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Fallout
03-02-13, 11:09 AM
This summer I think it'd be cool to make a GM vid, for no reason except because it'll be fun to make and funny to watch on YouTube now and then. We can spend the day arsing about with bikes as usual, capture some ride bys on good corners and get some engine noise as we discussed yesterday on Death Road. I already have the drift for onboard footage, but am thinking some side of the road action with the camcorder would be good, and I could even put the drift on my RC car for some low down chase stuff. If someone has a suitable RC plane we could even attach a go-pro to that for some aerial footage. The sky is the limit! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT'S WAS FUNNY! *pins medal*
Who's game? If we really want to do it properly we could even write a script and do a a half arsed silly film. Nothing serious or too involved. A comedy would suit our clown antics better. Initial ideas for a film could be:
- New guy arrives at the hardcore GM biker gang. He is set a serious of challenges in order to join the crew, such as riding slowly around a car park, and eating a packet of crisps tapes to his fuel tank, meanwhile the evilist of the GM crew does everything he possible can to stop him, including throwing leaves in the road and at one point even farting into his helmet.
- Zombie apocalypse. Everyone is dead except the GM crew. We ride around trying to survive with thermos flasks of tea and hobnobs for sustenance. With one of our members bitten and looking worse by the day, it's up to us to find a cure for the virus, which probably involves some sort of humiliation. Lots of riding away at speed, and riding past people with fake machetes to cut them down would be the order of the day.
- Paranormal story. I'm thinking of a Bermuda Triangle kind of story where one biker gets stuck in some time space void, or perhaps purgatory after an accident, and finds he can't get out of a particular place. So he stonks down a road then reappears back at the start of it. Cue some old crazy biker at the side of the road muttering crazy mumbo jumbo about our standard biker doing something wrong, and can only undo the curse by fulfilling a series of challenges. These would involve burnouts (which obviously would be rubbish, making it funny), stealing gnomes from people's gardens, orally bleeding brake callipers, humming perfectly in tune to a revving engine, and finally doing battle with the 'Road Wraiths' (the speedy bit), which would involve lots of stupid costumes.
A few random ideas. As usual I expect to have to do all the hard work but it would be a laugh! Who's game?
Yeah why not, anything for a laugh! Maybe worth combining it with a long weekend away, for different scenery and weird looking people ;)
Wildkid
03-02-13, 12:17 PM
This has made my day!
Spank86
03-02-13, 12:56 PM
I'm thinking we make jammy ferry cups of tea on a tray balanced on his tank across loomies car park.
How about Jammy sneaks into Loomies, nicks breakfasts from any hard looking bikers then hides around the corner in case the owners recognise him. Oh hang on a minute .... he's already done that.
Fallout
03-02-13, 01:21 PM
How about Jammy sneaks into Loomies, nicks breakfasts from any hard looking bikers then hides around the corner in case the owners recognise him. Oh hang on a minute .... he's already done that.
Yeah, wasn't planning on making a documentary. :rolleyes:
Spank86
03-02-13, 01:43 PM
We should have a shot where we all have food but jammy has an empty plate and he builds an entire breakfast by stealing food every time one of us looks away.
Fallout
03-02-13, 01:47 PM
We should have a shot where we all have food but jammy has an empty plate and he builds an entire breakfast by stealing food every time one of us looks away.
Good. The more ideas the better. There's nothing worse than a 10 minute comedy film thought up over a few nights. The jokes are crap and diluted. You need to keep noting them down over a period of time so you have loads of material.
Who's doing the sex scene?
Good. The more ideas the better. There's nothing worse than a 10 minute comedy film thought up over a few nights. The jokes are crap and diluted. You need to keep noting them down over a period of time so you have loads of material.
Who's doing the sex scene?
Sex scene>? You mentioned yesterday it would be an Orgy. If so, you need a bigger tent
Spank86
03-02-13, 01:51 PM
Well if there's any women present the problem won't be who's doing the sex scene, it'll be how to restrain mark long enough to film anything else.
Fallout
03-02-13, 01:57 PM
Let's not scare them off with that kind of talk Spank. We want the camera rolling when they run off screaming.
Wideboy
03-02-13, 02:00 PM
might have been done already but we could recreate road rash, with cheesy sega music and everything!
Spank86
03-02-13, 02:05 PM
It's sort of been done with a chopper and a sports bike but its very bad and doesn't have the awesome soundtrack.
Fallout
03-02-13, 02:12 PM
How do we do the crashes? That's the problem. We can't even lie a bike down on the road really, unless we use a push bike for pure terrible terrible continuity entertainment.
Spank86
03-02-13, 02:15 PM
Green screen?
Anyone know how that works?
(Or we use Nathan's bike)
Wideboy
03-02-13, 02:40 PM
how about catch the pigeon, but jammy is the pigeon.
riding along with big over the top nets, drag nets between bikes ect... more ultimate cheese music
Paul the 6th
03-02-13, 03:11 PM
I know guys, how about a comical trailer for the AR13 rideout? That way you don't have to worry too much about the plot, long way round stylee and you can get some of the roads (POV and fly by), try get some interesting interviews with owners of loomies/the pub/the ice cream man at the lunch stop etc., show the venue, the banter etc. inject a load of personality into it and it could be really good - plus if it's done well it could inspire the haterz to come for a good weekend instead of staying in bitching about everything on the forums :)
just a thought :)
I know guys, how about a comical trailer for the AR13 rideout? That way you don't have to worry too much about the plot, long way round stylee and you can get some of the roads (POV and fly by), try get some interesting interviews with owners of loomies/the pub/the ice cream man at the lunch stop etc., show the venue, the banter etc. inject a load of personality into it and it could be really good - plus if it's done well it could inspire the haterz to come for a good weekend instead of staying in bitching about everything on the forums :)
just a thought :)
That sounds like a stonking idea! Fallout, arrange a directors meeting :smt066
Sir Trev
03-02-13, 04:53 PM
A few random ideas. As usual I expect to have to do all the hard work but it would be a laugh! Who's game?
I don't what you've been smoking this wekend but this does indeed sound like a laugh.
How about "conquering" neighbouring massives? You could go on a raid to the Southwest's turf and steal Jayne's remarkable recumbant bicycle, or parhaps persuade Squidly to lend you some tools to mend a broken frame in a bike with, say, orange wheels. I would suggest you turn up at H's and rename it North Loomies but you already own the former TV territories...
I know guys, how about a comical trailer for the AR13 rideout? That way you don't have to worry too much about the plot, long way round stylee and you can get some of the roads (POV and fly by), try get some interesting interviews with owners of loomies/the pub/the ice cream man at the lunch stop etc., show the venue, the banter etc. inject a load of personality into it and it could be really good - plus if it's done well it could inspire the haterz to come for a good weekend instead of staying in bitching about everything on the forums :)
just a thought :)
Agreed aswell. Board Meeting!!!!!
Thunderace
03-02-13, 09:18 PM
Green screen?
Anyone know how that works?
(Or we use Nathan's bike)
Balls to you funny man!:smt098
But yeah I'm in just let me know when and where!;)
@daddyjob - you actually going to make it in front of the camera without a mask on this time?:rolleyes:
@daddyjob - you actually going to make it in front of the camera without a mask on this time?:rolleyes:
He did last time.... was just in the end bit where Si is blabbing about sh*t
Thunderace
03-02-13, 09:37 PM
Oh yes that's true!:smt119
But I want to see a solo performance!;)
Balls to you funny man!:smt098
But yeah I'm in just let me know when and where!;)
@daddyjob - you actually going to make it in front of the camera without a mask on this time?:rolleyes:
I can now the 'ban' has been lifted. As per my terms of agreement with my last firm (Seymore Butts), i couldn't appear on camera acting for 6 months :smt023
Thunderace
03-02-13, 09:40 PM
I thought that was a ban for films you were watching?
No, they are only illegal in certain countries and thankfully none of them are in the EU
Thunderace
03-02-13, 09:43 PM
?????? Strange stuff you been watching! The Germans will put pretty much anything on dvd!
that's how i learned German, Ich Habe keine ahnung, wo ist meine handy?! Ich verlassen das in die schlachthof
Wideboy
03-02-13, 09:48 PM
i concur
Thunderace
03-02-13, 09:54 PM
that's how i learned German, Ich Habe keine ahnung, wo ist meine handy?! Ich verlassen das in die schlachthof
No idea what you did with your phone, and you left what in the abattoir?
Did you use google translate or is your Deutch a bit rusty?
Rusty German ;) i lost my phone, i think i left it in the slaughter house.
Thunderace
03-02-13, 10:06 PM
10 out of 10 for effort!;)
My aim in foreign languages was to learn odd words, filth and things that would be more useful than ; My name is, i live here, how are you. Were mundane. i learned; Where are the prostitutes, where is the slaughterhouse and are you wearing a G string are far more appropiate phrases!
I know guys, how about a comical trailer for the AR13 rideout? That way you don't have to worry too much about the plot, long way round stylee and you can get some of the roads (POV and fly by), try get some interesting interviews with owners of loomies/the pub/the ice cream man at the lunch stop etc., show the venue, the banter etc. inject a load of personality into it and it could be really good - plus if it's done well it could inspire the haterz to come for a good weekend instead of staying in bitching about everything on the forums :)
just a thought :)
Fab idea for a film,
could well be a pre req for any AR meetings in the future.
Bordtea
04-02-13, 12:47 AM
3 guys 1 hammer recreation will do the trick
Thunderace
04-02-13, 01:22 AM
My aim in foreign languages was to learn odd words, filth and things that would be more useful than ; My name is, i live here, how are you. Were mundane. i learned; Where are the prostitutes, where is the slaughterhouse and are you wearing a G string are far more appropiate phrases!
I doubt I would have survived there knowing just those phrases? Where are the prostitutes may have come across a bit odd when in the supermarket looking for cat litter or some such article!;)
However I did find "bitte leck mein pimmel" to get quite the reaction from the odd barmaid!:smt023
"Ich habe eine grosse Krake in meiner Lederhose" also used to make 'em laugh, mainly because it nearly makes sense but makes you sound obviously nicht Deutsch!
Thunderace
04-02-13, 01:29 AM
- Paranormal story. I'm thinking of a Bermuda Triangle kind of story where one biker gets stuck in some time space void, or perhaps purgatory after an accident, and finds he can't get out of a particular place. So he stonks down a road then reappears back at the start of it. Cue some old crazy biker at the side of the road muttering crazy mumbo jumbo about our standard biker doing something wrong, and can only undo the curse by fulfilling a series of challenges. These would involve burnouts (which obviously would be rubbish, making it funny), stealing gnomes from people's gardens, orally bleeding brake callipers, humming perfectly in tune to a revving engine, and finally doing battle with the 'Road Wraiths' (the speedy bit), which would involve lots of stupid costumes.
If we do this^^^ TIB is a shoe in for the lead role!:smt047
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