Bosoms & Beyonce

[Littlepeahead]

Mr LPH is watching Beyonce on ITV right now, can't think why as he doesn't like her music. But how on earth are her bosoms not falling out of that halter neck dress? Is there a lot of toupee tape going on?

[hongman]

Dunno but if they do fall out can you let me know so I can check it out :D

[Spank86]

Sounds like mr LPH is engaged in an important observational study into the load bearing capabilities of fabric.

You should encourage such things.

[Lozzo]

He's welcome to her, I prefer the more petite woman who's not going to be carting them around in a wheelbarrow when she's in her 50s.

[Littlepeahead]

We switched over to The Inbetweeners. Cringingly funny. Jay's advice to Simon that he should have a 'tactical w***' is priceless. Do teenage boys really talk this way?

[Spank86]

Pretty much.

When women aren't around they still do age 30.

[chris8886]

Pretty much.

When women aren't around they still do age 30.

and older i would say! lol

[Fallout]

The In Betweeners is funny because it is 100% accurate.

[joshwalker094]

We switched over to The Inbetweeners. Cringingly funny. Jay's advice to Simon that he should have a 'tactical w***' is priceless. Do teenage boys really talk this way?

Yes we do!





Nah do we fuc, we spek lik dis innt bruddahs

[Specialone]

Us 40 something's only respect the fairer sex :)

Beyonce used to have a really nice women's figure, now she has a figure that black men like, big fat thighs and ass, not for me ta.

[chris8886]

i quite agree with that, but you can't deny that she has got a great pair of bosoms!

[Bluefish]

Everybody need's a bosom for a pillow ;0)

[Littlepeahead]

Us 40 something's only respect the fairer sex :)

Beyonce used to have a really nice women's figure, now she has a figure that black men like, big fat thighs and ass, not for me ta.

If Beyonce wants to look like she has a skinny butt she just has to stand next to that Nicki Minje bird. She looks like a Barbie doll on bum steroids.

As for the Inbetweeners, Chris8886 is Simon. It's uncanny.

[NTECUK]

Is this on line
I think id better check Stew's finding ;)

[Lozzo]

We switched over to The Inbetweeners. Cringingly funny. Jay's advice to Simon that he should have a 'tactical w***' is priceless. Do teenage boys really talk this way?

My son and his mates seem to, so do the lads I used to get in my shop. So did we when we were the same age.

[650]

Us 40 something's only respect the fairer sex :)

Beyonce used to have a really nice women's figure, now she has a figure that black men like, big fat thighs and ass, not for me ta.

Up there with some of the most ridiculous things I've ever read on the internet, bravo!

[Ceri JC]

The In Betweeners is funny because it is 100% accurate.

Indeed. Both my and my brother's girlfriends are foreign and thought the In Betweeners was funny, but "too far fetched". Both girls thought that it was an exaggeration for comedic effect. They looked a bit dubious when we pointed out that:
A) Our teenage years were almost exactly like that.
B) The reason it is so funny is precisely because it's not an over the top caricature of life of a teenager in a British school, but a very realistic one.

[daveangel]

The only school age boys in Britain that don't now or didn't talk like The Inbetweeners in my day were the ones that went to Grange Hill:rolleyes:

Anybody remember the short sketch they put in a Young Ones episode as a send up of G.H.?

Ben Elton to Mr. Liberal 'Oh come on sir, we're the only kids in the country who never say fu!'

[Specialone]

Up there with some of the most ridiculous things I've ever read on the internet, bravo!

Ridiculous or not, it's a fact, just look at the women rappers etc put in their music videos, exactly how I've described.

I haven't got tons of black friends in fairness but the ones I do all have 'bigger' partners.

So thanks for your input but unless you have real evidence to discount my opinions don't bother carrying on this conversation cos I can't be bothered to argue about something so trivial.

[Bibio]

Everybody need's a bosom for a pillow ;0)

kula shaker?

[Specialone]

kula shaker?

Corner shop, brimful of asha isn't it?

[maviczap]

Corner shop, brimful of asha isn't it?

Yup