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Amadeus
22-08-13, 10:34 AM
Having just seen this (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-23785323), I wonder if you have any terrifying incidents you'd like to disclose?
yorkie_chris
22-08-13, 10:38 AM
That was terrifying? Soft sods.
Amadeus
22-08-13, 10:44 AM
That was terrifying? Soft sods.

There was a certain amount of TIC from me. :-) Basically her boat broke down.
dkid
22-08-13, 10:45 AM
Boxing Day tsunami, 2004. Was in a beachfront hotel staying on island of Phuket, Thailand.
Mr Speirs
22-08-13, 10:50 AM
Terrifying incidents on par with Jennifer Ellison's 'Terrifying Incident'?

Let me see.

Stubbed my toe this morning.
B&Q were out of stock of some foil bubble insulation.
Dropped my sandwitch.
Missed a call on my phone.

Pretty hairy day so far.
454697819
22-08-13, 10:59 AM
Terrifying incidents on par with Jennifer Ellison's 'Terrifying Incident'?

Let me see.

Stubbed my toe this morning.
B&Q were out of stock of some foil bubble insulation.
Dropped my sandwitch.
Missed a call on my phone.

Pretty hairy day so far.

nearly put the wrong milk in my coffee....

first world problems people..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-23790335
Specialone
22-08-13, 11:26 AM
Terrifying ?
Coming over the brow of a hill at speed on your bike to find a vintage steam roller blocking your path is terrifying, especially with oncoming traffic blocking any potential overtake.

Having no work for a few weeks and not being able to pay bills is more terrifying than an engine cutting out on a boat, stupid cow.
maviczap
22-08-13, 11:37 AM
Having Chris Guy's pilotless VF750 hurtling towards you at +100mph on the IOM

Being impaled on the barbed wire fence in the neck as we all did a backward roll off the verge was the best option compared to being splattered by the careering bike.

If she thinks that's a terrifying sea experience, then try the Pentland Firth, with big green ones going over the top of the wheelhouse, whilst your ship does a submarine impersonation
Littlepeahead
22-08-13, 12:05 PM
Brock Badger got a flash of one of my nipples as I tried to get into the ill fitting sparkly bikini at AR last year. I think he's still got PTSD and needs therapy twice weekly.
ChrisCurvyS
22-08-13, 12:14 PM
Brock Badger got a flash of one of my nipples as I tried to get into the ill fitting sparkly bikini at AR last year. I think he's still got PTSD and needs therapy twice weekly.
Surely any gilr/woman who dons such outfits has nipples that men would generally want to see?!
Amadeus
22-08-13, 12:27 PM
Having Chris Guy's pilotless VF750 hurtling towards you at +100mph on the IOM

Crikey! Tho in fairness, it was probably more nerve wracking for him...

Brock Badger got a flash of one of my nipples as I tried to get into the ill fitting sparkly bikini at AR last year. I think he's still got PTSD and needs therapy twice weekly.

Did he not hang a CD from it? :scratch: :dj:
keith_d
22-08-13, 12:51 PM
Surely any gilr/woman who dons such outfits has nipples that men would generally want to see?!

Yep, but poor Brock is an innocent young soul. :smt096
nikon70
22-08-13, 12:54 PM
I thought I dropped a nut in my bike under the rear seat last night, was terrified !!!!
andrewsmith
22-08-13, 01:45 PM
Yep, but poor Brock is an innocent young soul. :smt096

Was until he drank with Dave Preston ;)
Owenski
22-08-13, 02:03 PM
Me? Na... I laugh in the face of danger, well after I've shat my pants I laugh at myself, but its close enough.
maviczap
22-08-13, 02:41 PM
Crikey! Tho in fairness, it was probably more nerve wracking for him...:

Yep, unfortunately it was a helicopter ride for him, although he lived to tell the tale
Littlepeahead
22-08-13, 03:44 PM
Getting an email from Chris886's mum saying he was in a coma in Bangkok heart hospital after a cardiac arrest. I really thought I'd finally got rid of him but the git pulled through.
nikon70
22-08-13, 06:30 PM
Feeling the love there
SoulKiss
22-08-13, 06:42 PM
Brock Badger got a flash of one of my nipples as I tried to get into the ill fitting sparkly bikini at AR last year. I think he's still got PTSD and needs therapy twice weekly.

As pointed out, he's a young lad, so I am sure he is "self medicating" more often than that :p

For more terrifying issues. see here (http://first-world-problems.com/)
chris8886
22-08-13, 07:10 PM
Feeling the love there

I know so am I! not! lol
Littlepeahead
22-08-13, 08:49 PM
I thought I'd run out of pesto earlier as the jar in the fridge had gone off. Just as I was about to ring 999 for help I found a fresh jar in the cupboard just in time.
yorkie_chris
22-08-13, 09:01 PM
Seriously this was actually a genuine emergency... ran out of teabags at work.


Actually thought of another one come to mention it... we were out on the boat the other week and ran out of donuts.
maviczap
23-08-13, 07:53 AM
Seriously this was actually a genuine emergency... ran out of teabags at work.


Truly terrifying :smt104:smt104:smt104
Amadeus
23-08-13, 08:28 AM
Seriously this was actually a genuine emergency... ran out of teabags at work.

Do you mean you'd run out proper or just that you had only (as Kathy Burke once said) "poncey flowery tea" - Earl Grey - surely a weakness of southern softies that a professional northerner wouldn't be seen dead drinking? :-)
yorkie_chris
23-08-13, 12:37 PM
Do you mean you'd run out proper or just that you had only (as Kathy Burke once said) "poncey flowery tea" - Earl Grey - surely a weakness of southern softies that a professional northerner wouldn't be seen dead drinking? :-)

For all intents and purposes run out proper, as you correctly surmise I wouldn't drink that pot-pouree in a bag dish water crap anyway! To my great shame I once tried some, actually found that there are worse things in life than rat-pack powdered tea :)