11-12, 09:11 PM
I've emptied the contents of my hang bag and still can't find my Phone.....!


;)

Biker Biggles
03-11-12, 09:48 PM
Rictus can show you an easier way to change the brake pads.

widepants
04-11-12, 12:15 AM
"spiderman spiderman , does whatever a spider can" almost

BanannaMan
04-11-12, 04:20 AM
Nothing could stop their love for each other.
After being tossed out of his flat for having a motorbike inside, nothing seemed to matter anymore.
He would be with her.
They went back to her place, even if they could not be alone there.
He didn't care anymore who saw them, who knew.
They laid down together, he began to caress her front tyre......






Sorry to hear!
Hope you get the bike sorted soon.

Specialone
04-11-12, 07:54 AM
Oops

jambo
04-11-12, 12:35 PM
"You know what, after all that I don't think I can feel any play in the head races, never mind I'll just get on to work then."

BernardBikerchick
04-11-12, 01:10 PM
Who stole your head ???:smt060

Richie
04-11-12, 01:47 PM
Who stole your head ???:smt060

The very same who stole his Heart :smt060

FG1
04-11-12, 02:12 PM
Yes I can park here as they aren't legal double yellows. The end is not finished off correctly. Feel free to issue the ticket but I WILL take it to court and I WILL win.

metalmonkey
04-11-12, 04:11 PM
"Officer, what happened here?"

"Sir its seems the bike tried to leg it."

wyrdness
04-11-12, 10:32 PM
Doesn't this pic belong in this thread?
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=89315

Hope that you're OK, mate.

BernardBikerchick
07-11-12, 04:00 PM
The very same who stole his Heart :smt060


awwww:smt026

Jayneflakes
08-11-12, 02:14 PM
Police stop foreign looking Gentleman to ask a few questions...

Spidey man, hope that you are OK Sir.
Hugs XXX

Biker Biggles
08-11-12, 10:12 PM
Well thats evened up the wear on the crash bungs

pookie
09-11-12, 07:41 AM
"err no squirrels here officer"
spideys gangnam style on the way to work deserved a well earned rest by the side of the road

Fizzy Fish
09-11-12, 09:36 AM
Ouch! You need to be a bit more careful you do. Hope U is OK!

But if you are going to do daft stuff like that at least you had the sense to make sure you got some good pics of it. That one looks like a new take on a cut & shut ;)

Spiderman
28-11-12, 03:35 PM
hahaha, some very funny funnies there gang, thank you all for the smiles you gave me.

however i think i have to hand the special Spidey Award for Excellence to ...


dramatic drum roll please


this one... for making me have to go back ans study the pic to work it all out! Well done sir, a half sucked boiled sweet that i found on the tarmac, well in the gutter actually but dont worry about that bit, while having that lie down is on the way to you!!



Later comer to the Annual Road Obstruction competiton held in Bell End nr Bromsgrove swoops in a takes the victory. Runner up 'Arms crossed Jim' who manage to hold 1st place for over 10 mins whilst fighting off diagonal parking man.
Meanwhile shy painter misunderstood the rules to the competition and came in dead last.
Does anybody know who's shopping this is?

Richie
10-04-13, 07:45 PM
Hope you don't mind Zig ;)

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/5958/watchoutforbikes.jpg

robh539
10-04-13, 07:58 PM
Officer im not legless..... look.

Hope your ok dude.

rowdy
28-05-13, 11:31 AM
After trying to emulate the elbows down style of rookie motogp sensation Marc Marquez, spidey is forced to admit he doesn't know his ar5e from his elbow.