View Full Version : oh dear, its spreading. Eyelash lights
Brettus
06-02-13, 08:54 AM
Hope it isn't anyone on here as I think this might just outrank rim tape ;)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCXpaBkCUAARqcW.jpg:large
Source: https://twitter.com/EatSleepRIDE/status/298901583591264256/photo/1
Bluepete
06-02-13, 09:01 AM
Seen in Dorset summer 2012
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/P1060491_zps5eddd8dc.jpg
Out of sheer pity, I set fire to it. The local Cops came and gave me a well deserved pat on the back!
Pete ;)
missyburd
06-02-13, 09:16 AM
You have got to be kidding me, it's shocking enough on cars. Mine would be a Cyclopette anyway :lol:
Wideboy
06-02-13, 09:44 AM
Some people need instant death
Fallout
06-02-13, 10:07 AM
That one from dorset must spend a fortune on mascara.
missyburd
06-02-13, 10:10 AM
That one from dorset must spend a fortune on mascara.
Aye, but it's clearly not very good, terrible case of ingrowing eyelashes :rolleyes:
Fallout
06-02-13, 10:15 AM
Oh, how bitchy of you. MEEEOOOWWWW! :D
yorkie_chris
06-02-13, 10:27 AM
I bloody hate seeing this crap on cars. I suppose at least it points out the bint drivers who won't have any awareness past the rear view mirror at a safe distance.
Fallout
06-02-13, 10:32 AM
Yeah, remember that vid about filtering? Saying it's safer to filter because you have less chance of being rear ended. If I saw a car with eyelashes attached to it coming up behind me at a junction I'd be getting the hell out of there! :)
andrewsmith
06-02-13, 11:13 AM
I bloody hate seeing this crap on cars. I suppose at least it points out the bint drivers who won't have any awareness past the rear view mirror at a safe distance.
Want some for the Vito? ;)
Target avoidance is easier with them at least
Sir Trev
06-02-13, 12:18 PM
There is a car parked outside the office right now with these stupid things on it.
Adding them to an SV does nothing for the "it's not a girls bike" argument does it?
Bluepete
06-02-13, 03:41 PM
Did the bike have "Powered by Fairydust" on the back?
Usually seen on cars owned by fat "jolly" girls who have many, many cats at home...
Pete ;)
Spank86
06-02-13, 03:53 PM
Did the bike have "Powered by Fairydust" on the back?
Usually seen on cars owned by fat "jolly" girls who have many, many cats at home...
Pete ;)
love it. I wish I could link that comment on my facebook wall but I fear I might lose a few friends.:)
dizzyblonde
06-02-13, 03:55 PM
I'd love to take a pair of scissors to anyone who stuck lashes on a vehicle.
They ain't eyes, they're bloody headlights!
Wideboy
06-02-13, 03:56 PM
Did the bike have "Powered by Fairydust" on the back?
Usually seen on cars owned by fat "jolly" girls who have many, many cats at home...
Pete ;)
:lol:
andrewsmith
06-02-13, 04:56 PM
Did the bike have "Powered by Fairydust" on the back?
Usually seen on cars owned by fat "jolly" girls who have many, many cats at home...
Pete ;)
:lol: :thumleft:
joshwalker094
06-02-13, 05:22 PM
Did the bike have "Powered by Fairydust" on the back?
Usually seen on cars owned by fat "jolly" girls who have many, many cats at home...
Pete ;)
Described my auntie in one!
I hate them
Gosh, they might look quite nice on my Versys
;)
Saw these on a shocking pink micra ! Where they had been flapping in the wind and they had worn lines in the paintwork, Thru to the metal!!
HA HA - serves them right for buying a pink micra and sticking that carp on it.
xXBADGERXx
06-02-13, 09:48 PM
Kill them ......................... Kill them all before they lay Eggs
The Idle Biker
06-02-13, 09:51 PM
I like them.
yorkie_chris
07-02-13, 08:18 AM
Gosh, they might look quite nice on my Versys
;)
Actually yeah I tihnk you have a point.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Messie http://forums.sv650.org/images/ca_morpheus_gray/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=2827208#post2827208)
Gosh, they might look quite nice on my Versys
:wink:
Actually yeah I tihnk you have a point. Actually yeah I tihnk you have a point.
+1:thumleft:
metalmonkey
07-02-13, 09:37 AM
Did the bike have "Powered by Fairydust" on the back?
Usually seen on cars owned by fat "jolly" girls who have many, many cats at home...
Pete ;)
haha a mate had a girl friend with that written on the back of the car, I think he has a thing for fat girls;)
Pete isn't this breaking some kind of law that must brutally enforced?
yorkie_chris
07-02-13, 09:42 AM
Pete isn't this breaking some kind of law that must brutally enforced?
Fat birds? Yes, send them to some sort of starvation camp.
Fat bird wearing leggings... summary execution and render them down into biodiesel.
metalmonkey
07-02-13, 09:51 AM
Fat birds? Yes, send them to some sort of starvation camp.
Fat bird wearing leggings... summary execution and render them down into biodiesel.
haha:smt005
Wideboy
07-02-13, 09:58 AM
Fat birds? Yes, send them to some sort of starvation camp.
Fat bird wearing leggings... summary execution and render them down into biodiesel.
They're not wearing anything, its sprayed on. To think how they could possibly actually put them on everyday defies the laws of physics.
metalmonkey
07-02-13, 10:03 AM
I was out at a party with a large group of mates, anyways he was be chased by this rather large girl he came up to me said he me please:smt100 So I grabed him and turned to her and said "back off bitch he's mine" I'm not sure who was more shocked!
Brettus
07-02-13, 10:13 AM
^ This, wingman of the week award I think :)
Bluepete
07-02-13, 10:14 AM
Fat bird wearing leggings...
Chris will be starring in the next episode of "What's Your Perversion?" where he will massage this fine young lady with axle grease then ski down her back fat before diving in for a scuba themed dinner.
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/04a8c558d39193c4fe370f8cb2c9ead4_zpsd5f00b3c.jpg
Pete ;)
Bluepete
07-02-13, 10:17 AM
It's like a bad car crash.
You just can't stop looking...
Pete ;)
yorkie_chris
07-02-13, 10:20 AM
Lol, wrong, just wrong. TBH I have worse perversions, but they don't involve fatties!
I did hear a tale of a plastic surgeon who was making biodiesel out of the lard he sucked out the hides of his customers!
andrewsmith
07-02-13, 01:34 PM
Lol, wrong, just wrong. TBH I have worse perversions, but they don't involve fatties!
I did hear a tale of a plastic surgeon who was making biodiesel out of the lard he sucked out the hides of his customers!
Yep it ran like sh**e on it
i sooo want some eyelashes on my dustcart at work :)
metalmonkey
07-02-13, 06:59 PM
Lol, wrong, just wrong. TBH I have worse perversions, but they don't involve fatties!
I did hear a tale of a plastic surgeon who was making biodiesel out of the lard he sucked out the hides of his customers!
I think we should get a group of them, lube them up then race down sheets from the top of a very steep hill, then put it on youtube and make loads from the kickback off ads!
andrewsmith
07-02-13, 07:25 PM
Chris will be starring in the next episode of "What's Your Perversion?" where he will massage this fine young lady with axle grease then ski down her back fat before diving in for a scuba themed dinner.
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk24/conker51/04a8c558d39193c4fe370f8cb2c9ead4_zpsd5f00b3c.jpg
Pete ;)
Wish I hadn't looked back as I feel sick!
YC how long does the average scuba tank last?
xXBADGERXx
08-02-13, 04:15 PM
I did hear a tale of a plastic surgeon who was making biodiesel out of the lard he sucked out the hides of his customers!
Yep it ran like sh**e on it
And Tyler Durden kept nicking his supplies as well
http://cdn.gajitz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tyler-durden-fight-club-human-fat.jpg
andrewsmith
08-02-13, 04:41 PM
I now feel very sick!
Badger you bad bad man
xXBADGERXx
08-02-13, 09:40 PM
Badger you bad bad man
My work here .... is done
andrewsmith
08-02-13, 09:46 PM
My work here .... is done
Got an answer to my FB post :thumbsup: ;)
andrewsmith
08-02-13, 10:07 PM
Chances of Mooseknuckle?
http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/539690_597546923592998_1898548105_n.jpg
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