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Amadeus
18-08-13, 07:41 PM
They now come in envelopes of two, end to end, rather than in packs of three side by side. Don't know when it changed.

tigersaw
18-08-13, 08:09 PM
Because no-one can eat three shredded wheat

andrewsmith
18-08-13, 08:16 PM
What Tigersaw said
Tried it and it was a bit uncomfortable the next morning

TheRuffellator
18-08-13, 08:21 PM
Because no-one can eat three shredded wheat

Is it only me who has no problem eating like 6 of them? Maybe I've just got internals of steel...


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DarrenSV650S
18-08-13, 08:22 PM
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:winner: Best one of those yet

TheRuffellator
18-08-13, 08:55 PM
Haha cheers, can't remember where I stole it from.


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andrewsmith
18-08-13, 08:59 PM
Its a good one

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Fallout
18-08-13, 09:04 PM
If you put sugar on your shredded wheat, then why aren't you eating shreddies? And if you don't, what's wrong with your taste buds?

Two far more important questions in my opinion. Botham is a goon.

Amadeus
18-08-13, 09:12 PM
Is it only me who has no problem eating like 6 of them?

Yeah, biggest problem for me is fitting them in the bowl

andrewsmith
18-08-13, 09:30 PM
If you put sugar on your shredded wheat, then why aren't you eating shreddies? And if you don't, what's wrong with your taste buds?

Two far more important questions in my opinion. Botham is a goon.

Sugar!! You heathen!
As they come, is nicest.

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Specialone
18-08-13, 10:03 PM
Bored?:rolleyes: :)

andrewsmith
18-08-13, 10:08 PM
If it ain't a fry up your not interested ;-)

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TheRuffellator
18-08-13, 10:11 PM
Yeah, biggest problem for me is fitting them in the bowl

Yes! Weetabix also, there's got to be a market for oversize cereal bowls


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Fallout
18-08-13, 11:17 PM
Non sugared shredded wheat? Why don't you just eat a shoe?!

As for 6 x shredded wheat, I refuse to believe even an elephant's bowels could cope with that amount of fibre in a non-colourful way!!

dkid
19-08-13, 07:21 AM
Yes! Weetabix also, there's got to be a market for oversize cereal bowls


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Do what I do. Buy a family size Xmas pudding and keep the bowl it comes in ;)

Amadeus
19-08-13, 09:55 AM
Do what I do. Buy a family size Xmas pudding and keep the bowl it comes in ;)

How does it make the situation any easier - don't you just end up with shredded wheat sitting on top of crimbo pudding? :-)

dkid
19-08-13, 09:58 AM
How does it make the situation any easier - don't you just end up with shredded wheat sitting on top of crimbo pudding? :-)

Yeah but with the right amount of brandy doused over the top you'll be so pished you won't care.

Dave20046
19-08-13, 10:09 AM
If you have constipation why crunch monotonously through mouthfuls of painfully bland shredded wheat sadistically when weetabix do exactly the same job*


*providing you can eat fast enough to finish them before they turn into the inevitable sludge and have to give up as every time you look into the remnants in your bowl you see a used babies nappy

TheRuffellator
19-08-13, 10:12 AM
Do what I do. Buy a family size Xmas pudding and keep the bowl it comes in ;)

I can now die happy.


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Mauler
19-08-13, 10:29 AM
Frosted Wheats, by Toutatis! Excellent breakfast :D

andrewsmith
19-08-13, 12:07 PM
If you have constipation why crunch monotonously through mouthfuls of painfully bland shredded wheat sadistically when weetabix do exactly the same job*


*providing you can eat fast enough to finish them before they turn into the inevitable sludge and have to give up as every time you look into the remnants in your bowl you see a used babies nappy

I'll not look at Weetabix in the same way!
Try eating two portions (of the recommended measure) of all bran! Sod Major Picolax, all bran; thats explosive