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andrewsmith
26-10-13, 07:09 PM
Time to have a giggle. Heres two start everyone off. Post anything that shouldn't be googled
Image search: Goitres
Image search: Obese
Sid Squid
26-10-13, 08:22 PM
Swallow.
Matt-EUC
26-10-13, 08:59 PM
I'm feeling lucky: Weapons of mass destruction.
andrewsmith
26-10-13, 09:00 PM
Armenian brandy adam
Matt-EUC
26-10-13, 09:02 PM
Image search: iflyillini
The Idle Biker
26-10-13, 09:11 PM
Do not google tubgirl. DO NOT GOOGLE TUBGIRL.
Matt-EUC
26-10-13, 09:14 PM
Do not google tubgirl. DO NOT GOOGLE TUBGIRL.
I have to agree.
I, on the other hand, am completely desensitised.
kaivalagi
26-10-13, 09:47 PM
lemonparty.org
There used to be a guy at my old work who would email links that on the surface look okay but bloody referenced that URL......
andrewsmith
26-10-13, 11:20 PM
That's bad!
1 priest 1 nun
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Jayneflakes
27-10-13, 08:37 AM
I am immune to most of these shock sites, however I really hate to see human suffering, so struggle with things like landmine victims or bullet wounds.
Mind you, if you want to freak out your friends, a few stills from Human Centipede 2 will get them screaming! :smt077
Dave20046
27-10-13, 09:00 AM
Blue waffle
TheRuffellator
27-10-13, 01:40 PM
Best gore.. Some nasty stuff on there.
Sent via Crayola using the black crayon.
Dave20046
27-10-13, 03:09 PM
Any symptom you may be experiencing
It always ends up in some sort of cancer/meningitis scare
cheezypeas.net
one man one jar
pain olympics
joe_f59
28-10-13, 08:02 AM
Type Allah hu Akbar and then something about bomb making. Do it a few times, then listen for the sirens!
(this is a joke don't f@@&&@* over react)
ClunkintheUK
28-10-13, 02:05 PM
Gordon Brown
one man one jar
But he just squats there so casually pulling it all out afterwards.
DJFridge
28-10-13, 03:58 PM
Never Google yourself. It only leads to rediscovering 80s pics of yourself with big hair
But he just squats there so casually pulling it all out afterwards.
While the blood pours out! In fairness, what else is he supposed to do? Cant really leave it in there I guess.
Your wifes surname whilst your in laws watch to look at family trees when her maiden name is Cumming!
Matt-EUC
31-10-13, 12:36 AM
Your wifes surname whilst your in laws watch to look at family trees when her maiden name is Cumming!
That's what safe search is for, you plonker. :p
Jayneflakes
31-10-13, 02:53 AM
That's what safe search is for, you plonker. :p
Safe search is for nancies! :smt104
I like the internet and its nasties... Well the ones I am brave enough to look at. Actually scrap that, I am not brave enough to look at the real nasties, just the moderately funny bordering on mildly sick. :cheers:
That's what safe search is for, you plonker. :p
Wasn't my laptop and I'm not that computer literate mate :)
Apparently its a very historical Scottish clan name once you get past pages of 'action shots'.
Nick762
02-11-13, 09:49 PM
:nomore:I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
Joe Marcon
04-11-13, 02:31 AM
Never type : joe marcon and lambo in google
Never type : joe marcon and lambo in google
BEST THREAD EVER.
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apchara
04-11-13, 09:22 PM
Never search: BLUE WAFFLE
Dave20046
05-11-13, 10:08 PM
www.meatspi....
...oh wait I still have the black flag on my account :(
andrewsmith
05-11-13, 10:17 PM
www.meatspi....
...oh wait I still have the black flag on my account :(
What meatspin.com??
Just the one black flag Dave? ;-)
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Dave20046
05-11-13, 10:19 PM
I think it's just one...it's spinning too fast to tell
andrewsmith
06-11-13, 05:04 AM
Your eyes are hurting you trying to work it out
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garynortheast
06-11-13, 09:19 PM
You b'stards! That's the last time I let my curiosity get the better of me and investigate any of those suggestions. About 2 second duration and I feel a bit nauseous!
andrewsmith
08-11-13, 08:50 PM
Parishilton.com
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