View Full Version : Top 10 org moments
davepreston
08-11-13, 11:03 PM
I submit this entry
electro taking a aircraft like wide arc approach gaining speed towards the portaloo at AR 13 , then with a single diving shoulder charge movement, , crashing in to it knocking the structure speedily and with great force onto its side
a single scream followed and the door flew open and a purple and brown covered orger rolled out
20+ witness laughing and falling to their knee's unable to breathe
please add your own wonderful org moments below :)
AR13, Criggers gets his knee down on the roundabout, swiftly followed by the rest of his leg, his missus knee, her leg and the bars.
Then coming to a stop but inches from me. Quite scary at the time (thought he was going to scratch my bike) but hilarious in hindsight.
Spank86
09-11-13, 12:21 AM
I submit this entry
electro taking a aircraft like wide arc approach gaining speed towards the portaloo at AR 13 , then with a single diving shoulder charge movement, , crashing in to it knocking the structure speedily and with great force onto its side
a single scream followed and the door flew open and a purple and brown covered orger rolled out
20+ witness laughing and falling to their knee's unable to breathe
please add your own wonderful org moments below :)
They weren't the only ones unable to breathe, although that might have been partially because I knew WHAT I'd have been breathing.
chris8886
09-11-13, 12:28 AM
They weren't the only ones unable to breathe, although that might have been partially because I knew WHAT I'd have been breathing.
LOL!!! :smt044 I just wish I had seen it/if I did see it, wish I could remember it!!
ps. sorry adam, I really don't doubt that it wasn't fun!!
Spank86
09-11-13, 12:36 AM
You'd be surprised. As ever Chris it's always fun till you hit the ground.
Luckily I was half way out the door, **** in hand, when the portaloo hit the floor so it didn't really hurt.
I then had the tricky proposition of returning said appendage to a suitable place while face down on the grass and attempting to leaver myself fully upright whilst laughing before I could sort the loo out.
(Oh, and anyone here that gets upset by words on The internet... Man up, this is the org and the tone has been set in RL)
To lighten the tone somewhat:
AR11 Gate duty, fully loaded blue and orange and dirt adventure bike rolls up two up, rider puts his foot down, chatting happens, loose stone shifts under riders foot, passenger disappears under control desk in a commando roll.
If you've seen the signature, you know why we couldn't award the prize to anyone else that weekend...
(Despite this, they're now happily married and the pillion seat on the new bike is a lot lower :p)
the_lone_wolf
09-11-13, 10:16 AM
To lighten the tone somewhat:
AR11 Gate duty, fully loaded blue and orange and dirt adventure bike rolls up two up, rider puts his foot down, chatting happens, loose stone shifts under riders foot, passenger disappears under control desk in a commando roll.
If you've seen the signature, you know why we couldn't award the prize to anyone else that weekend...
(Despite this, they're now happily married and the pillion seat on the new bike is a lot lower :p)
The trophy takes pride of place in my garage!!
To be fair, given that with all the kit on it was probably the best part of 350kg, it didn't spend enough time on its side for anyone to get a picture, despite there being lots of cameras around... ;)
Won't be looking to recreate the moment with the RC8
;)
Nothing tops Scoobs tasering himself....... Search on here for the thread - its a classic :D
The other one that comes to mind is Jonboy/Admin2 telling a newbie that the best way to use earplugs is to shove them in with the blunt end of a pencil until resistance is felt.
fizzwheel
09-11-13, 10:30 AM
This
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=149234
Closely followed by Hovis at AR08 on the kids toy in the pub back garden and then falling asleep on his stool in the bar much later on that evening...
Specialone
09-11-13, 10:38 AM
Nothing tops Scoobs tasering himself....... Search on here for the thread - its a classic :D
You mean the one that's actually not true? :rolleyes:
It was almost an exact copy of an Americans post somewhere else way before scoobs posted it :)
dizzyblonde
09-11-13, 10:51 AM
To lighten the tone somewhat:
AR11 Gate duty, fully loaded blue and orange and dirt adventure bike rolls up two up, rider puts his foot down, chatting happens, loose stone shifts under riders foot, passenger disappears under control desk in a commando roll.
If you've seen the signature, you know why we couldn't award the prize to anyone else that weekend...
(Despite this, they're now happily married and the pillion seat on the new bike is a lot lower :p)
We were all too busy howling with laughter to get a photo. Beats me turning up covered in deer guts at the same place for AR 07
I've a whole bunch of shots from AR08 I took of Hovis and gang from the
Kids playtime. Apart from the one with Hovis on his head getting too much bounce, I love the one with Drew, Lily, Girth and as many folk possible in the Wendy house. Even Redbuou who came all the way from south France :)
Matt-EUC
09-11-13, 11:01 AM
TOGMIE '13. Watching Chris nearly laugh himself to death while LPH shouted abuse at us from inside her tent.
You mean the one that's actually not true?
:-#
timwilky
09-11-13, 12:36 PM
Hah, got to be this
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=72649
Matt-EUC
09-11-13, 01:09 PM
Hah, got to be this
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=72649
I think a little bit of wee came out...
Badgers explosive arz has to be up there.
Littlepeahead
09-11-13, 01:42 PM
TOGMIE '13. Watching Chris nearly laugh himself to death while LPH shouted abuse at us from inside her tent.
That's because I had got into my tent in order to go to bed and instead you lot decided just to continue the party in there. At least I didn't flash my nipple at anyone in there. Thankfully only one orger had that as an AR experience and he's brain bleached it.
Matt-EUC
09-11-13, 01:44 PM
Is it pierced?
Luckypants
09-11-13, 02:19 PM
Badgers explosive arz has to be up there.The time we all left the Shell in Betws-y-coed in a bit of a hurry after Smudgepants earned his new nick name. The colour draining from a "certain Dave's" face when he realised he had passed a copper doing in excess of a ton.(Luckily copper was busy giving 3-points to another of our little band) Stretchie's face getting off Rick Damage's bike after a day pillioning round N. Wales. Laughs around the campfire. Riding the highlands with some great friends. Charging over the mountain on the Isle of Man, fully loaded, for 'just one more go' before the ferry with PT6.
Personal moments with the org, maybe not the best and there many other moments too personal to relate.
chris8886
09-11-13, 06:06 PM
Closely followed by Hovis at AR08 on the kids toy in the pub back garden and then falling asleep on his stool in the bar much later on that evening...
definitely this one! my god how we laughed at that one.
Littlepeahead
09-11-13, 10:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9lcnyS2NOE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
yorkie_chris
09-11-13, 11:24 PM
Oh god there would be loads.
Arriving at the end of the kinlochleven loop with luckypants both giggling like idiots with er "warm" tyres.
Hovis jenga.
Did somebody get gaffa taped to the ceiling beam on the binky and lissa peaks rideout 08 or so? Can't quite remember as I was completely p*ssed!
Badger playing *rse piano and falling in love with a hippo on the hardy bikers.
Oh and another badger one, him turning up back at glencoe ride campsite with a massive topbox full of grog after we fixed his bike :)
And many many more...
Luckypants
10-11-13, 10:53 AM
Arriving at the end of the kinlochleven loop with luckypants both giggling like idiots with er "warm" tyres.
He He He! Not to mention the nice bus driver warning us of a speed trap down the road :smt033
punyXpress
10-11-13, 03:12 PM
Oh god there would be loads.
Arriving at the end of the kinlochleven loop with luckypants both giggling like idiots with er "warm" tyres.
Hovis jenga.
Did somebody get gaffa taped to the ceiling beam on the binky and lissa peaks rideout 08 or so? Can't quite remember as I was completely p*ssed! ManxMatt?
Badger playing *rse piano and falling in love with a hippo on the hardy bikers. . . and helping that guy with his laptop
Oh and another badger one, him turning up back at glencoe ride campsite with a massive topbox full of grog after we fixed his bike :)
And many many more...
Happy Daze!
Littlepeahead
10-11-13, 04:51 PM
At ARTNW Electro's delight upon realising the reason I'd bought limes, ice and ginger beer at the supermarket was because I was planning a Caribbean style rum cocktail party outside his tent. Unfortunately he got quite drunk, and didn't realise that later on the little sparks from the fire were singing holes in his favourite top. He awoke the next morning to find he was wearing something resembling a smoked teabag and was gutted.
AR10 in Wales, Bear running up behind me and sticking his hand down the front of my dress, then as my husband came wandering over to join us and meet Jaime for the first time Jaime introduced himself and shook Mr LPH's hand with the spare hand he wasn't fondling my bosom with.
Specialone
10-11-13, 05:24 PM
AR10 in Wales, Bear running up behind me and sticking his hand down the front of my dress, then as my husband came wandering over to join us and meet Jaime for the first time Jaime introduced himself and shook Mr LPH's hand with the spare hand he wasn't fondling my bosom with.
I wouldn't have been friendly if that was me Clare tbh, apart from the fact my wife would've tore him a new one, mr lph must be an understanding guy.
Littlepeahead
10-11-13, 09:00 PM
This is the same Jaime who stuck his face up Soulkiss's kilt to check he was a proper Scotsman.
Hovis on the trampoline at AR09 (I think). Completely PAAT unable to stand up giggling like a kid.
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BanannaMan
11-01-14, 12:10 AM
AR10, the entire weekend.
Well worth the 5000 mile trip and money spent.
Truly one of the best times ever and certainly the best rideout I've ever been on.
ManxMatt34
11-01-14, 04:39 PM
Yes i got taped up in a bunkhouse, peaks 09 that was. I have alot of great highlights, hard to pick the best but AR09 breaking paulthe6th tent with Owenski is up there- yes we were drunk.
missyburd
16-01-14, 05:45 PM
Same Mr Hovis at ARO8 rocking on his stool while various objects were precariously balanced on his head...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTHNwcoYxgo
Hovis dancing on tables.
This...
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/315_92673130552_6600_n.jpg
The time (the only time) YC's SV got sneakily cleaned in the night much to his disgust in the morning!
Sally's bike being mysteriously moved along with his boots and keys while he was showering...only for Sally to find his boots and keys and not notice his bike was gone til 4 in the morning...
Petevtwin's mullet all over the org
I could go on!
Fordward
16-01-14, 09:07 PM
Did somebody get gaffa taped to the ceiling beam on the binky and lissa peaks rideout 08 or so? Can't quite remember as I was completely p*ssed!
Yes i got taped up in a bunkhouse, peaks 09 that was
And there's proof...
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/8528_290479470552_6662821_n_zps3b4990c4.jpg
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/8528_290479525552_733160_n_zps469eb4c8.jpg
Fordward
16-01-14, 09:18 PM
Dangerous Dave (and the Dave at the back is dangerous too)
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/40451_1511317056447_5842215_n.jpg
Suits you sir!
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/6728_258590865552_6121342_n_zpsc2eef991.jpg
Lap dog
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/37425_10150238114345553_4733171_n_zps747bfbc2.jpg
Barstewards
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/457864_10150727520007989_1424420046_o_zps193261b3. jpg
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/478773_10150727520422989_1976625642_o_zps9cabbe9a. jpg
Fordward
16-01-14, 09:56 PM
This...
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/315_92673130552_6600_n.jpg
Petevtwin's mullet all over the org
A photo from that GM, plus mention of Pete can't go past without this...
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/2008_0817Massacre0049_zps19fa300c.jpg
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/DSCF5201_zps4fff0d1b.jpg
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/DSCF5202_zps77c041ea.jpg
Owenski
16-01-14, 10:35 PM
Ar09 putting all the faces to names. General misbehaving and tent wrecking following my first experience of port. Certainly NOT the hangover following.
The carlsberg, my first rideout with Org members... me and Davenumbers getting split from the group and riding far beyond common sense limits in order to link back up... including Dave playing chicken with a car on a narrow bridge...and winning.
Ar09 talking hovis out of walking across the railway sleeper that was on the fire. Took me and gary damn near an hour to convince him it could only end at a+e... so he should drink up first.
The Paintball day been compeltly bossed by Mrs yc proving she's the bigger better out of the yc family...and me fracturing my wrist in the process (carried on like a pro though ;) )
Manxmatt trying to kill me on a rideout by overtaking without checking to see me over taking him.
The thread on here where a noob came on raving about kneedown on a roundabout, he caught me on a day where I had the time to sit and reem him out. Entertained many folk that thread, no ides where it is now. Hongman had a quote from me from that thread as his sig for ages "you can see my penis if it pleases you". If anyone knows where it lives in the archive link it for me please. :-)
ar10. Now I didn't go as I was getting married but a pack of riders who did go took a detour on their already long journeys home to call in on my wedding, which I apprechiated hugely!
And of course the friends the Org has given me. Its reaffirmed old friendships (Bert) and spawned countless new ones.
christian1000
16-01-14, 10:46 PM
Barstewards
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/457864_10150727520007989_1424420046_o_zps193261b3. jpg
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/478773_10150727520422989_1976625642_o_zps9cabbe9a. jpg
Hello sailor! Nice hat...
That was a great trip,
(Apart from all the rain!)
BanannaMan
17-01-14, 05:50 AM
A photo from that GM, plus mention of Pete can't go past without this...
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/2008_0817Massacre0049_zps19fa300c.jpg
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/DSCF5201_zps4fff0d1b.jpg
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/colinbal4/DSCF5202_zps77c041ea.jpg
I recieved Lissa's name in Secret Santa that year.
Pete refused to play as he was sure he'd get something diesel related.
So he got a nice letter (reprimand) from Santa and some stickers for the duke. ;)
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=144360&highlight=santa
On the bike at AR10:
http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s507/thebanannaman/151_zpsf18d4b08.jpg
Spank86
17-01-14, 10:54 AM
The thread on here where a noob came on raving about kneedown on a roundabout, he caught me on a day where I had the time to sit and reem him out. Entertained many folk that thread, no ides where it is now. Hongman had a quote from me from that thread as his sig for ages "you can see my penis if it pleases you". If anyone knows where it lives in the archive link it for me please. :-)
forum search for all posts by Owenski featuring the word "penis"
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=169884&highlight=penis
You use it more than I would have thought on a family friendly forum :D
ClunkintheUK
17-01-14, 11:27 AM
That was a bit before my time. Funny though.
ClunkintheUK
17-01-14, 11:28 AM
One of my fav moments was High Viz super man on AR13.
carelesschucca
17-01-14, 02:24 PM
I have lots of great memories but watching big Tony nearly flip himself of the back of his Ducati near the rest and be thankful has to be right up there. No, he wasn't pulling wheelies he thought it would be a great idea to sit up have a nice stretch, went to take control again but his fingers caught the bottom of the throttle blipping the engine. He went from the most relaxed man in the world to lying on his back looking at the sky, only thing that stopped him coming off the bike was his feet hitting the clipons and stopping him rotating any further. I'm sure he took up smoking about 30's later, while I wet myself laughing.
One of my fav moments was High Viz super man on AR13.
Superman?
ClunkintheUK
17-01-14, 03:49 PM
Fallout's waterproofs were both homo erotic and bright yellow. He also couldn't seem to keep his marker vest on properly, hence a hi-viz cape too.
SvNewbie
17-01-14, 03:52 PM
You know, you could have explained that easier by posting the video you took :P
ClunkintheUK
17-01-14, 03:52 PM
the video is at home. I am at work.
Besides I thought I'd post that at the one year anniversary for nostalgia.
Ahhhh yes. That was funny
Owenski
18-01-14, 12:11 AM
forum search for all posts by Owenski featuring the word "penis"
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=169884&highlight=penis
You use it more than I would have thought on a family friendly forum :D
What can I say, penis just does it for me. :-) a nice little re-read and some posts in there from Reeder to make me smile all the more.
Biker Biggles
18-01-14, 08:07 AM
Hah, got to be this
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=72649
Hard to beat that one.No sign of Pedrosa these days?
Matt-EUC
18-01-14, 10:13 AM
There seems to be an account for most of the GP riders. I've seen Marquez and Rossi too.
dizzyblonde
18-01-14, 10:45 AM
Hard to beat that one.No sign of Pedrosa these days?
I've seen him post, but he seems to have gotten rid of his accent ;)
IIRC he was leaving Spain the last time I saw.
Matt-EUC
18-01-14, 10:46 AM
Account or accent?
dizzyblonde
18-01-14, 10:50 AM
Account or accent?
You're very new to the forum really, so old regulars aren't around so often. .Pedrosa used his accent in his posts, quite humorous.
He was a very cheeky little man!
Matt-EUC
18-01-14, 10:51 AM
Ah I see, I thought it was a typo :p
Biker Biggles
18-01-14, 11:24 AM
I've seen him post, but he seems to have gotten rid of his accent ;)
IIRC he was leaving Spain the last time I saw.
Last seen riding off into the sunset with Camilla Jessop,and Rossi in hot persuit.:makelurve:
On a more serious note another great org moment was the Blue SV thread taking Nadine Bien through how to fix an SV 650 alternator/charging failure.Pages of how to diagnose then fix the problem with minimal facilities at the roadside.
Persuading everybody in the pub at first Essex AR to text Scoobs at 10pm asking him where he was.
IIRC he had messed up the dates, so after promising he would be there, he realised at the least minute he couldn't make it.
Totally ****ed up his inbox apparantly, with texts continuing to arrive on his phone all night.
Best Org moment for me personally was the first North South trip. 300 mile journey up on the Friday, 330 miles blatting around some amazing roads, ended the day with a puncture, and then 300 miles home on the Friday.
First time I got to meet a few of the norverners (Richienumbers, Saxo, Amarko, Twilky I think)
Absolutely bolloxed by Sunday night but **** me what a giggle.
Littlepeahead
18-01-14, 04:27 PM
Bear walking into the club on site at the Hovis TT AR in Wales and getting faux frisky on the dance floor with the 'only gay in the village' while the bouncer tried to stop him stripping. Us all laughing while the locals looked on very confused.
missyburd
18-01-14, 05:58 PM
Carelesschucca's Triumph being parked in the bunkhouse at last year's GM...
carelesschucca
18-01-14, 08:51 PM
That wasn't funny and neither was the smell after I'd pinged it off the limiter :-)
That wasn't funny and neither was the smell after I'd pinged it off the limiter :-)
Probably not as bad as the smell of petrol from andy's fuel tank. Which sounds dangerous but it wasn't...
Mainly because it was sitting on the bunkhouses kitchen floor at the time, cunningly hidden by a towel!
andrewsmith
18-01-14, 09:37 PM
Probably not as bad as the smell of petrol from andy's fuel tank. Which sounds dangerous but it wasn't...
Mainly because it was sitting on the bunkhouses kitchen floor at the time, cunningly hidden by a towel!
Aye then I went to spark up next to the open door into the kitchen.
Blame Mark for the smell he flooded the drain line
missyburd
19-01-14, 11:08 AM
Haha good times. Andysmith repeatedly demonstrating his lighter trick, don't try this at home kids!
https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/q71/s720x720/969486_10152889576355553_2016078627_n.jpg
yorkie_chris
19-01-14, 12:57 PM
Lol you can tell who was never allowed matches before age 18
andrewsmith
19-01-14, 01:16 PM
Aye Hong and sv4me!
They started that trick for the midgies the year prior
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Pedrosa
20-01-14, 03:53 PM
Biker Biggles,Yes I still pop my head around the door from time to time.I trust that all are well?
I remember some right old giggles here on the forum. There was the character that went by the name of "Akbar" was he ever unveiled as one of the normal crew masquerading as someone else? Joe the Yorkshire guy provided some laughs and yes some stress at times if I remember correctly.
Biker Biggles
20-01-14, 07:47 PM
Biker Biggles,Yes I still pop my head around the door from time to time.I trust that all are well?
I remember some right old giggles here on the forum. There was the character that went by the name of "Akbar" was he ever unveiled as one of the normal crew masquerading as someone else? Joe the Yorkshire guy provided some laughs and yes some stress at times if I remember correctly.
Good to hear you are still about PH.:cool:
Still doing the Ronda Road?I used to think that was in South Wales until I read your posts.I trust Camilla is well;)
Biker Biggles,Yes I still pop my head around the door from time to time.I trust that all are well?
I remember some right old giggles here on the forum. There was the character that went by the name of "Akbar" was he ever unveiled as one of the normal crew masquerading as someone else? Joe the Yorkshire guy provided some laughs and yes some stress at times if I remember correctly.
Have you still got your Ducati Peter?
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