Does this make me a celebrity?

[allantheboss]

Go to 45 minutes and 50 seconds into this program:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01rjr2y/Timeshift_Series_12_How_To_Be_A_Lady_An_Elegant_Hi story/

The girl on the far right hit on me one night, followed me into my Uni dorm where another girl was hiding under my bed sheets (lol). Could I sell that story to the Daily Mail?

[SvNewbie]

For those of you pervy enough to wonder and lazy enough to not be bothered!

[Runako]

Is Alan the one in the middle? ...






Alan, if no pics then its not true!

[Dicky Ticker]

NO-------------But you could tell the story on here.

[maviczap]

Is Alan the one in the middle? ...

The ugly one, yes that's him ;)

[TamSV]

That Allan's a playa, fo' sho'.

Age is a funny thing. I used to find stories of such sexual conquests hugely amusing and a source of many high-fives.

Now I'm old and have daughters of my own, those same stories fill me with homicidal rage. Strange thing. :)

[Spank86]

Bring them to the AR Tam, us GM lot will put them off males for life if they overhear one of our conversations.

[ClunkintheUK]

For those of you pervy enough to wonder and lazy enough to not be bothered!

Aye, thats me.

[Geodude]

Or you could of kept it to yourself while thinking how lucky you'd been as sometimes the decent thing is the right thing to do.

[Spank86]

Or you could of kept it to yourself while thinking how lucky you'd been as sometimes the decent thing is the right thing to do.

Now that definitely wouldn't have been the actions of a celebrity.

[joshwalker094]

She's nice :)
Tam how old are your daughters?

Alan, should well sell the story especially since you were James Bond aswell

[TamSV]

She's nice :)
Tam how old are your daughters?

The eldest has a boyfriend. He's not nearly good enough for her but she just can't see it.

If it wasn't for the fact they're only six years old I'd punch his ****ing lights out.

This is probably going to get worse for me as time goes by. :)

[Dicky Ticker]

Nutter Tam-----you did make me laugh out loud with that one :D

[allantheboss]

She's nice :)
Tam how old are your daughters?

Alan, should well sell the story especially since you were James Bond aswell

Fine by me!

For the record, the girl is one of the nicest girls I've ever known. It's just bad fortune that another girl got into my bed before she did.

[andrewsmith]

The eldest has a boyfriend. He's not nearly good enough for her but she just can't see it.

If it wasn't for the fact they're only six years old I'd punch his ****ing lights out.

This is probably going to get worse for me as time goes by. :)

Hahahahhaha

Cheers Tam need a new keyboard again

[Lozzo]

That Allan's a playa, fo' sho'.

Age is a funny thing. I used to find stories of such sexual conquests hugely amusing and a source of many high-fives.

Now I'm old and have daughters of my own, those same stories fill me with homicidal rage. Strange thing. :)

I have three daughters, stories like this fill me with laughter and a sense of "she takes after her mother".

[Skybaba]

The eldest has a boyfriend. He's not nearly good enough for her but she just can't see it.


That's called seeing through the "Daddy" lens :-)


If it wasn't for the fact they're only six years old I'd punch his ****ing lights out.


Now this has got to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time........really funny!!!!

[BanannaMan]

I have three daughters, stories like this fill me with laughter and a sense of "she takes after her mother".







Any chance you'd fix me up with one of them for a weekend next time I'm in the UK? ;)

J/K






the eldest has a boyfriend. He's not nearly good enough for her but she just can't see it.

If it wasn't for the fact they're only six years old i'd punch his ****ing lights out.

This is probably going to get worse for me as time goes by. :)




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