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Littlepeahead
11-12-12, 09:27 PM
If you HAD to either have your legs put on back to front OR your mouth and an ear swapped over in position which would you choose?
garynortheast
11-12-12, 09:29 PM
Neither, but I'll have some of whatever it is you're on please.
chris8886
11-12-12, 09:30 PM
mouth n ear, presuming that i could still function with them properly! i think it'd be a touch more difficult with your legs being all the wrong way round.
Littlepeahead
11-12-12, 09:38 PM
mouth n ear, presuming that i could still function with them properly! i think it'd be a touch more difficult with your legs being all the wrong way round.

You're not functioning without having your legs reversed Fugly so I'm not sure you should vote.
chris8886
11-12-12, 09:46 PM
bugger off :P
DJ123
11-12-12, 09:52 PM
back to front legs
metalmonkey
11-12-12, 10:48 PM
This already happened, has anyone seen "The House of Lords" in session?

So whats with the question? Who is having surgery then?
keith_d
11-12-12, 10:55 PM
This already happened, has anyone seen "The House of Lords" in session?



No, they've had two different orifices swapped.
savage86
11-12-12, 11:04 PM
i can't ride my bike with back to front legs..
chris8886
11-12-12, 11:10 PM
i can't ride my bike with back to front legs..

exactly!
yorkie_chris
12-12-12, 09:23 AM
No, they've had two different orifices swapped.

Hehehe :D
Amadeus
12-12-12, 12:03 PM
mouth n ear, presuming that i could still function with them properly! i think it'd be a touch more difficult with your legs being all the wrong way round.

Wouldn't that affect aural sex?
Shawthing
12-12-12, 12:13 PM
i can't ride my bike with back to front legs..

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Pink-Flamingo-on-a-Motorcycle-Wind-Spinner-PR-25972-/03/!C!VZ)UgEWk~$(KGrHqEOKkEEzJh9YH63BNCjHIeM8g~~_35.J PG
Anything's possible!;)
jambo
12-12-12, 12:56 PM
Legs,
I'm not good looking enough to pull off any more messing about with my face, and trying to eat out of the side of my head sounds like hard work.

Jambo
metalmonkey
12-12-12, 01:30 PM
Legs,
I'm not good looking enough to pull off any more messing about with my face, and trying to eat out of the side of my head sounds like hard work.

Jambo

Wait, if you could eat with your ear would you?
jambo
12-12-12, 01:39 PM
Wait, if you could eat with your ear would you?

What? :D
chris8886
12-12-12, 02:12 PM
Wouldn't that affect aural sex?

possibly, but as long as i could manage proper sex still i wouldn't really care!
Sir Trev
12-12-12, 02:50 PM
Slow day at Lords then.




Yes, I am aware there is a possible cricket joke in there somewhere but it's not actually intended...


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Littlepeahead
12-12-12, 03:17 PM
Slow day at Lords then.




Yes, I am aware there is a possible cricket joke in there somewhere but it's not actually intended...


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I sent that last night from home. Surprisingly busy here considering it's the middle of winter.
jambo
12-12-12, 03:27 PM
I sent that last night from home. Surprisingly busy here considering it's the middle of winter.

Cricket on ice. You're welcome.

I'd tune in, and you know my thoughts on cricket (not actually diagnosed with ADD, but seemingly can't concentrate on one game of anything for 5 days).

Jambo
Littlepeahead
12-12-12, 06:48 PM
I've just suggested to our IT manager that he asks this question when conducting interviews tomorrow. Just to watch their reaction.
SoulKiss
13-12-12, 08:09 PM
Cricket on ice. You're welcome.

I'd tune in, and you know my thoughts on cricket (not actually diagnosed with ADD, but seemingly can't concentrate on one game of anything for 5 days).

Jambo

could always just make it 1-day test, I'm a celebrity dancing strictly on ice factor cricket ?
BanannaMan
14-12-12, 06:04 AM
mouth and ear
I'm already old and ugly, doubt anyone would notice.
JamesMio
14-12-12, 12:00 PM
No, 'Oh great, another brainless poll' option then...?
chris8886
14-12-12, 12:20 PM
No, 'Oh great, another brainless poll' option then...?

that's what IB's for! tis just a bit of mindless, stupid fun :D

*n what else would expect from the littlepeahead?! lol
Littlepeahead
14-12-12, 12:23 PM
If you want serious discussion please exit IB and instead visit here:

http://www.weforum.org/

The World Economic Forum is an independent international organization committed to improving the state of the world by engaging business, political, academic and other leaders of society to shape global, regional and industry agendas.

Whereas Idle Banter is where we talk rubbish and have a giggle.
JamesMio
14-12-12, 01:44 PM
Please exit IB...

Done

Idle Banter is where we talk rubbish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQFnQAbAxOQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQFnQAbAxOQ
disco2
14-12-12, 07:50 PM
Defo legs then i could join the ministry of funny walks.
metalmonkey
14-12-12, 08:54 PM
Defo legs then i could join the ministry of funny walks.

Please refer to previous commets regarding such minsters and the chamber they are part of...

Here ix one for you, I'm sure you are all aware about broadcast cameras in the House of Commons and Lords, well I was told that you are not allowed to film them sleeping or drooling in such places:laughat:I really don't see why not, its probally more interesting than:smt091

Oh yes this is what I was thinking;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w