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Von Teese
21-11-12, 06:37 AM
Will you be on Santa's 'Naughty' or 'Nice' list this year and what will you be asking for?
I will start:
Dear Santa,
This year I have been a VERY good girl:
I have worked VERY hard and have been kind to others, helped out a lot of people and looked after a lot of needy animals and I just know I will be on your 'Nice' list.
For Christmas I would like one of these:
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee251/Jen_and_Tris/van.png
Oh and it has to be a nice new shiny one please because my rule with horses is: 'Never use anything second hand' :)
Thanks Santa
VT x
Dear Santa .
Please leave the coal quietly .
Do not follow the link if you are easly offended .
Martin - the link makes you a very naughty boy!
joshwalker094
21-11-12, 08:33 AM
Martin tut tut the link was removed before I could watch it
You can beet me on the EAR southwold run messie
Ps part of the kwaker owners club so only with socks
joshwalker094
21-11-12, 08:46 AM
Haha I love it :) I'll be sharing that later on
Thanks Martin
For Xmas, a shiny new van with insurance and all new gardening equipment would be brilliant
If not I'll settle for a new motorbike like a gsxr750 or maybe a tiger or 1050
-Ralph-
21-11-12, 09:15 AM
[B][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Will you be on Santa's 'Naughty' or 'Nice' list this year and what will you be asking for?
You really need to ask?
I'll be buying myself a Mountain Bike, an Air Rifle, or new Swiss watch. Haven't decided which yet.
If Santa wants to bring me something a winning lottery ticket would be gratefully received.
Von Teese
21-11-12, 09:23 AM
Ohh I missed the link too!
If Santa wants to bring me something a winning lottery ticket would be gratefully received.
Oh wow, good one, might add that to my list too!
Me bad . Can't post it on hear as its got naughty language VT.
Messie will so slap me if I did put it up again .
Von Teese
21-11-12, 09:42 AM
Me bad . Can't post it on hear as its got naughty language VT.
Messie will so slap me if I did put it up again .
Oops you will deffo be on Santa's Naughty list then!
Does naughty language put you on the 'bad person' Santa list. If so I'm in trouble!
Oops you will deffo be on Santa's Naughty list then!
Does naughty language put you on the 'bad person' Santa list. If so I'm in trouble!
That and wearing a naughty nurses outfit VT .
I'm thinking by pass Santa and get newer bike.
Von Teese
21-11-12, 09:52 AM
That and wearing a naughty nurses outfit VT .
I'm thinking by pass Santa and get newer bike.
Dammit!
And I thought I would most certainly be on the 'Nice' list this year for a change. Oh well!!!
Bypass for me is in order too, we are off to choose the fittings for my van :)
I'm going to be nice to Mrs tec to wrangle my bike..
Maybe just maybe it might out way the bad and I'll get a tangerine in my stocking :cheers:
Von Teese
21-11-12, 06:56 PM
Try being good, there is still time! ;)
Spent 6 hours travelling today but worth it, horsebox bits all chosen now just need to order which matting I want :)
widepants
21-11-12, 07:00 PM
Will you be on Santa's 'Naughty' or 'Nice' list this year and what will you be asking for?
I will start:
Dear Santa,
This year I have been a VERY good girl:
I have worked VERY hard and have been kind to others, helped out a lot of people and looked after a lot of needy animals and I just know I will be on your 'Nice' list.
For Christmas I would like one of these:
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee251/Jen_and_Tris/van.png
Oh and it has to be a nice new shiny one please because my rule with horses is: 'Never use anything second hand' :)
Thanks Santa
VT x
my brother just got one like this for his daughter.Are they expensive
my brother just got one like this for his daughter.Are they expensive
take a transit van and triple the price.
i must be a right horrid person as i don't get presents :-(
Bluepete
21-11-12, 07:28 PM
I have been a very good boy and locked up lots of baddies this year.
For Christmas, I want a puppy.
Thank-you,
Pete ;)
Specialone
21-11-12, 07:31 PM
Im a git at times and I still do well at Xmas, the good must outweigh the not so good.
Bluepete
21-11-12, 07:33 PM
Im a git at times and I still do well at Xmas, the good must out way* the no so good.
weigh.
HTH.
Pete ;)
Specialone
21-11-12, 07:36 PM
weigh.
HTH.
Pete ;)
In my defence my grammar is normally well god innit, I'm on my phone so my standards drop a tad, but thanks for the correction Peter.
Bluepete
21-11-12, 07:47 PM
You're welcome!
Pete ;)
Supervox
21-11-12, 10:48 PM
Jen, if you want one of those I think you'd better start being very naughty ;)
Jayneflakes
22-11-12, 01:04 AM
I am always naughty, I actually was given a lump of coal one year as a gift, but it did come in a lovely little tin.
To be honest, with some of the things I get up to these days, I wont even get a lump of coal!
*runs off to finish knitting her naughty undies out of wire wool!*
;-)
Von Teese
22-11-12, 06:26 AM
my brother just got one like this for his daughter.Are they expensive
A tad:
http://horseboxesinternational.com/horseboxes_for_sale/index.html
take a transit van and triple the price.
Yessir, that is about right
However we already own the van and my fiance is a Mechanical engineer and auto electrician with lots of experience working on motorhomes etc, so he is going to build it for me which is great because then I get EXACTLY what I want and it will all be brand new inside, painted to my colours and we don't pay the exorbitant cost of buying a custom built one which is megabucks!
i must be a right horrid person as i don't get presents :-(
Perhaps you should hang out with really naughty people like Jayne and then you will look like a Saint and Santa will be impressed and put you back on his present list?:smt084
I have been a very good boy and locked up lots of baddies this year. For Christmas, I want a puppy.
If that is true Petey, then what breed would you get?
Im a git at times and I still do well at Xmas, the good must outweigh the not so good.
Maybe you should share your secret with Bibio (see comment above)
Jen, if you want one of those I think you'd better start being very naughty ;)
Well this year I worked FAR too hard to even have time to be naughty, however I am on holiday for the rest of this year (bar a few shifts) and have started an AMAZING new part time job so will get time to ride the horses and spend more time on here, where I am sure the influence of all you naughty .orgers will help x
I am always naughty, I actually was given a lump of coal one year as a gift, but it did come in a lovely little tin.
Awwwww you are so sweet Jaynie xxx I just love you to bits x
*runs off to finish knitting her naughty undies out of wire wool!*
;-)
I hope you are making me a pair!!!
Oh and I might ring you today about flying the owls and stuff x
If that is true Petey, then what breed would you get?
Doesn't matter it's for his Orca...
I'll get my coat...
Von Teese
22-11-12, 10:01 AM
Doesn't matter it's for his Orca...
I'll get my coat...
Ah I saw that!
Mental!
Bluepete
22-11-12, 05:49 PM
If all goes to plan on Sunday, we're getting Poppy the Springador from blue cross in Thirsk.
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/5f7b11f14e41227ccb29c0d4740e620b.jpg
Pete ;)
Von Teese
22-11-12, 05:55 PM
Oh wow, congratulations she is very cute!
(by the way if you need anything just let me know x)
Bluepete
22-11-12, 05:57 PM
Thanks hun!
Pete ;)
keith_d
22-11-12, 06:22 PM
Thanks hun!
Pete ;)
Maybe Santa will bring Pete some behaviour training, for him and/or the cute doggie...
I'm hoping Santa will bring me a contribution towards one of these;
http://www.camerasunderwater.co.uk/lm-sola800
They are awesomely good, but frighteningly expensive. If Santa and all his little helpers had a whip round that might just bring the price within reach.
Keith.
Von Teese
22-11-12, 06:37 PM
Maybe Santa will bring Pete some behaviour training, for him and/or the cute doggie...
I'm hoping Santa will bring me a contribution towards one of these;
http://www.camerasunderwater.co.uk/lm-sola800
They are awesomely good, but frighteningly expensive. If Santa and all his little helpers had a whip round that might just bring the price within reach.
Keith.
Well I am a dog behaviourist as well as a Registered Veterinary Nurse but I'm not sure I can help Pete ;) (just joking Petey, love you really xx :smt054)
Keith, that is one amazing camera!!
I think I read a thread on here about going diving. We were looking at going to either Egypt, Australia or Dominica next year. I want Mr VT to get his open water course. I need to refresh my Divemaster qually so we might get my instructor to do the confined stuff over here first.
Not sure if we will do liveaboard but it might be fun if there are others who want to go in a group. We also want to go snowboarding in Feb next year for a week so if anyone is interested in that give me a shout. I know Graciepants was on about it a while ago.
OK not gonna derail my own thread!
Ceri JC
22-11-12, 07:08 PM
Trek Session 9.9 (Downhill MTB)
HP4
KTM Freeride
Thanks Santa
keith_d
23-11-12, 06:46 PM
Not sure if we will do liveaboard but it might be fun if there are others who want to go in a group.
I could be tempted by a liveaboard sometime next year. Eat-sleep-dive isn't a bad way to spend a week. Just remember, underwater photographers make dreadful buddies. They've always got their face stuck on the back of a camera trying to photograph some :fish:
Von Teese
24-11-12, 07:10 AM
Just remember, underwater photographers make dreadful buddies. They've always got their face stuck on the back of a camera trying to photograph some :fish:
That's ok, I will let the Instructor buddy with you then ;)
keith_d
25-11-12, 07:43 AM
That's ok, I will let the Instructor buddy with you then ;)
I thought the Instructor was supposed to buddy the least competent diver... err... um....
yorkie_chris
25-11-12, 10:22 AM
Scapa flow? Don't think you get an instructor to hold your hand unless you bring your own though! :-P
Von Teese
25-11-12, 09:32 PM
Scapa flow? Don't think you get an instructor to hold your hand unless you bring your own though! :-P
I've got a choice of 3 Instructors that would be happy to watch Keith while he snaps photos.
I personally will be keeping a beady eye on Mr VT as he hasn't dived before.
yorkie_chris
25-11-12, 10:01 PM
Or that .org trip to loch fyne that there has been rumblings of. Self catering cottage at side of loch... nice cheap weekend diving.
Excellent open fire you can sit by and glug a bottle and a half of malt by too ... #hic#
And you get air fills from a fire engine bet you don't get that anywhere else :)
Bluepete
25-11-12, 10:08 PM
I'll come to that Chris, and I don't even dive!
Pete ;)
yorkie_chris
25-11-12, 10:24 PM
Wahey... Actually that would be great somebody did say we were making it look like a drinking club with a diving problem.
Making the diving side of it completely optional would seal the deal!
Lovely dog but bloody hell another designer mongrel... won't be any pure breeds left in 10 years! :-P
Re, the OP... shaft me sideways £20 grand on a van to cart some glue about! You horsey lot must sh*t rolls of £20 notes...
Bluepete
25-11-12, 10:30 PM
She's a dog that was offered to GMP as a sniffer dog, but wasn't suitable. One of the dog handlers let me know about her as she's at a rescue centre, having been dumped. Not exactly designer, more a market special, "of course it's real, guv'nor"
Pete ;)
Dear Santa,
I'm on Gardening Leave from serving 22 years in the Army.
Please can we have World peace . and Put My Ex-Bosses out of a Job...!
That is all... xXx's and xox...
You know who .xxx
keith_d
26-11-12, 07:10 AM
Scapa flow? Don't think you get an instructor to hold your hand unless you bring your own though! :-P
I've not done enough UK diving (or deco diving) this year to be fit for Scapa. But Loch Fyne could be tempting.
Dear Santa,
I'm on Gardening Leave from serving 22 years in the Army.
Please can we have World peace . and Put My Ex-Bosses out of a Job...!
That is all... xXx's and xox...
You know who .xxx
If only
Von Teese
26-11-12, 05:42 PM
Or that .org trip to loch fyne that there has been rumblings of. Self catering cottage at side of loch... nice cheap weekend diving.
Excellent open fire you can sit by and glug a bottle and a half of malt by too ... #hic#
And you get air fills from a fire engine bet you don't get that anywhere else :)
I'm up for that but I won't be donning a drysuit. I dive for pleasure not for pain. I want warm clear waters, blue skies, pretty fishies and to go and lie in the sun afterwards.
Re, the OP... shaft me sideways £20 grand on a van to cart some glue about! You horsey lot must sh*t rolls of £20 notes...
Nope, I worked very hard for a long few years on day and nightshifts and a LOT of overtime to pay for it. Mr VT is going to bling it up for me from our van that we took to the AR in Wales. So far it's cost me £1300 for the stuff to convert it and hopefully that will be it. We are going to use one of the partitions out of the 18 tonner so I'm guessing other than an awesome paint job, that's it.
You should see some of the 'horsey types'. I went to the Dressage Convention at Hartpury College this weekend and met Carl Hester, had my books etc signed by him and chatted to him about my horses. Also watched the Olympic Champs Charlotte and Valegro do some dressage. Now Dressage Divas....there's some cash to splash. WOW!!
Dear Santa,
I'm on Gardening Leave from serving 22 years in the Army.
Please can we have World peace . and Put My Ex-Bosses out of a Job...!
That is all... xXx's and xox...
You know who .xxx
Love it x
If only
+1
yorkie_chris
26-11-12, 06:10 PM
I'm up for that but I won't be donning a drysuit. I dive for pleasure not for pain. I want warm clear waters, blue skies, pretty fishies and to go and lie in the sun afterwards.
Rather grummage about inside a wreck, by the time you get back on the boat you've got silt and rust embedded in the 1st stages, scrapes down the paint in tanks, drysuit covered in silt and oil and a grin from ear to ear :cool:
If I wanted to go shallow and look at fish I'd save the baggage charges and just take a snorkel :-P
missyburd
26-11-12, 11:55 PM
I'm up for that but I won't be donning a drysuit. I dive for pleasure not for pain. I want warm clear waters, blue skies, pretty fishies and to go and lie in the sun afterwards.
Tbf, if I was to take up diving it would be for these reasons. Cold, murky waters ain't my idea of fun. Although I understand visibility isn't always that bad over here but the fact still remains, it's too bloody cold!
Von Teese
27-11-12, 10:36 AM
Rather grummage about inside a wreck, by the time you get back on the boat you've got silt and rust embedded in the 1st stages, scrapes down the paint in tanks, drysuit covered in silt and oil and a grin from ear to ear :cool:
Oh no thanks I've done quite a few wreck dives and they were all spectacular, lots of corals, fish and things to see with good visibility and warm water. I want to do the Thistlegorm next year.
If I wanted to go shallow and look at fish I'd save the baggage charges and just take a snorkel :-P
Who said shallow?
Although there is nothing wrong with floating around with a mask and snorkel while you are waiting for your lunch!
Tbf, if I was to take up diving it would be for these reasons. Cold, murky waters ain't my idea of fun. Although I understand visibility isn't always that bad over here but the fact still remains, it's too bloody cold!
Agreed! :nemo:
Dear Santa can we have another kKesshond .
http://www.breederinfocenter.com/images2/20081008125431_130324_3.jpg
Von Teese
27-11-12, 06:51 PM
Dear Santa can we have another kKesshond .
http://www.breederinfocenter.com/images2/20081008125431_130324_3.jpg
Oh wow, TOO cute!!! :D
joshwalker094
27-11-12, 06:58 PM
Ntecuk, what type of dog is that?
widepants
27-11-12, 07:06 PM
Ntecuk, what type of dog is that?
its a racoon fool
joshwalker094
27-11-12, 07:09 PM
That ain't no raccoon!
I do miss my old one allot .
Spechaly on cold evenings .
It's a Keshound .pronounced (keys hound ).
We had two but lost them through old age both were 11 .Years old
yorkie_chris
27-11-12, 09:03 PM
Oh no thanks I've done quite a few wreck dives and they were all spectacular, lots of corals, fish and things to see with good visibility and warm water.
Truk lagoon, you offering? :-P
Teejayexc
27-11-12, 09:06 PM
It's a Keshound .pronounced (keys hound ).
We had two but lost them through old age both were 11 .Years old
It's an Ewok !
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w58/tj900/2f65b5cd66b3063a79a619e93910f876.jpg
:cool:
^ That so looks like jester when he was a puppy
Von Teese
29-11-12, 08:56 AM
Truk lagoon, you offering? :-P
Truk lagoon is one on my list of 'to do' along with Barrier Reef.
I'm up for going there any time trust me, although offering to pay...that's a different story lol!
timwilky
29-11-12, 10:57 AM
Dear Santa
Every year you bring me the bill for the wife's christmas. This year I want nothing, the kids don't deserve anything.
Oh what is that dear, yes dear, two laptops for the girls, a new bathroom fitted for the lad, holiday for the eldest.
FFS santa, Can I give you the wife as a christmas present.
yorkie_chris
29-11-12, 01:16 PM
Tim that is entirely your problem for letting it go on!
Give her a lump of coal and a slap, change your pin and cancel the credit cards and stop whinging to us that you're a pussy whipped payb*tch! :-P
Von Teese
29-11-12, 03:09 PM
Dear Santa
Every year you bring me the bill for the wife's christmas. This year I want nothing, the kids don't deserve anything.
Oh what is that dear, yes dear, two laptops for the girls, a new bathroom fitted for the lad, holiday for the eldest.
FFS santa, Can I give you the wife as a christmas present.
I take it she wasn't specific on the make of laptops?
http://www.ebabyzz.com/Baby-and-Toddler-Toys/vtech-babys-laptop?language=en¤cy=GBP (http://www.ebabyzz.com/Baby-and-Toddler-Toys/vtech-babys-laptop?language=en¤cy=GBP)
or the make of bathroom?
http://www.suntekstore.co.uk/goods.php?id=15005661&utm_source=gbuk
When I used to ask what I was getting for Christmas my Dad used to say: ' A doll and a drum and a kick up the bum'....can't remember if I ever did get the doll or the drum though ;)
Tim that is entirely your problem for letting it go on!
Give her a lump of coal and a slap, change your pin and cancel the credit cards and stop whinging to us that you're a pussy whipped payb*tch! :-P
LOL! Ahhh YC, handled with your usual tact and diplomacy :smt067
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