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Fallout
23-11-12, 09:38 AM
Predator or misunderstood rascal? It's hard to know what lurks behind the eyes of such an unassuming fellow. Perhaps all his motives are honest and fair; nothing more than jovial good humour or friendly buddy making, if you will. Or perhaps a demon lurks within, dogged in it's pursuit of unsuspecting ladies, ready to spear them on it's hell forged, if slightly small, javelin of terror.

I feel it's time for us to get to the bottom of this. Only then can we know if we're helping ladies feel cherished and accepted, or sending damsels to the demise of their innocence.

What does everyone think?
widepants
23-11-12, 09:42 AM
http://www.fancydressbournemouth.com/cdata/57923/img/57923_3216640.jpg
Wideboy
23-11-12, 10:03 AM
Unsure, he's not led me to believe I need to fear for my poop chute yet.

Although I'm sure he fears for his!
widepants
23-11-12, 10:05 AM
you bypassed the filters and used "poop chute" good boy
Wideboy
23-11-12, 10:06 AM
Only abiding the u rating sir
Fallout
23-11-12, 10:16 AM
It's not boys that need to fear. Jammy and Dan were never even given a second glance. Bob on the other hand was whisked away for a secret dinner (although I appreciate if you've never met Bob, that will be really confusing), plus apparently all our other halves are being 'visited' in our absence!
widepants
23-11-12, 10:21 AM
mmmmmmmmmm , thought my misses was doing alot of night classes
Wideboy
23-11-12, 11:11 AM
Who's Dan?

Yes met bob.... but strangely she's never been seen again? Hmmm......
Spank86
23-11-12, 11:14 AM
Yes met bob.... but strangely she's never been seen again? Hmmm......
That happens to a lot of women you're seen in the company of.

That minimorecomb lass has only appeared once. I think you've got her forum account and are faking her continued existence as she languishes in your basement with all the others.
Fallout
23-11-12, 11:24 AM
Don't blame poor Gav. He's not Daddy Groom!
Wideboy
23-11-12, 11:40 AM
Helens still alive, I keep her chained to the oven.


Doesn't seem to work tho.....
Thunderace
23-11-12, 03:34 PM
Who's Dan?

Yes met bob.... but strangely she's never been seen again? Hmmm......

She's been sequestered into service in Mark's dungeon!
Spank86
23-11-12, 04:25 PM
I believe him to be not only a bounder and a cad but a rapscallion of the highest order.
Thunderace
23-11-12, 05:21 PM
OK Who voted for misunderstood rascal?
Bordtea
23-11-12, 09:57 PM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02360/jimmySaville_2360477b.jpg
minimorecambe
23-11-12, 10:33 PM
That happens to a lot of women you're seen in the company of.

That minimorecambe lass has only appeared once. I think you've got her forum account and are faking her continued existence as she languishes in your basement with all the others.

I am still here, I have just transformed into a lazy cage driving lump :driving:
Spank86
24-11-12, 12:47 AM
You don't fool us Gav, we can tell its you posting that.