Seven inches is plenty

[Littlepeahead]

I just cooked myself a 14" pizza and can only manage half of it.

Pizza for breakfast it is then.

[DJ123]

There is still 4 hours of the evening left! Crack on and finish it off!

[Teejayexc]

I just cooked myself a 14" pizza and can only manage half of it.

Pizza for breakfast it is then.



I'm sure there is a *pye* equation for working out just how much you've managed :confused:

[Stephen McG]

I saw a blonde recently getting a takeaway pizza.
She was asked if she wanted it cut in 4 pieces or 8.
She said
Better make it 4, I could not eat 8

Anon

[andrewsmith]

I thought someone had been up to no good ;)

But ho hum

[Bibio]

well if 7'' is plenty then i'm well happy :-)

[JamesMio]

well if 7'' is plenty then i'm well happy :-)

I don't thnk she's talking inside legs here Bib'ster...

;0)

[DarrenSV650S]

looooool

[andrewsmith]

I don't thnk she's talking inside legs here Bib'ster...

;0)

:smt003

No one thought to make a Girth joke yet

[BBadger]

woman! oh wait.
I expected more clare

[chris8886]

:smt003

No one thought to make a Girth joke yet

what have we got that we take pi55 out of girth for then?! ;)

[andrewsmith]

7" wide ;)

14" long or 7" wide, what would you want to be??

[chris8886]

7" wide ;)

14" long or 7" wide, what would want to be??

f*** knows! you'll have to tell me/us!

[andrewsmith]

Me being a tool, what would you

[Bluefish]

Get on your bike I'll have the rest lol

[Specialone]

I don't thnk she's talking inside legs here Bib'ster...

;0)

That proper made me laugh :)

[Jabba]

I'm sure there is a *pye* equation for working out just how much you've managed :confused:

Sad person alert.

LPH wouldn't be happy with a 7" one. She'd need a 9.9"-er to be completely filled.

[Lozzo]

I'm seriously dyscalculaic, but even I know that the area of half a 14" diameter circle is not equal to the area of a 7" diameter circle.

[ClunkintheUK]

7" wide ;)

14" long or 7" wide, what would you want to be??

Either way you'll pass from blood loss whenever someone attractive walks past.

[andrewsmith]

Either way you'll pass from blood loss whenever someone attractive walks past.

hahaha

Fair point

[SvNewbie]

This was bugging me enough that I done a quick back of the envelope calculation. LPH I believe the ideal size for you is around 10 inches. Though I'd advise not trying not to put it all in your mouth at the same time.

[BanannaMan]

If you decide you need more I'm your man!
Just PM me I'm sure I can provide all you can handle! ;)












What? I have a friend who owns a pizza shop.
Really. She made me a heart shaped pizza for Valentines! :D