Coffee

[Bordtea]

Who likes coffee? I like it like I like my women, strong and black :thumleft:

[RobGotPie]

im the same...only i like mine ground up and in the fridge.

[Bordtea]

im the same...only i like mine ground up and in the fridge.
The women or the coffee? :D

[RobGotPie]

it works both ways :cool:

[Redmist]

coffee is awful. Many tastes I hated as a young un I now actually like, but coffee.... NO

[Owenski]

Yeah, I've got to have my a Java jolt in a morning.
Dont like it black though, more of a Latte man than esspresso. Saying that I save the good cuppa's for the weekends, all week Im just on instant.

[Wideboy]

Makes you're breath stink of raw **** and people gag in your presence

[Owenski]

Makes you're breath stink of raw **** and people gag in your presence

Their problem.
If I have to put up with the million things that wind me up with other folk then they can put up with coffee breath. After all its only the coffee that stops me killing them thanks to their annoying-ness.

[Fallout]

I like my coffee like I like my women too ... weak and white. However, too much upsets my stomach ... just like women too actually. Hey, wadayaknow?! :D

[andrewsmith]

Strong and white (just like the last female rugby player I dated)
Or being Lardydaa; mocha

Their problem.
If I have to put up with the million things that wind me up with other folk then they can put up with coffee breath. After all its only the coffee that stops me killing them thanks to their annoying-ness.

Yep
Joys of working in a sector driven on Tabs coffee and beer

[Specialone]

As I get drinks made for me by customers, I can't afford to be too fussy or I'd never drink any.

But, I'm more fussy with tea, if they make the first one crap and give me an option with tea or coffee on the next one, I'll have coffee, as I can stand varying coffee tastes.

Lattes are my favourite, I'm really into the ones from greggs ATM, they do a regular latte and bacon or sausage bap for £2 :)

[MisterTommyH]

Strong, black and sweet

[punyXpress]

Lattes are my favourite, I'm really into the ones from greggs ATM, they do a regular latte and bacon or sausage bap for £2 :)

. . doesn't the latte make the bap all soggy?
;)you can tell I dont get out often.

[Littlepeahead]

I like them like I like my men. Tall, skinny and covered in chocolate sprinkles.

[punyXpress]

Lph - you weren't involved in the press pictures of the tea van @ Lords were you?

[Tomor]

I like them like I like my men. Tall, skinny and covered in chocolate sprinkles.

Simon then?

[Spank86]

I think everyone was trying not to make that association Tom.

[Jayneflakes]

Coffee? Filthy dirty drug! I would rather do heroin! :smt101

I gave up coffee in 1998, alcohol in 2008 and chocolate last year! :smt112

If I find out that eating carpet is fattening, I am going to be bereft! :smt016



I started eating meat again in 2009... I feel so guilty. :(

[andrewsmith]

If I find out that eating carpet is fattening, I am going to be bereft! :smt016



I started eating meat again in 2009... I feel so guilty. :(

one of your 5 a day? ;)

[Jayneflakes]

one of your 5 a day? ;)

Five a day? I would get tongue strain! :smt005

[Littlepeahead]

Lph - you weren't involved in the press pictures of the tea van @ Lords were you?

Simon then?

I think everyone was trying not to make that association Tom.

I was indeed the one doing to the Yorkshire Tea press launch.

Tom! I am a married woman! (Mr LPH is 6'2")

[Fallout]

I am an inch longer. I can see the appeal.

[Sir Trev]

From coffee to wang jokes in 22 posts. Class, pure class.

Don't mind the odd latte from the in-house Starbucks at work.

[Littlepeahead]

From coffee to wang jokes in 22 posts. Class, pure class.



That must be a first - it taking 22 posts I mean. We usually manage it with under 5 - a bit like Fallout.

[Fallout]

I didn't make a wang joke. If you choose to interpret it that way, then all I can say is you're schlong. So very very schlong.

Sorry, my lisp playing up again.

[Mrs_giggles]

caramel latte, sweet and a bit posh just like me lol