Port

[Fallout]

Home alone on a Friday night, with nothing but a bottle of vintage port to keep my company. BLOODY BRILLIANT! :smt053

[Tomor]

think while you drink!

[Fallout]

I was beating up the dog instead. Drink port, beat up dog, repeat. Alas, just got a text from the Mrs saying she's coming home. Better finish the bottle so she can't have any!

[andrewsmith]

Port...

Ask Nathan what port can do

[widepants]

I really dont like you...Ineed a cheeky vimto

[Littlepeahead]

Please come to mine one evening and help me out with a bottle. I love it but it gives me a terrible headache.

[widepants]

I can remember one night at Drews , when drew , hovis and I had cheeky vimtos all night...battered

[andrewsmith]

Well I've got this tonight!!!

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/21216_716732572788_964975103_n.jpg

[widepants]

an empty bed?

[andrewsmith]

an empty bed?

want worm gushed

[Wideboy]

Port? Brandy?

I've stepped into a twilight film

Gheys!

[andrewsmith]

Not all of us like babysham gav!

sent from a phone

[Mark_h]

Hey......... I'd love a Babycham!

[andrewsmith]

one and your legs open!

The double of Brandy liquor last night was medicinal and it was effective

[andrewsmith]

one and your legs open!

The double of Brandy liquor last night was medicinal and it was effective

[Fallout]

You lot are poofs. There I said it. Poofs I tell you.

[widepants]

how rude





send from my wind up pc

[andrewsmith]

You lot are poofs. There I said it. Poofs I tell you.

okay what do you drink?

[widepants]

port is a sophisticated drink

[Fallout]

okay what do you drink?

Liquid!!

*And with the annoyingly pedantic answer given, Fallout skips away into the daisy field*

[andrewsmith]

Liquid!!

*And with the annoyingly pedantic answer given, Fallout skips away into the daisy field*

So your a babysham drinking softie then!!

[Sir Trev]

I love it but it gives me a terrible headache.


Not just me then.

A glass to round off a nice dinner is very civilised but only if I've held back on the vino to that point (very difficult). The mix of wine and port kills me the next morning and if an accidental G&T ocurred before dinner it's even worse.

[Thunderace]

Home alone on a Friday night, with nothing but a bottle of vintage port to keep my company. BLOODY BRILLIANT! :smt053

Good man!

think while you drink!

None for Job!:rolleyes:

[Wideboy]

Homo's

[Fallout]

POSH = Port out, starboard home. Or in other words, if you're a true gent, you get wasted on port and then lie in the recovery position on your right hand side when you get home. Little known fact that.

[Wideboy]

Cool story

[Fallout]

*pins medal*

[Wideboy]

Why the sarcasm? I was simply agreeing and saying it was a cool story... God!

[Fallout]

Why the stress? I was simply pinning a medal on myself for such a cool story .... JESUS!

[Spank86]

POSH = Port out, starboard home. Or in other words, if you're a true gent, you get wasted on port and then lie in the recovery position on your right hand side when you get home. Little known fact that.

Backronym.

[Wideboy]

Uncool story

[Fallout]

You're so aggressive Gav.

[widepants]

he's at work

[Wideboy]

Errmm yes....."work" 8-[


I've delegated today so mostly been fiddling and rummaging..... not with myself sadly

[Spank86]

Uncool story

Reality usually is.

[Wideboy]

rea-lity? you mean!!?? i'm not Douglas Quaid?!

holly ****!

[Spank86]

No, you're Rand Quaid.

[Wideboy]

i have no idea who that is

[Spank86]

The drunk dad in Independence Day.

[widepants]

Dennis's brother

[Fallout]

Mmmm mmm baby, you make me wish I had three hands!

[Wideboy]

The drunk dad in Independence Day.
i don't see the resemblance myself

[Spank86]

There isn't one really, I was just rolling with people named quaid.

[Wideboy]

i see, rolling.

is that how you roll?

[widepants]

I haven't rolled in bloody ages

[andrewsmith]

I haven't rolled in bloody ages

This is how I roll!! Click (http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

[Spank86]

i see, rolling.

is that how you roll?

I roll everyday, I'm like a football.

[Fallout]

You've got more suspenders than the fecking Seven bridge.