Alton cafe anyone?

[Matt-EUC]

Weather's looking pretty hot and sunny, anyone gonna be out?

[Mark_h]

Nah I've heard the bloke behind the counter gobs in the teapot.

[Matt-EUC]

Only when people he doesn't like come in ;)

[Spank86]

nope, I'm off to pick up my new phone from the *******s at TNT who have ridiculous hoops to jump through just to collect packages

[Matt-EUC]

I wouldn't go shouting about collecting TNT packages...

[Spank86]

I'm taking the ace. They couldn't stop me anyway.