What the hell is going on with girl's eyebrows nowadays?

[Scoobs]

It's an epidemic! Stupid drawn on comedy / Groucho Marx eyebrows..? What are they thinking?

[nikon70]

something to do with not being happy with what they've got, so they have to shave them off and paint on eyebrows... go figure there is a whole swatch of different ones...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tpca6-Edu3Q/TZY2QbQShpI/AAAAAAAACQw/4hd4A5lPEHo/s640/eyebrow_shapes.jpg

WTF

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TIMO-pobFBg/TchikebdU6I/AAAAAAAAAFQ/ncrh-kZblvU/s1600/drawn-eyebrows-1.jpg

OMG I just shaved my eyebrows off... I know what let's draw the back on...

http://feminspire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/eyebrows-drawn-on.jpg

let's not even go there about how much makeup they put on...

[granty92]

oh gosh finally people on the same page as me!! the other day my sister came round with these stupid drawn on eyesbrows, yes i did proceed to take the p*ss out of her, i will try take a picture when i see her next so you can all have a laugh

[Wideboy]

Swift death. That is the only solution.

I've always associated it with the hipster movement or "living your life as a **** head" as there is a song about it. I blame modern music as its ****.

Omg let's where spandex chinos, a knitted jumper, some thick geek glasses and a stupidly oversized baseball cap worn at a funny angle, then we can listen to **** music all day and not work. Omg omg omg!

Swift death.

[minimorecambe]

"I play synth do-do do do do, we all play synth do-do do do"

[NTECUK]

TOWIE and the like have alot to do with it.

[Fallout]

If you add in ugg boots, earrings so big they rest on their shoulders, handbags big enough to hide a stolen baby in etc. etc. to the list, you soon realise that women don't actually have a clue. They're just as bad as guys, if not worse.

[Scoobs]

They're just as bad as guys

What?

Get out!

[gruntygiggles]

I have never understood the desire to wear so much make-up you don't even look like yourself anymore???

As for the eyebrows, just wow.

Be greatful though boys...at least they are advertising how truly wrong for you they are so no wasted time on dating them!

[nikon70]

I trim my eyebrows... shhh

[Owenski]

There is an advert on currently for a show called "educating yorkshire" The pleb at the end of that just beggers belief, hopefully her mates record that show and play it back to her in years to come.

[mattSV]

Scoobs taking the **** out of women for not having enough hair.

Oh the irony.

[PyroUK]

There is an advert on currently for a show called "educating yorkshire" The pleb at the end of that just beggers belief, hopefully her mates record that show and play it back to her in years to come.

That is just horrific! She looks like a puppet!

[Wideboy]

ahhh still and lifeless. Just how i like them.

[PyroUK]

Sadly I fear there is far too much life in that one! And she is certainly not still, just very rigid in her movements

[Scoobs]

ahhh still and lifeless. Just how i like them.

You do know your wife reads this forum don't you...???

[Scoobs]

Scoobs taking the **** out of women for not having enough hair.

Oh the irony.

Shut it.

[Lozzo]

You do know your wife reads this forum don't you...???

I thought she just looked at the pictures of Wideboy, she hadn't seen what was written about him before she took the plunge

[madcockney]

I have never understood the desire to wear so much make-up you don't even look like yourself anymore???

As for the eyebrows, just wow.

Be greatful though boys...at least they are advertising how truly wrong for you they are so no wasted time on dating them!

:joker:

[Jayneflakes]

I imagine that you need a steady hand to draw on new eye brows, I can't even draw two circles the same so would be useless at that kind of thing. Thankfully the first time I saw it I realised immediately that it looked ridiculous. One should never mock one's boss, even when the target is so easy...

Personally, I like a nice natural look even though I have to pluck every week because I have inherited my Mothers mono brow! =;

[missyburd]

Tis bad enough drawing eyeliner on so no chance I'd be going near my eyebrows. WHy on earth you'd want to get rid of them and draw your own on befuddles me. Anyway, I though the wild natural look was back in anyway, caterpillars are everywhere this summer, the bigger the better! ;)

[nikon70]

I can't stand messy hair... got something to do with my cleaning OCD.... unfortunately god graced me like a gorilla.... hairy and dumb - ug bash keyboard

[Fallout]

I basically walk around with eternal short hair bed head. The only time I don't have bed head is when my helmet flattens it down, and then I have like a mini mohawk going on, so I tend to bed head it up again. You'd hate it Nikon. In fact, I think it's probably for the best if we just become sworn enemies right now.

YOU WILL DIE, TIDY HAIR MAN! :D

[dizzyblonde]

Being of the fair of hair and face variety, my eyebrows are so blonde, they are practically invisible.

I very rarely wear makeup, I'm far more likely to be wiping compost and sweat across my brow being a farmer Giles down the allotment.

However, when I do eventually stick on the war paint, I do and always have had a nack(from my goth days of facial painting) of drawing on eyebrows.
There is a subtle difference between a complementary natural look with the correct colouring, and some scabby Towie tart look that looks like some horrendous cartoon duck face!

:smt077

[nikon70]

I basically walk around with eternal short hair bed head. The only time I don't have bed head is when my helmet flattens it down, and then I have like a mini mohawk going on, so I tend to bed head it up again. You'd hate it Nikon. In fact, I think it's probably for the best if we just become sworn enemies right now.

YOU WILL DIE, TIDY HAIR MAN! :D

I'm of the same thoughts, only it's you who will die!

:smt098

[Jayneflakes]

A bit of simple shaping works for me.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/282810_10152067826135828_270582943_n.jpg

But I do occasionally wear make up, which tends to be more gothic in style because I am such a vile black metal fan. :smt077

I am Satan's love slave and I love it! :smt077

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/66390_10151425452655828_1530665956_n.jpg

[nikon70]

What a nice pussy in the first photo and love the expression in the second ;) - unless that's your normal expression then I don't mean to offend

[tactcom7]

There is an advert on currently for a show called "educating yorkshire" The pleb at the end of that just beggers belief, hopefully her mates record that show and play it back to her in years to come.

you mean the chick at the end of this clip Matt?

8NQGPVv1wDU

:rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

Its not just TOWIE's ;)

http://stuffpoint.com/makeup/image/142665-makeup-great-goth-makeup.jpg

I should really make a nightwish and Cradle of Filth joke at the same time

[Jayneflakes]

I should really make a nightwish and Cradle of Filth joke at the same time

How very DARE you? Nightwish? :smt078

[Mauler]

Haha! I'm not entirely sure that Nightwish are as open to mockery as Cradle...

[andrewsmith]

How very DARE you? Nightwish? :smt078

muwahahahaha

http://youtu.be/GdZn7k5rZLQ

GdZn7k5rZLQ

mLz61g0JLxQ


Is this better Jayne??

http://youtu.be/COa1zx_6Xq0

COa1zx_6Xq0

[andrewsmith]

Haha! I'm not entirely sure that Nightwish are as open to mockery as Cradle...

Want a bet. Just wait until Jayne hosts an episode of Sister Sweary again

[Littlepeahead]

I like wearing make up. I wear it most days. But living in Essex some days it feels like I'm the only woman for whom a bottle of foundation lasts 6 months as those around me seem to use a bottle a day. I also like a bit of mascara however I'm in the minority as it now seems to be the norm to apply false eyelashes for the 7am bus that make you look like you've stuck the head of a yard broom on each eyelid. I thought make up was meant to enhance rather than morph you into some sort of orange barbie doll.

[Matt-EUC]

I like wearing make up. I wear it most days. But living in Essex some days it feels like I'm the only woman for whom a bottle of foundation lasts 6 months as those around me seem to use a bottle a day. I also like a bit of mascara however I'm in the minority as it now seems to be the norm to apply false eyelashes for the 7am bus that make you look like you've stuck the head of a yard broom on each eyelid. I thought make up was meant to enhance rather than morph you into some sort of orange barbie doll.

Now THAT, is where you're wrong. Make-up is there for the sole purpose of enhancing the beautifying effects of alcohol. During the week, they're just practising.

For example,

Sober:
http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af206/Matt-Phantom/Sober.jpg (http://s1008.photobucket.com/user/Matt-Phantom/media/Sober.jpg.html)


Drunk:
http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af206/Matt-Phantom/Drunk.jpg (http://s1008.photobucket.com/user/Matt-Phantom/media/Drunk.jpg.html)

[andrewsmith]

Now THAT, is where you're wrong. Make-up is there for the sole purpose of enhancing the beautifying effects of alcohol. During the week, they're just practising.

For example,

Sober:
http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af206/Matt-Phantom/Sober.jpg (http://s1008.photobucket.com/user/Matt-Phantom/media/Sober.jpg.html)


Drunk

I feel I'll after looking at that!

sent from the shredded wheat factory

[BanannaMan]

I thought make up was meant to enhance rather than morph you into some sort of orange barbie doll.









And you call yourself an Essex girl. :rolleyes:

[BanannaMan]

Now THAT, is where you're wrong. Make-up is there for the sole purpose of enhancing the beautifying effects of alcohol. During the week, they're just practising.

For example,

Sober:
http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af206/Matt-Phantom/Sober.jpg (http://s1008.photobucket.com/user/Matt-Phantom/media/Sober.jpg.html)


Drunk:
http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af206/Matt-Phantom/Drunk.jpg (http://s1008.photobucket.com/user/Matt-Phantom/media/Drunk.jpg.html)





I'll have two of whatever Matt-EUC's drinking!

[xXBADGERXx]

Funnily enough I mentioned something similar on Facemong last night ..... My gripe was with adverts saying their product is bigger and better than last years .... and other competitors , so if this is the case , and has been for the last few years then women should be sporting Werewolf Eyebrows and Eye Lashes like Ostrich Wings


Like this Oxygen robbing specimen
http://failhair.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/really-bad-eyebrows-283x300.jpg

[dizzyblonde]

Funnily enough I mentioned something similar on Facemong last night ..... My gripe was with adverts saying their product is bigger and better than last years .... and other competitors , so if this is the case , and has been for the last few years then women should be sporting Werewolf Eyebrows and Eye Lashes like Ostrich Wings


Like this Oxygen robbing specimen
http://failhair.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/really-bad-eyebrows-283x300.jpg

Did she spray those on with the use of a template :smt042

[xXBADGERXx]

Won`t be long before these young , clueless , misguided media-fed idiots start looking like this

http://www.thefilmpilgrim.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Priscilla-PingPongReactionL.png

[andrewsmith]

Won`t be long before these young , clueless , misguided media-fed idiots start looking like this

http://www.thefilmpilgrim.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Priscilla-PingPongReactionL.png

Or Lilly Savage!
So badger... You still using the max factor I bought you ;)

sent from the shredded wheat factory

[xXBADGERXx]

So badger... You still using the max factor I bought you ;)

Only for you Sexy , only for you
http://thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/gremlins2i.jpg

[andrewsmith]

Only for you Sexy , only for you
http://thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/gremlins2i.jpg

That could seriously could be something that would pull in Newcastle, if the other person is wasted after 25 pints of watered down larger

or a normal night in...

[xXBADGERXx]

Admit it Andy , you`ve already warmed the hankies up .

[andrewsmith]

Ferrrrrrrck off!
I certainly don't go out late enough for them to surface