George Michael's nasty rash

[ChrisCurvyS]

Sure everyone's seen the bizarre tale about George Michael falling out of a Range Rover on the motorway -

http://www.express.co.uk/news/showbiz/401350/Driver-says-George-Michael-is-lucky-he-didn-t-die-when-he-fell-out-of-a-moving-car-on-M1

I'm just curious as to how he's apparently only sustained relatively minor injuries, despite only wearing a tracksuit and some witnesses putting the speed at 70mph? I know witness speed estimates can be way off but still, unless there was serious congestion, he must have been going fast enough for the road rash to almost skin him alive without leathers?

Unless he was wearing leather underneath his tracksuit of course...

[Teejayexc]

You gotta have faith.

Mind ewe, with the thread title I thought this was going to be about something completely different.

[Red Herring]

You don't just "fall out" of a Range Rover whilst being driven up the motorway. I wonder if what really happened will ever come out.....

[ehhsee]

You don't just "fall out" of a Range Rover whilst being driven up the motorway. I wonder if what really happened will ever come out.....

Exactly, surely if he 'fell out' he wasn't wearing his seat belt?

[Wideboy]

Maybe he thought it was like Mr Garrisons it? Or his friend was

[Scoobs]

Maybe he thought it was like Mr Garrisons it? Or his friend was

Does that actually make sense to anyone...or is it only me?

[Wideboy]

Those that watch south park will get it. Unfortunately I cannot explain on this forum what the IT is but needless to say George Michael would definitely want one.

[Pricey12]

Hmmm...

I wonder if there were any narcotics involved? :rolleyes:

[ClunkintheUK]

"...tried opening the door and shutting it again as it wasn't closing properly"

Not the brightest of ideas on the motorway. Thats why cars are so dangerous, he should be on a nice safe motorbike.

[Biker Biggles]

You don't just "fall out" of a Range Rover whilst being driven up the motorway. I wonder if what really happened will ever come out.....

He's already "come out" in more ways than one:cool:

[ChrisCurvyS]

Obv there's more too the whole 'falling out the car' thing (bet Mr Slave was the third occupant) but how has he not lost his skin sliding down the M1 in an Addidas tracksuit?

[ClunkintheUK]

The tracksuit melted leaving him with a hard plastic shell protecting him? Its a breakthrough in motorbike safety technology. I believe it is something that has been developed in the US. California in particular.

[ChrisCurvyS]

That's a good theory. Or perhaps a tube of lube exploded in his back pocket as he hit the tarmac?

[Specialone]

Been revealed he had chocolate all up his face when paramedics arrived, so obviously he's been careless with his wispa.

[Wideboy]

Maybe the years of back door pursuits left him with a rock hard back passage